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  • nic_ci
    nic_ci Posts: 110 Member
    "There are 4,000 kinds of wasps in the United States. Typically, Wasps are most active during the day and usually return to their nests at dusk. Most wasps live less than one year and some only live for a few months. Queens sometimes live for several years"

    Just wait till dark to go pee...can you wait 2 1/2 more hours?

    If not it will die in a year!
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    In reading this profound topic, it has helped me to stay away from snacking while pondering the reason why there is a wasp in your bathroom.

    I'm helpful like that. You're welcome :wink:
  • SinIsIn
    SinIsIn Posts: 1,865 Member
    They freaking hurt when they sting!

    Don't use the bathroom! It may sting you some place uncomfortable like... yikes!
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    If you angle yourself just right, you can pee on it... That will fix both the needing to use the potty, and killing the wasp!

    No need to thank me, I'm a problem solver.

    I'm having trouble picturing how that'd work...but it's fun to imagine.

    Uh huh. Me too.... Sounds more like she wants me to build a flying pee machine...
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Scientists say that the best way to deal with wasps in your bathroom when you need to use it is to just wet yourself. Apparently they are G*d's creatures too and are entitled to privacy. It's tough love for you I'm afraid Maf


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  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
    cool story bro

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  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    If not it will die in a year!

    I need to rethink this whole kitty thing... Kitty not so smart!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    improving your skills are


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    For reals???

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  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,298 Member
    those WASPs really like to feel like they can do anything they want. don't worry - they go to church on sunday, so s/he should leave in a few days.
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
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    Here's a tissue, Laura :flowerforyou:
  • nic_ci
    nic_ci Posts: 110 Member
    If not it will die in a year!

    I need to rethink this whole kitty thing... Kitty not so smart!

    I'm only trying to help!
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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    Here's a tissue, Laura :flowerforyou:

    Thanks...my MeMe Yoda is proud of me...made get all teary...
  • mick_02
    mick_02 Posts: 27
    take a crap outside. I do all the time. Makes me feel very in touch with nature to take a shiess on it
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member


    For reals???

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  • DistortedButterfly
    DistortedButterfly Posts: 44 Member
    JUST KILL IT YOU FAILING TROLL
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    One of the worst places for wasp is hiding in a bin at work where you have imitation wasps for fly fishing. I've almost been stung twice because I was going for some of the imitation wasps and almost grabbed a real one. Not! Cool!
  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    JUST KILL IT YOU FAILING TROLL

    And here, all along, everyone wondered why she was so distorted.... :huh:
  • migoi357
    migoi357 Posts: 173 Member
    You asked why... because our alien lizard overlords decreed it. Now please return your brain to its mindless obsessions. It does not pay to question the lizards.
  • dinosnopro
    dinosnopro Posts: 2,177 Member
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  • _LilPowerHouse
    _LilPowerHouse Posts: 365 Member
    Hmmmm Looks like you'll have to use the KITCHEN sInk..
  • brittanidigby
    brittanidigby Posts: 247 Member
    Eeeek! I hate Wasps. I had four in my living room the other day. :(((((
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    Wear a diaper.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    RAID!!
  • BarbWhite09
    BarbWhite09 Posts: 1,128 Member
    LOL
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Really!! Kill it! Kill it! I hate wasps!
  • plzlbsbegone
    plzlbsbegone Posts: 233
    I think the initial question was WHY is there a wasp in my bathroom.... I have a theory or a few...
    A.) The Wasp got lost on it's way to the kitchen...in this case bring it a snack...they love sweets...better yet, put some soda in a cup and hope it drowns in it.

    B.) The wasp is having a bad hair day. I spend more time in the bathroom when I am having a bad hair day! Combing, brushing, putting it in a pony, and of course hairspray. Solution for this scenario, give it hairspary...lots of it. They have trouble with holding the can and pushing the button. Give him a hand, and hopefully suffocate it!

    C.) The wasp spent the afternoon and the gym, now it has B.O. Give it a shower! Wait til it lands in the shower, and turn it on!

    and finally, when all else fails, I like to flail around screaming with some sort of "Beating" device. (Shoe, flyswatter, magazine, broom...whatever is closest to me at the moment)
    Good luck!
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    At this time of year wasps will be building nests, It has probably already started building under the toilet rim.

    I suggest luring it out by placing an opened jar of jam outside the bathroom door, when the wasp comes out for a snack, rush in and close the door. Of course then you will be in the bathroom and the wasp will be outside so take another jar of jam (different flavour) into the bathroom to lure the wasp back in so you can escape, but then of course the wasp will be back in the bathroom........I may not have thought this through very well sorry.:flowerforyou:
  • NU2U
    NU2U Posts: 659 Member
    I wonder... is there really a wasp? Or are you imagining it?

    Also, is it your bathroom or bedroom? Because initially you said bathroom and then you asked if we had ever had wasps in our bedrooms. A bathroom is not a bedroom... so the two are not related and I'm uncertain why you would ask if we've ever had them in our bedrooms, unless there is no bathroom, no wasp and in fact no bedroom.

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  • maf66
    maf66 Posts: 211 Member
    I think the initial question was WHY is there a wasp in my bathroom.... I have a theory or a few...
    A.) The Wasp got lost on it's way to the kitchen...in this case bring it a snack...they love sweets...better yet, put some soda in a cup and hope it drowns in it.

    B.) The wasp is having a bad hair day. I spend more time in the bathroom when I am having a bad hair day! Combing, brushing, putting it in a pony, and of course hairspray. Solution for this scenario, give it hairspary...lots of it. They have trouble with holding the can and pushing the button. Give him a hand, and hopefully suffocate it!

    C.) The wasp spent the afternoon and the gym, now it has B.O. Give it a shower! Wait til it lands in the shower, and turn it on!

    and finally, when all else fails, I like to flail around screaming with some sort of "Beating" device. (Shoe, flyswatter, magazine, broom...whatever is closest to me at the moment)
    Good luck!

    You have some very interesting advice right there. In fact, you just might be the most helpful yet. I think I shall go check on (currently locked in) bathroom wasp and simply ask it what it needs. Perhaps it was my cranberry sugar scrub that attracted poor misguided wasp in the first place.
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
    Call the police and have them send a SWAT team.
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