anyone else want to stab their coworkers??

kealambert
kealambert Posts: 961 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
I don't know what it is, but I want to just punch and maim all my coworkers. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  • ScatteredThoughts
    ScatteredThoughts Posts: 3,562 Member
    Maybe one in particular, but that is about it. :)
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    I've honestly never felt this way about any job I've had. I just need to go take kickboxing classes or MMA or something
  • BSCOTT1284
    BSCOTT1284 Posts: 1
    Considering our history, I'm honored. Ha.
  • kealambert
    kealambert Posts: 961 Member
    Considering our history, I'm honored. Ha.

    haha, D and B was the closest to hell, but honestly, I hated the job not the people (well, i hated the job MORE than the people, let's say)
  • mdcjmom
    mdcjmom Posts: 597 Member
    Thats where I have a distinct advantage. Because I work from a home based call center I have actually never met my coworkers face to face lol.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    fortunately, no.... I don't think I'd look good in that shade of orange....
  • Erinslove
    Erinslove Posts: 139
    I am self-employed as a consultant. And yes.
  • JENLHCOMER
    JENLHCOMER Posts: 20 Member
    Whenever I get like that, my boss throws a bottle of Premsyn in my office and runs!
  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    I've definitely felt that way about coworkers in the past!! But now I have a job where there are only 2 others in the office, and I like both of them very much. :)
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    There 2 of mine I highly dislike...& generally anytime I see their face I have to fight off the urge to throw a chair at them...
  • stang_girl88
    stang_girl88 Posts: 234 Member
    This made me LOL......but to answer your question, most definately yes!! I now work by myself and my boss is at least 45 mins away. It is awesome now!
  • melg126
    melg126 Posts: 378
    I feel your pain!!! Trust me... especially when they lie to my face!!! :angry:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Not all, just a few.....
    The guy that blows up the mens room everyday with his afternoon explosion and the guy that comes to work loaded on pills.
  • rammsteinsoldier
    rammsteinsoldier Posts: 1,552 Member
    I actually like the people I work with but don't like the job. There is one I could hurt at times though, now that I think of it. Hang in there!!!!!!
  • salmat77
    salmat77 Posts: 310 Member
    DAILY!!! :bigsmile:
  • Myslissa
    Myslissa Posts: 760 Member
    Our subcontractors are about on that list today.
  • AdrienneKaren
    AdrienneKaren Posts: 168 Member
    I work at an aircraft maintenance facility. A mechanic has been removing rivets from a plane for weeks. All day, everyday. It's a horrific sound. I'd like to kill him.
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    i work at home, but i have to deal with bs from all my coworkers. all the work comes thru me, so i get to see the massive f'ups they all do.. makes me want to throttle them..

    at least i dont have to deal with them face to face..
  • Vonnie2006
    Vonnie2006 Posts: 246 Member
    I'd love too but I'm way too cute for prison.
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    Hell yes. There are two others in my department and I want to hurt them daily. I have actually told one before that he better walk away or I was going to throw something at him. I've thrown small items at him like binder clips, but the stapler has his name written all over it! I'm not a violent person but he brings out the best in me.
  • LittleMissNerdy
    LittleMissNerdy Posts: 792 Member
    Every. Damn. Day.
  • MyFeistyEvolution
    MyFeistyEvolution Posts: 1,014 Member
    Only on days ending in "Y".




















    Ok well not really....well maybe at the part time job....
  • Nogo
    Nogo Posts: 105 Member
    My co-worker that calls in sick all the time & I have to do her work - - - yes, most days.

    The one that has no life other than work & can't carry a conversation about anything other than the weather - - - only the days I have to eat lunch with her so I don't feel like an *kitten*.

    Others, the feeling comes and goes.

    Everyone else, no.
  • kateroot
    kateroot Posts: 435
    I just wish I HAD coworkers. I've been working in an office by myself (except for my boss) for over a year, 45 hours a week, and I'd take annoying coworkers over no coworkers any day.
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
    CrazyDaisysMommy Posts: 472
    Generally, I try to keep to myself and let my coworkers do their own thing. One very stressful day, two well-meaning colleagues started messing around in my project and failed heed the warning signs that I was about to lose my temper. So they were especially surprised when I told them if they didn't shut up and step away from my project board, I'd staple them in their f-ing foreheads. Technically one of the colleagues was my boss. But all stepped carefully away. That's why I believe in playing nice 99% of the time. It makes behaving like a lunatic that 1% so much more effective. Incidentally, they took away my stapler.
  • Kissybiz
    Kissybiz Posts: 361 Member
    There's no one I'd want to cause harm to... some just make me wanna pull my hair out. Mostly I'd love to be able to just say !@#$ all of y'all..and walk out the door, but I just keep my thoughts to myself and leave it on the gym floor later.
  • court182
    court182 Posts: 307
    Well, on the bright side...at least you have a job and cowrkers to dislike!
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    Yes. Absolutely. All the time. On the other hand, certain other coworkers are all that keeps me sane in this place.
  • cookieta76
    cookieta76 Posts: 91 Member
    I work with the dumbest person on the planet. Seriously. Think your coworker is stupid? Mine takes the cake. I am forever teaching her the same stuff over and over and over again. I've trained many employees/co-workers and this one is like a brick wall. All she cares about is gossip. My only other co-worker and I plot her demise daily. If I hear, "But she's so nice..." one more time!
  • 10acity
    10acity Posts: 798 Member
    And I actually routinely threaten to punch my coworkers in the face. I've never actually followed through, but I find it helps to threaten. It's cathartic, in some way.

    Ex: a certain coworker doesn't do something they've been told time & again they must do.
    me: "D____, are you trying to get me to punch you in the face?"
    her: "hahaha sorry, I'll fix it!"
    me: "Wise choice."

    I think most of them know I actually do want to punch them in the face, but it lightens things up. And I still get to threaten.
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