Geography Lesson....everyone needs to read
angievaughn
Posts: 655 Member
Geography lesson
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is likeEurope. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is likeGreece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is likeIsrael,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is likeCanada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
ruled by nuts.
THE END.
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful!
Between 23 and 30, a woman is likeEurope. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value.
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is likeGreece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is likeIsrael,has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is likeCanada,self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran,
ruled by nuts.
THE END.
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Lmao. *like*0
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:laugh: This is awesome.0
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:laugh:0
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Lol love it :-)0
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Yay, I'm Europe! Woo hoo!
Ready to move on to Spain0 -
Very good. LOL0
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LOL!!0
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very funny0
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i like the message.. but can't get past the fact that ppl across this country think of Europe and Africa like countries..lol everyone one who reads this without thinking they are continents filled with countries..needs a geography class!!0
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Hahahaha! That is awsome...0
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i like the message.. but can't get past the fact that ppl across this country think of Europe and Africa like countries..lol everyone one who reads this without thinking they are continents filled with countries..needs a geography class!!
Meh, what do we expect when there is little to no emphasis on geographic education.... Everyone assumes geography is all about countries and capitals... when that couldn't be farther from the truth...0 -
oh my!0
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i like the message.. but can't get past the fact that ppl across this country think of Europe and Africa like countries..lol everyone one who reads this without thinking they are continents filled with countries..needs a geography class!!
Guess I didn't pay that much attention.....I got it in the form of an email...and thought I would share!! I just wanted to make someone laugh!! Sorry!!0 -
i like the message.. but can't get past the fact that ppl across this country think of Europe and Africa like countries..lol everyone one who reads this without thinking they are continents filled with countries..needs a geography class!!
Guess I didn't pay that much attention.....I got it in the form of an email...and thought I would share!! I just wanted to make someone laugh!! Sorry!!
It was still funny... And I didn't take it that they (whoever, they are) called Africa a country... because they also used Europe and then the countries within Europe (among others).0 -
hahaha I literally LOL-ed :laugh:0
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Switch Iran with Israel, and you would have had me dying...0
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Love it! I'm Greece!0
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i like the message.. but can't get past the fact that ppl across this country think of Europe and Africa like countries..lol everyone one who reads this without thinking they are continents filled with countries..needs a geography class!!
Guess I didn't pay that much attention.....I got it in the form of an email...and thought I would share!! I just wanted to make someone laugh!! Sorry!!
It was still funny... And I didn't take it that they (whoever, they are) called Africa a country... because they also used Europe and then the countries within Europe (among others).
It actually does not state reference to countries or continents at the start, that is irrelevant. I just enjoyed reading it. A harmless bit of fun, thanks Angie.0 -
Love this! I'm about to leave Spain...destination Greece! Much rather stay in Spain. Lol!0
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i like the message.. but can't get past the fact that ppl across this country think of Europe and Africa like countries..lol everyone one who reads this without thinking they are continents filled with countries..needs a geography class!!
Guess I didn't pay that much attention.....I got it in the form of an email...and thought I would share!! I just wanted to make someone laugh!! Sorry!!
NO! don't be sorry.. the message IS funny (and so is the fact that the creator didn't second guess herself) its sooo hard to use humor and sarcasm in text.. so let me apologize too maybe i just don't like being in the "continent / age group" I am in hahaha0 -
Technically... you will not have left Europe if your oyw to Spain be everywhere0
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