I'm not fat...

jcstanton
jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
in Motivation and Support
...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:
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  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I'm hearing crickets chirping....


    Well, I thought it was cute, anyway. LOL
  • SONIA820
    SONIA820 Posts: 208 Member
    I think it's cute! :)
  • yesthistime
    yesthistime Posts: 2,051 Member
    It was cute :flowerforyou:
  • peanutswife
    peanutswife Posts: 35 Member
    :laugh: That made me laugh out loud!!!!
  • mslack01
    mslack01 Posts: 823 Member
    Love it!
  • drexs_kk
    drexs_kk Posts: 15
    I've read "I'm not fat, it's all the awesome in me swelling up" and LOVED it! :)
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    I'm not fat, I'm sexy

    and no matter how much you and I can do the pretzel dance, I won't break like she will xD
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I heard this on the radio today, and it made me giggle. Thought it would be fun to share it here. :happy:
  • d2footballJRC
    d2footballJRC Posts: 2,684 Member
    ...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:

    It's a cute quote, but if God wanted you supersized why are you trying to lose weight? ;-)
  • Pepper2185
    Pepper2185 Posts: 994 Member
    "I'm big boned!"
  • phresh21
    phresh21 Posts: 132 Member
    Agreed!!
  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    ...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:

    It's a cute quote, but if God wanted you supersized why are you trying to lose weight? ;-)

    lulz.

    must. stay. away. from this topic
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    ...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:

    It's a cute quote, but if God wanted you supersized why are you trying to lose weight? ;-)

    You're taking it waaaay too seriously. It's just supposed to be something to make people smile. It's like saying, "Short people: God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us just didn't take as long as others." We all know that's not true, but it's something witty and positive to say when someone is teasing you about being short.

    Trust me...there is ZERO denial going on here.
  • jsapninz
    jsapninz Posts: 909 Member
    You're taking it waaaay too seriously. It's just supposed to be something to make people smile. It's like saying, "Short people: God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us just didn't take as long as others." We all know that's not true, but it's something witty and positive to say when someone is teasing you about being short.

    Trust me...there is ZERO denial going on here.

    Maybe you should have posted this topic on "Chit Chat, Fun and Games" Board....but:

    I'm not fat, I'm just BIG BONED. :drinker:

    (This always makes me laugh....but then kind of sad because that is what my mom used to tell me and I beleived her. )
  • bricktowngal
    bricktowngal Posts: 206
    ...I'm just so yummy that God decided a regular portion wasn't enough, so He supersized me. :happy: :drinker:

    I like it :happy:
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    Im too short for my weight I shouldbe aobut 6' 5 " instead of 5' 5" :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Llorraine11
    Llorraine11 Posts: 350 Member
    luved that
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    You're taking it waaaay too seriously. It's just supposed to be something to make people smile. It's like saying, "Short people: God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us just didn't take as long as others." We all know that's not true, but it's something witty and positive to say when someone is teasing you about being short.

    Trust me...there is ZERO denial going on here.

    Maybe you should have posted this topic on "Chit Chat, Fun and Games" Board....but:

    I'm not fat, I'm just BIG BONED. :drinker:

    (This always makes me laugh....but then kind of sad because that is what my mom used to tell me and I beleived her. )

    I thought about it, but this is the "Motivation and SUPPORT" board. What is more supportive than making someone smile?! :wink:
  • hiker282
    hiker282 Posts: 983 Member
    I am fat, used to be fatter, working on changing that. Denial never got anybody anywhere, even if they were just joking about it.
  • Denjo060
    Denjo060 Posts: 1,008
    I think you all need to lighten up ....................Oh yeah that is why we are all on MFP :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bigsmile:
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    You're taking it waaaay too seriously. It's just supposed to be something to make people smile. It's like saying, "Short people: God only lets things grow until they are perfect. Some of us just didn't take as long as others." We all know that's not true, but it's something witty and positive to say when someone is teasing you about being short.

    Trust me...there is ZERO denial going on here.

    Maybe you should have posted this topic on "Chit Chat, Fun and Games" Board....but:

    I'm not fat, I'm just BIG BONED. :drinker:

    (This always makes me laugh....but then kind of sad because that is what my mom used to tell me and I beleived her. )

    It makes me laugh when it's said in a facetious manner, but it makes me sad when I hear someone say it seriously. Being big boned does NOT account for 120 extra pounds. :noway: Unless, of course, you're 10ft tall. :huh:
  • coconutbuNZ
    coconutbuNZ Posts: 578 Member
    Lol I like that.

    This is not fat on my body. It is all muscle and these muscles are RELAXING, you know, having some time out and that is why they resemble fat.

    And to whoever said we're in denial about our weight? If I was in denial, I wouldn't be here in MFP, would I?
  • Raven1663
    Raven1663 Posts: 3
    I LIKE...I'M NOT FAT I'M FLUFFY....just lite hearted....have to smile...so that i don't cry...
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I am fat, used to be fatter, working on changing that. Denial never got anybody anywhere, even if they were just joking about it.

    Like I said, ZERO denial going on here. Of course I know I'm fat, or I wouldn't be here. It's just something sassy to say when someone is giving me a hard time.

    I wear a size 20W or 22W, depending on how the garment is made.
    I weigh 255lbs @ 5'4" tall.
    I'm obese, I've been obese for my entire adult life. While it is true that a couple of medical conditions exacerbate my weight problem, I KNOW God didn't make me this way...I DID through years of bad eating habits and little to no physical activity. WAS I CLEAR ENOUGH THIS TIME?!!! Lighten up, people! Good grief! This was meant to be a lighthearted way to make some people smile and to lift their spirits (people who might otherwise be feeling badly about themselves), but some of you have managed to turn it into something negative. I don't understand why people have to make a mountain out of a mole hill.
  • markus_von
    markus_von Posts: 1
    "I just got an enlarged liver"

    I use to drink a lot and that helped me get overweight

    " I am short for my weight"

    I am 6'7"
  • jcstanton
    jcstanton Posts: 1,849 Member
    I LIKE...I'M NOT FAT I'M FLUFFY....just lite hearted....have to smile...so that i don't cry...

    I like that one, too. My nephew told me, "You make a great pillow!" LOL :tongue:
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    If someone call me fat, I don't get mad. I just turn the other CHIN.
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    They say that the easiest way to lose weight is by not cleaning your plate. I haven't washed dishes in a month and I'm still up 10 pounds!
  • auzziecawth66
    auzziecawth66 Posts: 476 Member
    laughing is a great way to relieve stress= stress equals weight gain= a good hearted laugh over something little and silly is not denial, just a helpful way to lift the spirits, smile, reduce your stress and spend you day with a smile!! :)
  • jenalderman
    jenalderman Posts: 411 Member
    I'm not admitting that I was fat but..... if you had picked the 5 largest people you knew... I would have been 3 of them.

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