Favorite Seinfeld Quotes

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    *Remember the episode where Jerry couldn't remember the woman's name. The whole episode he is trying to figure it out....I don't remember it either!!! Do any of you remember?

    He calls her "Mulva" and then after she storms out, he suddenly remembers...runs to the window & yells "Dolores!!!!"
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,298 Member
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    Someone should understand the reference, but I can't find the direct quote...
    Jerry was dating a gal that instead of laughing would say "That's funny." while smiling and nodding.
    Jerry broke up with her and "she didn't say that's sad, she actually cried."
  • juan23sfa
    juan23sfa Posts: 22
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    George: ............."Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"

    Elaine: .............. "I've yada yada'd sex."

    Jerry:....................."Really?"

    Elaine:..............."Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."

    Jerry:..................."But you yada yada'd over the best part."

    Elaine:................."No, I mentioned the bisque."
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    *Remember the episode where Jerry couldn't remember the woman's name. The whole episode he is trying to figure it out....I don't remember it either!!! Do any of you remember?

    He calls her "Mulva" and then after she storms out, he suddenly remembers...runs to the window & yells "Dolores!!!!"

    Thanks!! I laughed till I nearly fell in the floor over that one.
  • garnetsms
    garnetsms Posts: 10,018 Member
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    George: ............."Listen to this. Marcy comes over and she tells me that her ex-boyfriend was over late last night and 'yada yada yada I'm really tired today.' You don't think she'd yada yada sex?"

    Elaine: .............. "I've yada yada'd sex."

    Jerry:....................."Really?"

    Elaine:..............."Yeah. I met this lawyer, we went out to dinner, I had the lobster bisque, we went back to my place, yada yada yada, I never heard from him again."

    Jerry:..................."But you yada yada'd over the best part."

    Elaine:................."No, I mentioned the bisque."

    And she says it so seriously!! Makes it even more funny
  • treetop57
    treetop57 Posts: 1,578 Member
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    Seinfeld, pahty of foh?

    That's actually the first episode I ever saw. The whole time I was thinking, "What the heck is this show? Nothing is happening." Luckily I watched again and eventually got hooked. Which reminds me of another favorite line:

    GEORGE: The show is about nothing.

    . . . .

    (NBC) RUSSELL: Well, why am I watching it?

    GEORGE: Because it’s on TV.

    (NBC) RUSSELL: Not yet.
  • treetop57
    treetop57 Posts: 1,578 Member
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    the Manzier...

    You mean the Bro.
  • JSheehy1965
    JSheehy1965 Posts: 404
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    The seas were angry that day, my friend
  • oh_mg
    oh_mg Posts: 35 Member
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    I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.
  • fmf525
    fmf525 Posts: 6 Member
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    "Of course...absolute zero!"

    When George gives up sex and becomes a genius...he learned Portuguese overnight...:laugh:
  • BDMCKEY
    BDMCKEY Posts: 5 Member
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    I driving the bus with one hand and fighting the robber off with the other.
  • treetop57
    treetop57 Posts: 1,578 Member
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    Well, people kept ringing the bell!
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
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    I can beat ANYONE at Seinfeld trivia, btw. :tongue:

    I don't know...I'm pretty good. What are the names of George's horses when he lies to Susan's parents and says he has a place in the Hamptons?
    Snoopy and Prickly Pete. :tongue:
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
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    George: "I'm much more comfortable criticizing people behind their backs."
  • showtime11
    showtime11 Posts: 17
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    THERE WAS SHRINKAGE!!!
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
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    Costanza: You wanted to see me, Mr. Steinbrenner
    Steinbrenner: Yes, George, come in, come in....

    My name is George, I'm unemployed and live with my parents.
    Hi, I'm Victoria
  • BDMCKEY
    BDMCKEY Posts: 5 Member
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    "The Bro"
  • tbskipp
    tbskipp Posts: 184 Member
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    JERK STORE! The line is JERK STORE!!!!!
    :laugh:
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
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    Elaine: "Fake Fake Fake Fake" (When she and Jerry were talking about faking orgasms)

    And the episode where Jerry dates the woman with MAN HANDS!!

    I love this show!!!!

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