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fordguy74
fordguy74 Posts: 108 Member
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So this will probably get shut down pretty quick, but what about some good nookie for a cardio workout??

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  • Ruger2506
    Ruger2506 Posts: 309 Member
    I don't think 15 seconds is long enough to reach your target heart rate.
  • fordguy74
    fordguy74 Posts: 108 Member
    lol! You're probably right.
  • zinok
    zinok Posts: 185
    Anything where you're on top and moving around lots! Just be energetic and enjoy yourself. You're bound to burn some calories.
  • mab33
    mab33 Posts: 242 Member
    I've worn a monitor during, I don't burn much. Oh well :(
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 345 Member
    I don't think 15 seconds is long enough to reach your target heart rate.

    Ha, and what if you're alone
  • Ruger2506
    Ruger2506 Posts: 309 Member

    Ha, and what if you're alone

    Does that count As strength training?
  • Warmbloodwear
    Warmbloodwear Posts: 387 Member

    Ha, and what if you're alone

    Does that count As strength training?

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    I've tried to explain to my wife that this is quality cardio!!
  • fordguy74
    fordguy74 Posts: 108 Member
    I've tried too. My doesn't buy it either!
  • piglet1643
    piglet1643 Posts: 27
    My cat's name is Nookie...so no, I would not do nookie for a good cardio workout! ;)
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    Well, now that my wife's getting on the weight-loss train, maybe she'll get it? Or give it? Get it. Yeah.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    I don't think 15 seconds is long enough to reach your target heart rate.

    Ha, and what if you're alone

    it's logged as "solitaire" and you don't have to split the calories burned with your partner(s) since you did all the work
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I don't think 15 seconds is long enough to reach your target heart rate.

    Ha, and what if you're alone

    "Shake Weight"
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    I dated a girl that didn't have a gym membership but she kept the weight down using the nookie method. Smart decision.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    It really depends if you're doing oral, vaginal, anal sex, or *kitten*.


    (Actually, it really doesn't)
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    My cat's name is Nookie...
    so is mine! What a coincidence!
  • Nopedotjpeg
    Nopedotjpeg Posts: 1,805 Member
    Fred Durst approves of this thread.
  • Sidesteal
    Sidesteal Posts: 5,510 Member
    "Shake Weight"

    Contrarian is a wonderful person and this is proof.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Fred Durst approves of this thread.
    Unfortunately, that was the first thing to pop into my head when I read the title....
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    Fred Durst approves of this thread.
    Unfortunately, that was the first thing to pop into my head when I read the title....

    Why unfortunately? I miss me some Limp Bizkit.. Good to put on during....




    nookie.
  • Fairy_Farts
    Fairy_Farts Posts: 166 Member
    My cat's name is Nookie...
    so is mine! What a coincidence!

    Mine's called muffin...... wait, what?

    Never mind
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
    My cat's name is Nookie...
    so is mine! What a coincidence!

    Mine's called muffin...... wait, what?

    Never mind

    if i had a cat i would name it whisker biscuit
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Unfortunately, that was the first thing to pop into my head when I read the title....

    Why unfortunately? I miss me some Limp Bizkit.. Good to put on during....




    nookie.

    I think that song should go under the category of "songs you should never EVER play during....nookie" :laugh:
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    Unfortunately, that was the first thing to pop into my head when I read the title....

    Why unfortunately? I miss me some Limp Bizkit.. Good to put on during....




    nookie.

    I think that song should go under the category of "songs you should never EVER play during....nookie" :laugh:

    Yeah I've never done that. I'm a big old liar. Not a good idea though? Ok I won't do that then! Thanks!

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