MEN-WHEN DID WE LOSE THE WORLD?

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  • scott1080
    scott1080 Posts: 109 Member
    good question i could ramble all night on this topic.
  • Bpothik13
    Bpothik13 Posts: 135 Member
    I look at your situation and am reminded of the guy who sat next to me at the Barry Manilow concert last month (yeah, I like his music. Never saw him perform before. Am comfortable in my masculinity saying that...) and looked completely miserable sitting next to his wife/girlfriend/whatever. I strongly believe she was witholding sex until he went with her. To quote the late Sam Kinison: "Women have the pu$$y, so they have the power." LOL
  • aegisprncs
    aegisprncs Posts: 236 Member
    That is some funny stuff, humor is a great too for weight loss. No need to take it all seriously. BTW, she's doing great!!!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    i kind of like making sandwiches.

    oh no, i've said too much.

    One does not simply walk into Mordor

    :flowerforyou:
  • poncho33
    poncho33 Posts: 1,511
    when it became illegal to pay for sex
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    I look at your situation and am reminded of the guy who sat next to me at the Barry Manilow concert last month (yeah, I like his music. Never saw him perform before. Am comfortable in my masculinity saying that...) and looked completely miserable sitting next to his wife/girlfriend/whatever. I strongly believe she was witholding sex until he went with her. To quote the late Sam Kinison: "Women have the pu$$y, so they have the power." LOL

    I've been listening to howard stern's best of sam kinison week. haha
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    She's a lucky woman! :flowerforyou:
  • rjt1000
    rjt1000 Posts: 700 Member
    Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!

    seriously? The men lost control when Eve held that apple out and adam took a bite. Well, really, when God took that rib out of Adam. That's when we lost control....
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    You mistakenly assume we ever had control. I see their mind tricks have worked well on you.
  • ForeverIrish
    ForeverIrish Posts: 227 Member
    I think I speak for everyone when I say that you simply must post a picture of you in said apron. We need to see you in the apron to truly assess the situation. Then we can all agree on exactly how whipped you are!
  • amandalfraser
    amandalfraser Posts: 40 Member
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    now this^...is great:)
  • kiminikimkim
    kiminikimkim Posts: 746 Member
    You lost control when you made a deposit.... and your wife accepted it.
  • Mizzou91
    Mizzou91 Posts: 249
    *kicks back and relaxes in the silence*

    Do you use your right hand or your left hand for that?
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Will you marry me next? I promise to come up behind you at the sink and squeeze your toosh. :p
  • DominiqueSmall
    DominiqueSmall Posts: 495 Member
    I think you are sweet to do those things to give your wife a break. More men should do as you do. It's quite sexy to have a guy help out!! You get my vote for husband of the year!
  • kacbldmm07
    kacbldmm07 Posts: 96
    ha, this is great!
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
    Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!

    Basically the short answer is, World War II.

    LOL.
  • JNick77
    JNick77 Posts: 3,783 Member
    sandwichm.jpg
    now this^...is great:)


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • JBsCrazyGirl
    JBsCrazyGirl Posts: 337
    I am almost sure,
    no one made you put on that apron :wink:

    I have never even worn an apron... :laugh:
  • mjbrenner
    mjbrenner Posts: 222 Member
    Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!

    I am a house husband. My job is to clean the house, run errands, cook delicious meals that take hours to prepare, soothe my wife's stress when she comes home at night, and raise our eventual children. My wife goes to an office, plays politics, and has a 1.5 hour commute each way.

    Dude, we won. ;)
  • GoldspursX3
    GoldspursX3 Posts: 516 Member
    Women's suffrage.

    Ain't it a biotch?
  • Jacwhite22
    Jacwhite22 Posts: 7,010 Member
    It also started with Jack Tripper

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    That was worth it.....You know he was banging both of them.....
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    SILLY men... you never had the world! = )
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    Well, I just spent two hours cooking dinner for my boyfriend because he's a chef and is sick of looking at food all day.

    Then again, he's sick of looking at dishes all day, too - and those are gonna be his job tomorrow. ;p

    It's called a partnership. And it's how a household works in 2012. ;)

    P.S.: Aprons rule.
  • LilysMom28
    LilysMom28 Posts: 236 Member
    Here I stand in front of the sink doing the supper dishes while Jen is out shopping. Getting ready to put the kids to bed. When did I lose control? (looks down)...Oh Lord, I am wearing an apron!!! Help me guys! Help!

    LOL this is awesome!! I jealous of your wife!!!
  • JennieAL
    JennieAL Posts: 1,726 Member
    Women have always been the natural rulers of the world. The womb rules... end of. It's the cradle of life.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    Women have all the POWER because women have all of the vaginas!
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    You lost control when you made a deposit.... and your wife accepted it.
    YES!!!
  • xxTAMxx
    xxTAMxx Posts: 573 Member
    Women have all the POWER because women have all of the vaginas!
    Sitting on a gold mine?
  • jlt1968
    jlt1968 Posts: 77 Member
    Some times you just have to suck it up. Because if Momma aint happy nobodys happy.

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