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I KNOW THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT!
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The secret is there is no secret. It's hard work and commitment.
Humuahahahahahaha!
*I should edit this and say I put this up because people would always ask me 'what's your secret?'. Like it's some kind of hidden scroll in a mountain monastery written by the fittest Shaolin Monks ever known... what's their deal?
Humuahahahahahaha!
*I should edit this and say I put this up because people would always ask me 'what's your secret?'. Like it's some kind of hidden scroll in a mountain monastery written by the fittest Shaolin Monks ever known... what's their deal?
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That's an EVIL laugh!!!!
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:grumble: When people ask "what's you secret" they mean what did you do to achieve your success...0
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:grumble: When people ask "what's you secret" they mean what did you do to achieve your success...
I know what it means. But if you could take my post with a little light-heartedness you might see I'm really asking why they feel like it has to be a secret. Occam's razor, people!0 -
SMH..0
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I get the same questions and it makes me laugh. I always tell them "It's super complicated. I eat less and move more!" And I make sure to whisper it so that they know it's a well kept secret.
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They don't want the truth. I've tried, and it only makes me smack my head.0
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:grumble: When people ask "what's you secret" they mean what did you do to achieve your success...
I have to say I click on your topic cause I thought " their is a secret?????"" LOL!!! I have to also say you kool
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Love it!0
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lol That & the "what are you doing" Ummm, I'm eating healthy0
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good thread idea.. like to see some one with a sense of humor that cant share it nicely0
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Trollin'!0
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Of course there's a secret! We just don't let people know, otherwise we'd all be super fit and MFP wouldn't need to exist.
Geez, now I feel like a prick for not sharing, and I was coming here to chastise you about revealing it! Thank goodness that was avoided!0 -
Wait, so it isn't eating nothing and taking diet pills?
I'm doing it allllllll wronnnnnnnggggggg :indifferent:0 -
hahaha love it. This made me chuckle0
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I have to say I click on your topic cause I thought " their is a secret?????"" LOL!!! I have to also say you kool
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Hahah I, too, thought there was a secret!0 -
I've had people ask me, 'How are you losing weight? What's the secret?'...my reply is just that!0
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I get the same questions and it makes me laugh. I always tell them "It's super complicated. I eat less and move more!" And I make sure to whisper it so that they know it's a well kept secret.
Love your answer here, will borrow it.0 -
Yeah. I get this too. I say the same thing. Push away from the table and move more. Push away and take a walk. Pretty complicated secret! LOL Thanks I needed a chuckle today.0
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The answer to that question is... if I tell you I might have to kill you... LOL - you gotta find your own damn secret, I ain't sharing mine - followed by - but if you really want to know meet me at the Gym tomorrow at 5:15 am and I might be willing to share then...0
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The secret to losing weight is..... Hard work, dedication and believing in yourself! I started this journey on November 9, 2011! Weighing in @ 212 and being 5'1 was no longer for me! Borderline type 2 scared me silly and I made a commitment to myself to lose the weight! Today I weighed 144! Around 1000 calories a day, 3 hours of Cardio a week. Look online for the Optimized living center in Cape Girardeau, Mo! U can and will change your life forever!0
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well said!0
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Lol I think the biggest secret is not to get discouraged and quit when the scale doesnt move the 1st month.0
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Ha, for me the secret has been to move more, life heavy stuff, and eat more. Totally counter-intuitive, but there it is.
For the most part, their mouths drop open and then they start pondering going on the HCG diet or something foolish. Oy veh!0 -
hehehehe... I love it when a good joke comes together
All of you guys are great
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omg. be my friend.0
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The secret is there is no secret. It's hard work and commitment.
Humuahahahahahaha!
*I should edit this and say I put this up because people would always ask me 'what's your secret?'. Like it's some kind of hidden scroll in a mountain monastery written by the fittest Shaolin Monks ever known... what's their deal?
Oh groan, cj. I have a boyfriend like you. One day I may kill him.0 -
For me, the eat less has a much bigger impact than the move more part.
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Oh groan, cj. I have a boyfriend like you. One day I may kill him.
Lmao ! I better have a drink with this fine fellow before his untimely demise 0 -
I always wait for the look of disappointment when I break the bad news that it was indeed diet and exercise and not a magic pill.
I enjoy that look. I'm a little evil.0 -
Oh - it'll be timely. :P0
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