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I KNOW THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT!

cjpg
cjpg Posts: 433 Member
edited November 2024 in Motivation and Support
The secret is there is no secret. It's hard work and commitment.

Humuahahahahahaha!

*I should edit this and say I put this up because people would always ask me 'what's your secret?'. Like it's some kind of hidden scroll in a mountain monastery written by the fittest Shaolin Monks ever known... what's their deal?
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  • suja1983
    suja1983 Posts: 33 Member
    That's an EVIL laugh!!!! :p
  • wish21
    wish21 Posts: 602 Member
    :grumble: When people ask "what's you secret" they mean what did you do to achieve your success...
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    :grumble: When people ask "what's you secret" they mean what did you do to achieve your success...


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    I know what it means. But if you could take my post with a little light-heartedness you might see I'm really asking why they feel like it has to be a secret. Occam's razor, people!
  • wish21
    wish21 Posts: 602 Member
    SMH..
  • Bmontgomery613
    Bmontgomery613 Posts: 200 Member
    I get the same questions and it makes me laugh. I always tell them "It's super complicated. I eat less and move more!" And I make sure to whisper it so that they know it's a well kept secret. :wink:
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,474 Member
    They don't want the truth. I've tried, and it only makes me smack my head.
  • lanenalatina
    lanenalatina Posts: 239 Member
    :grumble: When people ask "what's you secret" they mean what did you do to achieve your success...


    I have to say I click on your topic cause I thought " their is a secret?????"" LOL!!! I have to also say you kool



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  • Love it!
  • jaxbeck
    jaxbeck Posts: 537 Member
    lol That & the "what are you doing" Ummm, I'm eating healthy
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
    good thread idea.. like to see some one with a sense of humor that cant share it nicely
  • VeganPanda
    VeganPanda Posts: 582 Member
    Trollin'!
  • charneus
    charneus Posts: 66
    Of course there's a secret! We just don't let people know, otherwise we'd all be super fit and MFP wouldn't need to exist.

    Geez, now I feel like a prick for not sharing, and I was coming here to chastise you about revealing it! Thank goodness that was avoided!
  • mes1119
    mes1119 Posts: 1,082 Member
    Wait, so it isn't eating nothing and taking diet pills?

    I'm doing it allllllll wronnnnnnnggggggg :indifferent:
  • balfonso
    balfonso Posts: 370 Member
    hahaha love it. This made me chuckle
  • loves03
    loves03 Posts: 73 Member
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    I have to say I click on your topic cause I thought " their is a secret?????"" LOL!!! I have to also say you kool

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    Hahah I, too, thought there was a secret!
  • MamaSonyaP
    MamaSonyaP Posts: 90 Member
    I've had people ask me, 'How are you losing weight? What's the secret?'...my reply is just that!
  • debcarv
    debcarv Posts: 256 Member
    I get the same questions and it makes me laugh. I always tell them "It's super complicated. I eat less and move more!" And I make sure to whisper it so that they know it's a well kept secret. :wink:


    Love your answer here, will borrow it.
  • smsinger75
    smsinger75 Posts: 251 Member
    Yeah. I get this too. I say the same thing. Push away from the table and move more. Push away and take a walk. Pretty complicated secret! LOL Thanks I needed a chuckle today.
  • chachita7
    chachita7 Posts: 996 Member
    The answer to that question is... if I tell you I might have to kill you... LOL - you gotta find your own damn secret, I ain't sharing mine - followed by - but if you really want to know meet me at the Gym tomorrow at 5:15 am and I might be willing to share then...
  • tkielhorn
    tkielhorn Posts: 1 Member
    The secret to losing weight is..... Hard work, dedication and believing in yourself! I started this journey on November 9, 2011! Weighing in @ 212 and being 5'1 was no longer for me! Borderline type 2 scared me silly and I made a commitment to myself to lose the weight! Today I weighed 144! Around 1000 calories a day, 3 hours of Cardio a week. Look online for the Optimized living center in Cape Girardeau, Mo! U can and will change your life forever!
  • cookiesrgood15
    cookiesrgood15 Posts: 72 Member
    well said!
  • Lissakaye81
    Lissakaye81 Posts: 224 Member
    Lol I think the biggest secret is not to get discouraged and quit when the scale doesnt move the 1st month.
  • funkycamper
    funkycamper Posts: 998 Member
    Ha, for me the secret has been to move more, life heavy stuff, and eat more. Totally counter-intuitive, but there it is.

    For the most part, their mouths drop open and then they start pondering going on the HCG diet or something foolish. Oy veh!
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    hehehehe... I love it when a good joke comes together :)

    All of you guys are great :D
  • omg. be my friend.
  • bridgie101
    bridgie101 Posts: 817 Member
    The secret is there is no secret. It's hard work and commitment.

    Humuahahahahahaha!

    *I should edit this and say I put this up because people would always ask me 'what's your secret?'. Like it's some kind of hidden scroll in a mountain monastery written by the fittest Shaolin Monks ever known... what's their deal?

    Oh groan, cj. I have a boyfriend like you. One day I may kill him.
  • jadedone
    jadedone Posts: 2,446 Member
    For me, the eat less has a much bigger impact than the move more part. :(
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    The secret is there is no secret. It's hard work and commitment.

    Humuahahahahahaha!

    *I should edit this and say I put this up because people would always ask me 'what's your secret?'. Like it's some kind of hidden scroll in a mountain monastery written by the fittest Shaolin Monks ever known... what's their deal?

    Oh groan, cj. I have a boyfriend like you. One day I may kill him.

    Lmao ! I better have a drink with this fine fellow before his untimely demise ;)
  • giggitygoo
    giggitygoo Posts: 1,978 Member
    I always wait for the look of disappointment when I break the bad news that it was indeed diet and exercise and not a magic pill.

    I enjoy that look. I'm a little evil.
  • bridgie101
    bridgie101 Posts: 817 Member
    Oh - it'll be timely. :P
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