I need to loose 20lbs fast!!! Advice please!

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Trail_Addict
Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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How many gallons per day of unfiltered mexican river water would I need to drink to loose 20 pounds by this weekend? I wanna look my best when I stalk my new MFP friends. :flowerforyou:


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  • lilojoke
    lilojoke Posts: 427 Member
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    How many gallons per day of unfiltered mexican river water would I need to drink to loose 20 pounds by this weekend? I wanna look my best when I stalk my new MFP friends. :flowerforyou:


    (life is too short to always spell properly. :tongue: )

    A few ways you can go about this... None of them are clean alternatives to post here but my guess when I went to Mexico my first sip of the water gave me the runs so drink it throughout the day. This will ensure the detoxification of colon! Add some lemon water and the process will be speedy... If all else fails do what a member said " intermittently cut off a limb" :D
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    OMG ur like so beautiful already. u don't need to loose any more weight.
  • chuckyp
    chuckyp Posts: 693 Member
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    Cut off one of your legs
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    Tan your feet.

    Like a bunny. ;)
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,858 Member
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    exactly 1 gallon. No more. No less.
  • DianaPowerUp
    DianaPowerUp Posts: 518 Member
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    LOL!!! You've been here too long, JR. It's getting to you! :tongue:
  • Fit_and_Healthy
    Fit_and_Healthy Posts: 52
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    Meth and crack will get you better results, and keep you off the toilet!
  • jennp1129
    jennp1129 Posts: 277 Member
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    Tough call... Any more than two gallons and you risk intestinal damage. I say maybe 1.5 gallons. And then don't bother eating back your workout calories. Everyone knows that!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I have some premium CAP water that I've stored in an old cat litter bucket in my backyard.
    Come down to Tucson and I'll hook you up.

    In fact, I guarantee that you'll shed AT LEAST 23 pounds in the first 13 hours or your (gas) money back.

    ETA: For full potency, add three tablespoons of castor oil per gallon.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Hookers & blow
  • danahake
    danahake Posts: 64 Member
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    Adipex and b12/ lipo shots..
  • Vench
    Vench Posts: 56 Member
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    Omgz, you can totally start praying to Ana! It worked great when I had to fit into my prom dress and you can make her go away whenever you want a cookie!!!
  • _snw_
    _snw_ Posts: 1,305 Member
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    i wear nail polish.
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
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    How many gallons per day of unfiltered mexican river water would I need to drink to loose 20 pounds by this weekend? I wanna look my best when I stalk my new MFP friends. :flowerforyou:


    (life is too short to always spell properly. :tongue: )

    you need to tan those feet! Lol
  • nnylee
    nnylee Posts: 814 Member
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    Cut off one of your legs

    I think you'll have to cut more than one to get to 20lbs. So maybe 2 legs and an arm?
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Do I still need to tan my feet if I'm gona cut off a leg?
  • SassyCalyGirl
    SassyCalyGirl Posts: 1,932 Member
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    ROFL- nope I think you're good!
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    Do I still need to tan my feet if I'm gona cut off a leg?

    For the love of Buddha yes!
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    Do I still need to tan my feet if I'm gona cut off a leg?
    If you cut off your legs, can I keep them? I mean, they're pretty awesome legs, I'd hate to see them go to waste.
  • KareninCanada
    KareninCanada Posts: 807 Member
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    You should probably use the river water to wash down some tapeworm pills, if you really want the best results.

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