What 'compliment' did you not want to hear?

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Rayman79
Rayman79 Posts: 2,009 Member
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My 'compliment' came from my lovely wife who, in an attempt to be supportive of my fat loss, said: 'Wow, I can really tell you're losing weight, even you arms are skinnier!'

Note to all women, if your male SO is losing weight, they are happy for you to comment on their shrinking gut... maybe even on on their moob reduction, but dont tell them their guns are shrinking to marathon-runner style pea shooters. :wink:
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  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,056 Member
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    HAHA, i got that from mine too...........said when I put my arm over her shoulder its so light now...........not cool
  • christine24t
    christine24t Posts: 6,063 Member
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    "you look good now." awkward pause. "not that you looked bad before."
  • toriaenator
    toriaenator Posts: 423 Member
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    this was a while ago, but "that shirt is so flattering! it really works wonders for you." like um SICK ahahaha. backhanded compliments ftw
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,353 Member
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    "Your stomach doesn't look as fat as it used to."
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    "If I were 20 years younger, I'd be after you. You look so good, girl"

    Quoted verbatim from my Dad's friend who has to be at LEAST in his late 50's or early 60's. It was at that moment I wanted to just yell, 'STRANGER DANGER! I NEED AN ADULT!!!"..I don't care if I AM 25.
  • Miazway
    Miazway Posts: 4
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    You stomach don't show that much as more...smh
  • nickyfm
    nickyfm Posts: 1,214 Member
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    "She's our girly with a ghetto booty!" Uhh, thanks...
    Thankfully that 'compliment' was around 6 pounds ago, lol
  • Spinelli2288
    Spinelli2288 Posts: 188 Member
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    My mother, "Holy *kitten*, I can finally touch my hands when I hug you!" My mother has always been able to hold her hands around me even at my largest. :grumble: b*tch lol
  • ssforcey
    ssforcey Posts: 92 Member
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    Not a compliment by any mean but my mom asked me if I was pregnant....uh no.
  • pearsy67
    pearsy67 Posts: 104 Member
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    I made dinner the other night of wholemeal pasta with lots of mince bolognese sauce, my wife had just done a 35km training run, and needed some protein. While eating, I dropped some sauce down my front, my wife proceeded to laugh at me and said:
    "You must be losing weight, that hit further down your shirt than usual!"
  • jankleberry
    jankleberry Posts: 508
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    "you can tell you are losing weight.. your head looks bigger"
  • ItsCasey
    ItsCasey Posts: 4,022 Member
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    "You're so pretty now! Maybe we can find you a man ..."
  • rachcamp88
    rachcamp88 Posts: 88 Member
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    'Look you've got a waist now!'
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
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    "You're proportional"
  • shanlynt
    shanlynt Posts: 754 Member
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    You look a lot younger now. Sorta compliment.
  • Alphawolf02
    Alphawolf02 Posts: 94
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    "Your not as big around your face and neck any more." Gee, thanks for that dad. I know I had a rounder face, but you didn't need to tell the whole diner!
  • Vermilla
    Vermilla Posts: 348
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    "You could probably wear thinner jeans around your waist now if you can get them over your thighs."
  • mfp_1
    mfp_1 Posts: 516 Member
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    "You don't sweat much for a fat bird"
  • DLDzioba
    DLDzioba Posts: 422 Member
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    Those jeans actually fit you now.
  • maddiedog22
    maddiedog22 Posts: 116
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    It wasn't really a compliment but I was told my eyes and mouth look bigger

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