Am I The Only One?!?!

LauraMacNCheese
LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Who has someone in her/his life who sounds like this:

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If you do...how do you drown it out? Because right now, I want to shove an ice pick in my ear...

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  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    All I wanted was a damn sammich. :grumble:
  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    This always works for me

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  • llahairdna
    llahairdna Posts: 502 Member
    That's kind-of what I hear everytime my ex-husband speaks.
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
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  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I'm taking orders here.....

    Ear plugs for Laura...and call animal control to remove the pest.

    Sammich for Carl..want beer with that?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    All I wanted was a damn sammich. :grumble:

    Now you know I wasn't talking about you, Carl. Have a BBBLT on me :bigsmile:

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  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Fortunately as a man I can keep my eyes open and turn of all functions to my ears , so it appears I am listening but in actual fact I am pretty much sleeping with my eyes open.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Fortunately as a man I can keep my eyes open and turn of all functions to my ears , so it appears I am listening but in actual fact I am pretty much sleeping with my eyes open.

    Curse the insidious powers of the y-chromosome...curse them I say!! :grumble:

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  • darkknightfan
    darkknightfan Posts: 396 Member
    Fortunately as a man I can keep my eyes open and turn of all functions to my ears , so it appears I am listening but in actual fact I am pretty much sleeping with my eyes open.

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  • PeaceLoveVeggies
    PeaceLoveVeggies Posts: 673 Member
    I AM the person in my family who sounds like this. :cry:
  • ladycypress
    ladycypress Posts: 19 Member
    I find shoving an ice pick in THEIR ear makes them leave. Quickly
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    Who has someone in her/his life who sounds like this:

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    If you do...how do you drown it out? Because right now, I want to shove an ice pick in my ear...

    What? I am sorry did you say something???

    Too easy...you walked right into this one!!
  • 7funnygirl7
    7funnygirl7 Posts: 1,176
    ALCOHOL!!! Lots of it.....:drinker:
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Fortunately as a man I can keep my eyes open and turn of all functions to my ears , so it appears I am listening but in actual fact I am pretty much sleeping with my eyes open.

    Curse the insidious powers of the y-chromosome...curse them I say!! :grumble:

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    You've got to love that Yp11.31-Yq12 parts of the y chromosome they come in so handy.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    You've got to love that Yp11.31-Yq12 parts of the y chromosome they come in so handy.

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  • OLFATUG
    OLFATUG Posts: 393 Member
    <-- is still looking at his thumb...
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    You've got to love that Yp11.31-Yq12 parts of the y chromosome they come in so handy.

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    Is it strange that I didn't look at my thumb?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Is it strange that I didn't look at my thumb?

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  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Is it strange that I didn't look at my thumb?

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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
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  • SueGremlin
    SueGremlin Posts: 1,066 Member
    This always works for me

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    stealing this.
    I may not have anyone who laughs like a hyena, but I do have someone who has an unbelievable sense of smell, comments on EVERYTHING she smells, and has asked me on several occasions if she could smell my lunch.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    stealing this.
    I may not have anyone who laughs like a hyena, but I do have someone who has an unbelievable sense of smell, comments on EVERYTHING she smells, and has asked me on several occasions if she could smell my lunch.

    Ok...that's just weird :huh: Not sure which one is worse...they hyena or the super sniffer...
  • SueGremlin
    SueGremlin Posts: 1,066 Member
    stealing this.
    I may not have anyone who laughs like a hyena, but I do have someone who has an unbelievable sense of smell, comments on EVERYTHING she smells, and has asked me on several occasions if she could smell my lunch.

    Ok...that's just weird :huh: Not sure which one is worse...they hyena or the super sniffer...
    I am not sure either, but I can tell you that I get the urge to stab her with forks almost daily.
  • tmoyer1209
    tmoyer1209 Posts: 213 Member
    This always works for me

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    stealing this.
    I may not have anyone who laughs like a hyena, but I do have someone who has an unbelievable sense of smell, comments on EVERYTHING she smells, and has asked me on several occasions if she could smell my lunch.

    If she has such a great sense of smell, tell her to smell it from the other room and quit bein a creeper! LOL. That's a wierd request from someone!
  • sunshine45356
    sunshine45356 Posts: 78 Member
    shove an icepick in their ear!
  • sunshine45356
    sunshine45356 Posts: 78 Member
    haha!
  • Marper8521
    Marper8521 Posts: 158 Member
    You've got to love that Yp11.31-Yq12 parts of the y chromosome they come in so handy.

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    Oh crap, thought it was the foot!!!!!!
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    Fortunately as a man I can keep my eyes open and turn of all functions to my ears , so it appears I am listening but in actual fact I am pretty much sleeping with my eyes open.

    Curse the insidious powers of the y-chromosome...curse them I say!! :grumble:

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    LOL I love that! thanks!
  • SueGremlin
    SueGremlin Posts: 1,066 Member
    This always works for me

    Stop-talking.jpg
    stealing this.
    I may not have anyone who laughs like a hyena, but I do have someone who has an unbelievable sense of smell, comments on EVERYTHING she smells, and has asked me on several occasions if she could smell my lunch.

    If she has such a great sense of smell, tell her to smell it from the other room and quit bein a creeper! LOL. That's a wierd request from someone!
    Oh, I do. For some reason she has no idea how annoying she is.
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