WHY is there a...

maf66
maf66 Posts: 211 Member
edited November 12 in Chit-Chat
Wasp in my bathroom?

I've checked all the forums, so I know this is not a double post. If I missed a post about this topic please, very kindly, refer me to the proper forum and I will take my issue there and delete this.

HOWEVER, if you feel you are fully equipped to help me out with my current situation, I will gladly heed your advice.

PLEASE, SERIOUS POSTERS ONLY! I don't want any nonsense crap if you have no facts to back it up.

I just want to know why there is a wasp in my bathroom because I have to pee.

That is all.
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  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    Anybody?
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    Are you trying to tell me nobody has ever had a wasp in their bedroom?
  • stephstar15
    stephstar15 Posts: 125
    Knowing why there is a wasp in your bathroom will allow you to go pee? That is ridiculous, go pee.
  • _HeathBar_
    _HeathBar_ Posts: 902 Member
    cool story bro
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    It will not. It's hovering over the latrine, silly
  • nammer79
    nammer79 Posts: 664 Member
    I hate wasp and i'm not scared to say they scare the crap out of me and i avoid them any way I can any other bug I'm cool with but wasp blah i say blah. (I will handle them if I have to but rather just work my way around the speedy little beast of stinger death)
  • k8lyn_235
    k8lyn_235 Posts: 507 Member
    idk. there's one in my workplace right now and it's making me nervous.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    The wasp represents change.
  • Sl1ghtly
    Sl1ghtly Posts: 855 Member
    Obviously this wasp needs to go potty. However, being a tiny wasp, it lacks the strength to lift the toilet seat. The solution here is to lift the seat for the wasp.

    You may want to turn the water on. Wasps have difficulty with faucets.
  • onequirkygirl
    onequirkygirl Posts: 303 Member
    I would use a different bathroom.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    cool story bro

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  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    Obviously this wasp needs to go potty. However, being a tiny wasp, it lacks the strength to lift the toilet seat. The solution here is to lift the seat for the wasp.

    You may want to turn the water on. Wasps have difficulty with faucets.

    That is good, sound advice. I shall try it. Thank you.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    I would use a different bathroom.

    I wish I had one...
  • penrbrown
    penrbrown Posts: 2,685 Member
    I wonder... is there really a wasp? Or are you imagining it?

    Also, is it your bathroom or bedroom? Because initially you said bathroom and then you asked if we had ever had wasps in our bedrooms. A bathroom is not a bedroom... so the two are not related and I'm uncertain why you would ask if we've ever had them in our bedrooms, unless there is no bathroom, no wasp and in fact no bedroom.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    I wonder... is there really a wasp? Or are you imagining it?

    Also, is it your bathroom or bedroom? Because initially you said bathroom and then you asked if we had ever had wasps in our bedrooms. A bathroom is not a bedroom... so the two are not related and I'm uncertain why you would ask if we've ever had them in our bedrooms, unless there is no bathroom, no wasp and in fact no bedroom.

    OMG I'M SO CONFUSED I CONFUSED EVEN MYSELF! :noway:
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    I just checked. It's the BATHROOM. Uh huh, the bathroom. For sure this time.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    If there is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant in your bathroom, you should just kindly ask them to leave, there's no reason to get all prejudice about it.
  • nic_ci
    nic_ci Posts: 110 Member
    You made me turn my computer on to read this!!! REALLY...lol
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    If there is a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant in your bathroom, you should just kindly ask them to leave, there's no reason to get all prejudice about it.

    Nope. This is a wasp of color. Thank you for your PC concern tho.
  • Toddrific
    Toddrific Posts: 1,114 Member
    hair spray+lighter=fixed.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    You made me turn my computer on to read this!!! REALLY...lol

    Oooops... I've angered the kitty...
  • JMarigold
    JMarigold Posts: 232 Member
    Because wasps are innately evil and know where to go to be the MOST trouble.

    Guess you will just have to use a pot from the kitchen. Do it the old way . . .
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    Magazine...any ol magazine and take a swing at it.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    Because wasps are innately evil and know where to go to be the MOST trouble.

    Guess you will just have to use a pot from the kitchen. Do it the old way . . .

    Oh sure. But how do I shower then? Huh?
  • WhittRak
    WhittRak Posts: 567 Member
    Punch it in the face. Problem solved.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    If you angle yourself just right, you can pee on it... That will fix both the needing to use the potty, and killing the wasp!

    No need to thank me, I'm a problem solver.
  • SergeantSunshine_reused
    SergeantSunshine_reused Posts: 5,382 Member
    I had a hornet in my bedroom and slept on the couch for a few days xD My roomie killed it, and I slept on the couch one more night just in case:sick:
  • clydethecat
    clydethecat Posts: 1,087 Member
    it reminds me of the scene in the mini series for the shining, when the dad bring in the wasps nest and says all the wasps are out of it, but then in the night, the wasps come back and sting the kid over and over...

    i have a phobia of anything that flies and stings, so i would run screaming from the house and go to a gas station to pee... or really, i'd probably pee myself...
  • ivansmomma
    ivansmomma Posts: 500
    In reading this profound topic, it has helped me to stay away from snacking while pondering the reason why there is a wasp in your bathroom. Just smack the c*rap out of it with a paper or magazine (as suggested above) and kill the sucker!! I really don't think "da family" will come after you because you killed it!!
  • Toddrific
    Toddrific Posts: 1,114 Member
    If you angle yourself just right, you can pee on it... That will fix both the needing to use the potty, and killing the wasp!

    No need to thank me, I'm a problem solver.

    I'm having trouble picturing how that'd work...but it's fun to imagine.
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