Why Women are Awesome!

Ahhhh!!! Big squishy boobie hugs and a sammich. It's nice to be appreciated.

Just to show appreciation since a woman on MFP actually said something nice for us guys for a change!

1) You take care of us when we are sick. Guys are big p*ssies when we are sick, and need to be taken care of.

2) You wear yoga pants

3) You give birth to children. I couldn't handle giving birth. I've seen it twice, I know this.

4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

5) You appreciate when something nice is done for you. Well, not all of you do. There are girls who are always taking and are ungrateful. But overall you generally are.

Are you tryin to get women to like you?

why are do you question? Can't people just be nice, there aren't always alternative motives ya know.

There aren't? Thanks for puttin me straight there!

Women also invented the circular saw, chocolate chip cookies, the dishwasher*, and Kevlar, discovered radium and plutonium, and created art like Bessie Smith, Maria Callas, Tamara Lempika or Frida Kahlo.
-wtk



* No lie. Josephine Cochrane received the patent after growing tired of her servants breaking her china.

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Thanks for the reminder Ben. I like your shiny helmet

This is like The Grinch; except it's the Troll that whose heart has grown.

Women also invented the circular saw, chocolate chip cookies, the dishwasher*, and Kevlar, discovered radium and plutonium, and created art like Bessie Smith, Maria Callas, Tamara Lempika or Frida Kahlo.
-wtk



* No lie. Josephine Cochrane received the patent after growing tired of her servants breaking her china.

To add to this...the beer we all love and enjoy? Yeah, women were the first brewers. :drinker:

:drinker:

Just to show appreciation since a woman on MFP actually said something nice for us guys for a change!

1) You take care of us when we are sick. Guys are big p*ssies when we are sick, and need to be taken care of.

2) You wear yoga pants

3) You give birth to children. I couldn't handle giving birth. I've seen it twice, I know this.

4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

5) You appreciate when something nice is done for you. Well, not all of you do. There are girls who are always taking and are ungrateful. But overall you generally are.

Are you tryin to get women to like you?

why are do you question? Can't people just be nice, there aren't always alternative motives ya know.

She's just cranky. She probably needs a hug, or just hates men.

Nah I'm not cranky. It was asked in jest. And no I like men, most of em anyway

aww, soo sweet! ALways nice to hear

*lick lick* Love ya, Sofa :smooched:

Your great listiners
YOu always feel the need to lift my spirits when I'm feeling down
You like spending time with us, even if we are doing something that bores you.

Yep pretty sure you all are my favs :flowerforyou:

I think one of my best qualities is that I will enjoy anything my man enjoys simply because I'm spending time with him while doing it. It doesn't matter what it is. And often times, I gain an interest in it, genuinely, solely because he enjoys it so much.

For example, an ex was huge into motocross racing. I found myself camping out for 3 days with no shower in 100 degree weather in a trailor with no a/c on race weekends at the tracks and cheering him on when he would race in the amateurs.

We are very giving creatures

4) Your gender gets the monthlies. I'm grateful I don't.

I get Man TOM. Don't you?

Women can make a room smell like roses and potpourri by just farting.

Women don't fart.

BUMP...Kortney you failed us, even with the boobs