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  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    yup everybody is ready to get naked and i brought the nipple tape. No it's fine you can bring your kids there will be other kids there.



    ^ close to an actual conversation i had, its not what it sounds like, if you can guess the context I'll give you a fictional dollar!


    GETTING READY FOR A WEDDING
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    yup everybody is ready to get naked and i brought the nipple tape. No it's fine you can bring your kids there will be other kids there.



    ^ close to an actual conversation i had, its not what it sounds like, if you can guess the context I'll give you a fictional dollar!
    la leche class or similar, but you can keep your foreign money I only accept monopoly bills
    beauty pageant
  • MellowGa
    MellowGa Posts: 1,258 Member
    yes it's infected
  • mikeyrp
    mikeyrp Posts: 1,614 Member
    Not for a million dollars.

    Oh? A million pounds? Maybe...
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    yup everybody is ready to get naked and i brought the nipple tape. No it's fine you can bring your kids there will be other kids there.



    ^ close to an actual conversation i had, its not what it sounds like, if you can guess the context I'll give you a fictional dollar!
    la leche class or similar, but you can keep your foreign money I only accept monopoly bills
    beauty pageant

    I THOUGHT THAT ALSO...PAGEANT OR WEDDING PARTY
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    you have all been wrong so far... think more artsy!
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    yup everybody is ready to get naked and i brought the nipple tape. No it's fine you can bring your kids there will be other kids there.



    ^ close to an actual conversation i had, its not what it sounds like, if you can guess the context I'll give you a fictional dollar!

    wedding?
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    I hate telephones! You get ONE number wrong and those dang contraptions won't work!
  • Juleeroch
    Juleeroch Posts: 98 Member
    ...and the nurse said "you'll feel a small prick" !! :laugh:
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    you have all been wrong so far... think more artsy!
    Ballet class
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    you have all been wrong so far... think more artsy!

    fashion show?


    no i really do know an old lady that swallowed a fly.
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    think, colorful..
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    ...and the nurse said "you'll feel a small prick" !! :laugh:
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    Oh I was supposed to prick his boil-OOOPS
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    ...and the nurse said "you'll feel a small prick" !! :laugh:

    then the doctor walked in and I told her she lied about the size!
  • MellowGa
    MellowGa Posts: 1,258 Member
    yes you can do it on the trampoline
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    think, colorful..

    Face Painting
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    think, colorful..

    CIRCUS???
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    HE HAS A SECRET JOB, MOM!!!
  • Mission2Me
    Mission2Me Posts: 208 Member
    you told me I could be bill clinton this time!
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    think, colorful..

    CIRCUS???
    No questions No questions LOL
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    think, colorful..

    Face Painting

    ding ding ding! we have a winner!
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    think, colorful..

    CIRCUS???
    No questions No questions LOL

    SORRY...MY BAD
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    I can give a sweet deal for a grand
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    think, colorful..

    CIRCUS???
    No questions No questions LOL

    SORRY...MY BAD
    You are forgiven go and question no more
  • lisa28115
    lisa28115 Posts: 17,271 Member
    IT IS SUPPOSE TO SMELL THAT WAY
  • dennisroc
    dennisroc Posts: 59 Member
    Thats not your finger !!!
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    think, colorful..

    Face Painting

    ding ding ding! we have a winner!
    I'll take my fictional dollar in chocolate coins please
  • rbeatty63
    rbeatty63 Posts: 132 Member
    That isn't the way I heard it ...
  • sexygenius
    sexygenius Posts: 1,078 Member
    here you go oooo, they are magically not bad tasting..
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Only one Beer, honestly.

    I thought stop signs with white boarders were optional when no one was around.

    I drive better when I have had a few drinks.

    It was like rolling a Tic-Tac down the hallway.

    It was like trying to stick an oyster in a slot machine.

    I have a headache.

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