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Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

binky610
binky610 Posts: 17
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.
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  • Whaleluvr
    Whaleluvr Posts: 156 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
  • DAMNCHARLIE
    DAMNCHARLIE Posts: 569
    WHEN YOU SNEEZE DON'T SAY GOD BLESS YOU SAY "YOU ARE SOOOOOO GOOD LOOKING"
  • fit921
    fit921 Posts: 92 Member
    "I was in the pool!" Hahahahaha....
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    "I`m out!"

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwH__x6jV6A
  • xtinalovexo
    xtinalovexo Posts: 1,376 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
    This!
  • terrellc1
    terrellc1 Posts: 231 Member
    These pretzels are making me thirsty!
  • treetop57
    treetop57 Posts: 1,578 Member
    Not that there's anything wrong with that.
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    So many to choose from....it's my favorite show.

    "I'm depressed..... I'm disturbed.... I've got it all!!"

    "No soup for you!"

    "He wasn't sponge-worthy."

    "You're taking my clothes? You're robbing me? Will I see you again?"

    "That was one magic loogey."

    "Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry."

    I can beat ANYONE at Seinfeld trivia, btw. :tongue:
  • treetop57
    treetop57 Posts: 1,578 Member
    There is nothing trivial about Seinfeld!!!!!
    :wink:
  • GB333
    GB333 Posts: 261 Member
    "Maybe the Dingo ate your baby!"
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!
    This!

    I say this all the time!
  • FindingSamMon
    FindingSamMon Posts: 1,028 Member
    "I'm Back Baby!"
  • JBott84
    JBott84 Posts: 268 Member
    "My mother caught me - I was alone....I'm out!" (The Contest) My favorite episode!
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    It's a Festivus miracle!!
  • taylmarie
    taylmarie Posts: 161
    "Maybe the Dingo ate your baby!"



    Ha ha ha ha, yes!!! This is what I was going to say!
  • JBott84
    JBott84 Posts: 268 Member
    "Maybe the Dingo ate your baby!"


    I love Elaine. Especially her solution to being blacklisted by the soup nazi lol a janitor closet!
  • JBott84
    JBott84 Posts: 268 Member
    It's a Festivus miracle!!

    Festivus for the rest of us!
  • bslic
    bslic Posts: 245 Member
    Geo: I had sex with your wife.
    Geo: I'm gonna read the book from cover to cover -- in that order.
    Kramer : Pulp can move baby.
    J: You just Yada Yada-ed the best part..... E: I mentioned the bisque.
    Mrs C : I come home and find my son treating his body like an amusement park.


    Miss that show!!! Even some 15 years after the last episode, I find myself making references almost daily.
  • cekeys
    cekeys Posts: 397 Member
    "I choose not to race!"
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    Elaine: You know what your problem is? Your standards are too high.
    Jerry: I went out with you.
    Elaine: That's because my standards are too low.
  • SisterC
    SisterC Posts: 121 Member
    :laugh: You don't have a square to spare??
  • Laces_0ut
    Laces_0ut Posts: 3,750 Member
    Its not a lie if YOU believe it.
  • birdlover97111
    birdlover97111 Posts: 346 Member
    "Hellooooowww, Neuman"
  • wells0707
    wells0707 Posts: 251 Member
    Do you want a Christmas card? I will give you a Christmas card! (as Elaine rubs George's face against her chest) haha
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    Jerry: This isn't a good time.
    Telemarketer: When would be a good time to call back, sir?
    Jerry: I have an idea, why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you back later?
    Telemarketer: Umm, we're not allowed to do that.
    Jerry: Oh, I guess because you don't want strangers calling you at home.
    Telemarketer: Umm, no.
    Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
    [hangs up phone]
  • Dayna154
    Dayna154 Posts: 910 Member
    Shrinkage!!! lol
  • Julzanne72
    Julzanne72 Posts: 468 Member
    the Manzier...
  • tbskipp
    tbskipp Posts: 180 Member
    "Oh it's got cache, baby, it's got cache out the ying-yang!"

    "They're REAL, and they're SPECTACULAR!"


    I still watch that show on an almost daily basis. LOVE IT! :laugh:
  • binky610
    binky610 Posts: 17

    I can beat ANYONE at Seinfeld trivia, btw. :tongue:

    I don't know...I'm pretty good. What are the names of George's horses when he lies to Susan's parents and says he has a place in the Hamptons?
  • jessikhi
    jessikhi Posts: 2
    Kramer: "I'm out there.. and I'm lovin every minute of it!"

    George: "Summer of George"

    "You're killing independent George!"

    "We had a pact!"
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