Things not to say in a bar.

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  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 232 Member
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    Do you ever show home movies on that thing?
  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 232 Member
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    Or worse: "You remind me of my Mom's ex."
  • carol989
    carol989 Posts: 19
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    "ill have what the man on the floor is having"
  • DFWTT
    DFWTT Posts: 374
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    "ill have what the man on the floor is having"

    :drinker: WINNER!!
  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
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    "You remind me of my Mom...."

    Oh wow! Lmao
  • goodmonster
    goodmonster Posts: 165
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    "Nice shoes. Wanna ****?"
  • DesertMermaid29
    DesertMermaid29 Posts: 181 Member
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    I would buy you a drink, but I don't want to contribute to that beer gut.
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
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    Hello miss? Can I push in your "stool" or stir your "drink" for you?
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
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    This happened to me once....

    guy buys me a drink and we have a casual conversation then I ask

    "So what do you do for a living?"

    and he says

    "I get a crazy check."

    :noway: End of conversation and free drinks. :laugh:
  • JimandLin
    JimandLin Posts: 76 Member
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    What's your sign?
  • kwaddell1987
    kwaddell1987 Posts: 70 Member
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    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  • GymAnJuice
    GymAnJuice Posts: 512 Member
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    Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

    someone has said this to me, years ago though. i replied "neah, your alright" & walked off :blushing: :grumble:
  • GymAnJuice
    GymAnJuice Posts: 512 Member
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    i walked into a pub when i was 16 with my mate, i already knew if was a really rough pub, ordered a drink and the guy next to me said, "only prostitutes use this bar", drank our drink as causally as we could in one go and walked out lol
  • GymAnJuice
    GymAnJuice Posts: 512 Member
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    Don't worry, MFP can help you reduce the size of your butt.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TheDevastator
    TheDevastator Posts: 1,626 Member
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    Alcohol is now illegal.
  • BIGJIMMYU
    BIGJIMMYU Posts: 1,221 Member
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    OKAY EVERYBODY, THIS IS A RAID!
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    "Pardon me, Miss, but can I smell your vagina?"

    She says, "NOOOOO!!!"

    "Oh, it must be your feet then."


    Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

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