Negative Calories

AmberJslimsAWAY
AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
Birthday calories ARE in fact negative calories. Look it up. So the 2000 that I've had today don't count... Get over it.

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  • maranatha777
    maranatha777 Posts: 145
    What about for your UN-birthday? Do those count too?
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    What about for your UN-birthday? Do those count too?

    Aren't you supposed to just have tea for your unbirthday?
  • maranatha777
    maranatha777 Posts: 145
    and jelly, just don't say C-A-T :happy:
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    negative calories are a misnomer because their outlook on life has nothing to do with their digestive properties. Some of those calories could be downright chipper.
  • LuckyAng
    LuckyAng Posts: 1,173 Member
    Birthday calories wouldn't DARE count! Happy Birthday!! :bigsmile:
  • Flippiefloppies
    Flippiefloppies Posts: 319
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.

    lol I think that's negative... and how sad is it that when I puke the other morning, I thought to myself "I wonder if I can count this" oy!
  • mnishi
    mnishi Posts: 419 Member
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.

    This is how a stay slim.
  • Bikini27
    Bikini27 Posts: 1,290 Member
    negative calories are a misnomer because their outlook on life has nothing to do with their digestive properties. Some of those calories could be downright chipper.

    Oh, I see what you did there.
    :wink:
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I am deeply offended by this callous disregard for the truth! Don't you know there are thouisands of people on this website who will look to this post, see the assertion that birthday calories don't count and eat themselves to death on their birthdays? Is that what you want? IS IT?

    I don't think so, and that's why I have reported you as having a brutal indifference for the well-being of the greater MFP community and for posting possibly dangerous information.

    The very idea of "negative calories"!

    *tut tutting in a generally superior tone*
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    They aren't really negative, it's just that the act of turning another year older burns so many calories. 2000 is a conservative estimate.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.

    This is how a stay slim.

    Every party has a pooper, that's why you invited me. Cause really - joking about that is terrible. SOOO many have issues with bulimia and i don't think they'd find that amusing.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I eat 3500 negative calories over maintenance on my birthday to get my weekly deficit out of the way, so I can eat more the rest of the week.
  • beccarockslife
    beccarockslife Posts: 816 Member
    I've heard they are only truly negative if eaten outside standing up. The effort you have to put in to stay warm/cool and stay standing burns way more calories than are in cake.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.

    This is how a stay slim.

    Every party has a pooper, that's why you invited me. Cause really - joking about that is terrible. SOOO many have issues with bulimia and i don't think they'd find that amusing.

    I'm sorry. What were you saying about your pooper?
  • beccarockslife
    beccarockslife Posts: 816 Member
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.

    This is how a stay slim.

    Every party has a pooper, that's why you invited me. Cause really - joking about that is terrible. SOOO many have issues with bulimia and i don't think they'd find that amusing.

    I had bulimia for such a long time (20 years plus) and I laughed so hard that I wee'd a little. Don't be that guy. The humour police suck.
  • doorki
    doorki Posts: 2,576 Member
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.

    This is how a stay slim.

    Every party has a pooper, that's why you invited me. Cause really - joking about that is terrible. SOOO many have issues with bulimia and i don't think they'd find that amusing.

    I had bulimia for such a long time (20 years plus) and I laughed so hard that I wee'd a little. Don't be that guy. The humour police suck.

    It is not funny to make fun of those with incontinence. Only Depends ads are allowed to do that.
  • Pebbles536
    Pebbles536 Posts: 199
    I don't count them.. I usually end up having one too many drinks and they all end up coming up at the end of the night anyways! HEHE.

    This is how a stay slim.

    Every party has a pooper, that's why you invited me. Cause really - joking about that is terrible. SOOO many have issues with bulimia and i don't think they'd find that amusing.

    I had bulimia for such a long time (20 years plus) and I laughed so hard that I wee'd a little. Don't be that guy. The humour police suck.

    It is not funny to make fun of those with incontinence. Only Depends ads are allowed to do that.


    Thanks! Can someone get me a towel! I just spit water all over my desk from laughing so hard!
  • AmberJslimsAWAY
    AmberJslimsAWAY Posts: 2,339 Member
    They aren't really negative, it's just that the act of turning another year older burns so many calories. 2000 is a conservative estimate.

    That makes much more sense!
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