In honor of Bacon, a poem!
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LOL!
Bacon is tasty
Bacon is grand
I like bacon
Nom nom nom
I don't think I"m much better...0 -
Everything's better with bacon. Even poems!0
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I love bacon!0
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salty like oceans
sizzling in skillets of gods
bacon is tasty0 -
I
Bacon. 0 -
Bacon is crunchy
tender strips of fat heaven
just tastes so divine
I present, the bacon Haiku ^^0 -
You sizzling temptress
My hands crave your curves
the intoxicating smell of you
Bacon.0 -
A bacon haiku -
i love bacon strips
they are tasty and salty
thankful for piggies.0 -
OR YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!0 -
brought a happy tear to my eye 0
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When I'm hungry it's not my fault
And I like the taste of salt
With my belly a achin'
And I sure ain't a fakin'
I ate a whole package of bacon!
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Bacon has fat
So I'll give it to the cat
If I give it to you
You'll be fat too!
Hmmmm... how come this sheds a negative light on bacon even though I like it a lot??!?!?!0 -
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i love bacon,
it is great
in a sandwich
or just on a plate.
mmmmmmmmmmmm bacon!!!!!!!!
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Your curvy seductiveness
entices my hands
I try to withdraw, but inch ever closer
My sanity bends
with your taste on my lips
One whiff of you and I am all yours
My willpower snaps like your crunchy body between my teeth.
You have made the ultimate sacrifice for my....
My sandwich. 0 -
bacon is salty
and greasy
and smells so good
I would eat bacon everyday
if only I could!
Thats as godo as it gets0 -
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Oh Bacon..
How I love thee...
A dozen roses just don't compare...
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Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for
You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I do, I do it for bacon.
OK, I was lazy.0 -
Bacon is so grand and fine
Give me bacon or I will whine
Bacon is the perfect treat
Bacon is what I long to eat.
It's greasy and juicy and salty too
I like to take bacon in my canoe
Bacon out camping is the best
Oh, bacon you rise above the rest
So my poem to bacon is done
I hope you liked it, wasn't it fun?
Bacon helps my creativity peek
Bacon you are the love I seek
Wow, someday I should get a life.0 -
Bacon~
Facon, like you dont love it but your...
Racon, in the doe just to buy it
Realizing it's beenTacon...
Run to your nearest deli where there Macon MORE Bacon!!!
corny, i know!0 -
You had me at Bacon!0
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"Roses are red
Bacon is also red
Poems are hard
Bacon!"
-9gag
THis is old.0 -
Bacon~
Facon, like you dont love it but your...
Racon, in the doe just to buy it
Realizing it's beenTacon...
Run to your nearest deli where there Macon MORE Bacon!!!
corny, i know!
LOVE IT! I will recite this in honor of Bacon Fridays in my house LOL0 -
"Roses are red
Bacon is also red
Poems are hard
Bacon!"
-9gag
Marry me. Right frickin now.0 -
blame it on the carbs, got me feeling sleepy
blame it on the crave, make want to eat it
blame it on the baa,baa,baa,baa,baa,baa, bacon
baa,baa,baa,baa,baa,baa,baa,baa, bacon0 -
Oh Bacon..
How I love thee...
A dozen roses just don't compare... wow love it!!!0 -
Bacon!Oh Bacon..
How I love thee...
A dozen roses just don't compare...0
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