If you woke up as a zombie...

yours....

As soon as I read the title to this thread, my answer came so swiftly...

Shoot me.

Zombies scare the daylights out of me. So when I say "shoot me" I mean, really, "shoot me because I don't want to be a freaking zombie!"

If I was still counting calories it'd have to be this guys for it's reduced size:

Well if I woke up a zombie I think the first brains that I would eat would end up being my girlfriends because we share the same bed.

After that I probably wouldn't leave the house because I live in Oklahoma and everyone here, including myself, has a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse and many of those people have guns.

Remember to eat a balanced diet...

I live in Oklahoma and everyone here, including myself, has a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse and many of those people have guns.

Please tell me you're kidding

It's Oklahoma...he's serious, trust me...

I'm kind of a junk food junkie...so...

Please tell me you're kidding

if you haven't spent more time planing what are going to do for the Zombie Apocalypse then you spend preparing your taxes each year, then there is no way you can ever be helped when they come for your brains. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

see pie chart

I'd like to eat Adam Levine's brain. yum

I live in Oklahoma and everyone here, including myself, has a plan for the Zombie Apocalypse and many of those people have guns.

Please tell me you're kidding

It's Oklahoma...he's serious, trust me...

So what's the plan?? I should be more prepared.

Plan to avoid zombies:

it would be a horrible surprise and i'm sure before i could eat his brain my husband would shoot me

I just asked him if he would, and he said yes, "and then there would be some good loving while you're still warm" lmao!!

sick...

OMG I read this and I'm pretty sure you could be married to my husband!! I read it to him and he laughed and agreed that his answer would be the same.

LOL! yeah hes a keeper .. be glad you got a good one! lmao

I'm kind of a junk food junkie...so...

YES! HA!

it would be a horrible surprise and i'm sure before i could eat his brain my husband would shoot me

I just asked him if he would, and he said yes, "and then there would be some good loving while you're still warm" lmao!!

sick...

OMG I read this and I'm pretty sure you could be married to my husband!! I read it to him and he laughed and agreed that his answer would be the same.

LOL! yeah hes a keeper .. be glad you got a good one! lmao

Same here. My fiance would say the same thing.

Since we're talking zombies, I came home the other day and found a machete in the garage with "zombie killer" written across the blade. Someone's been watching a little *too* much of TWD...

I wanna be lauramac when I grow up... I'm just sayin.

If I woke up a zombie, I imagine the first thing I would do is to wonder "hey, how the hell did I wake up a zombie?"

I mean, I'll still be an existentialist, right?

THEN I'll go and look for brains to eat. Since i live in the Southern US, I'll probably find a church full of people, since there are so many round here.

That's because I love...



...wait for it...



SOUL FOOD!


:-D


++ducking thrown freshly harvested internal organs++

Pj

I'd like to eat Adam Levine's brain. yum

if they taste as good as he looks, you better be sharing