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UponThisRock
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Some of my friends might remember that a certain cardio bunny has been ogling me at the gym. Not really a big issue, she's usually wrapping up as I arrive, so I only have to be uncomfortable for a few minutes.
But this morning was just a little different. She wasn't just kinda checking me out like she usually does. When I arrive at the gym, she's giving me one of these:
![tonydungy.gif](http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1781/tonydungy.gif)
I'm scared. Should I be wearing pants with a rusty zipper?
But this morning was just a little different. She wasn't just kinda checking me out like she usually does. When I arrive at the gym, she's giving me one of these:
![tonydungy.gif](http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/1781/tonydungy.gif)
I'm scared. Should I be wearing pants with a rusty zipper?
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Just show her how your wee wee can lift that weight in your pic0 -
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Just show her how your wee wee can lift that weight in your pic0 -
Tell her about your bowel movements. Ask her if shes keeping score.0
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
This made my morning0 -
lmao!0
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Pfft- Rusty zippers don't stop us --
sooner or later - you're going to have to pee...0 -
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Just show her how your wee wee can lift that weight in your pic
No wee wee strength involved in that lift.
You should see how I do pushups though.0 -
burp, fart, and pick you nose . . . problem solved.0
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:laugh:
Just show her how your wee wee can lift that weight in your pic
No wee wee strength involved in that lift.
You should see how I do pushups though.
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:laugh:
Just show her how your wee wee can lift that weight in your pic
No wee wee strength involved in that lift.
You should see how I do pushups though.0 -
You should see how I do pushups though.
**EDIT - dammit. Corylda beat me to it. Stupid slow connection...0 -
Some of my friends might remember that a certain cardio bunny has been ogling me at the gym. Not really a big issue, she's usually wrapping up as I arrive, so I only have to be uncomfortable for a few minutes.
But this morning was just a little different. She wasn't just kinda checking me out like she usually does. When I arrive at the gym, she's giving me one of these:
I'm scared. Should I be wearing pants with a rusty zipper?
This cracks me up.0 -
:laugh:
Just show her how your wee wee can lift that weight in your pic
No wee wee strength involved in that lift.
You should see how I do pushups though.
Exactly!0 -
Ask her if you can live temporarily in her guest bedroom till you can afford a car while working your job at blockbuster... she will disappear like a cake in Oprah's dressing room0
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Wait until she's done on her exercise bike and then sniff the seat....!!!
Wait, that'll probably have the opposite reaction....0 -
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? A girl's gotta have her standards.
real genius! Love it!0 -
Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis? A girl's gotta have her standards.
Early in the morning, maybe.0 -
The Blockbuster comment cracked me up...So funny and yes that would work!0
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OMG I'm laughing so hard at all these comments!!! :laugh:0
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