PLEASE Give Me Advice

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  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    You should definitely call your doctor. These people aren't qualified to give you advice.
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    And then this sheep walked by and he looked at it. Can you believe that? Then she looked at him looking at the sheep and I looked at the ground.
  • mermx
    mermx Posts: 976
    Watch your back!!!
  • LovelyLifter
    LovelyLifter Posts: 560 Member
    it involves squirting
  • skinnywithin
    skinnywithin Posts: 1,392 Member
    SEEK...DR.PHIL or DR.OZ because they know the **** !
  • emgawne
    emgawne Posts: 265 Member
    Oh, I forgot to include this...

    I also know this girl. See where my conundrum lies?!?!?!

    threesome?
  • AdoraK
    AdoraK Posts: 724 Member
    Is the man looking at the sheep and does he have loose boots? If so RUN AWAY!
  • LeeKetty1176
    LeeKetty1176 Posts: 881 Member
    Show boobs.... That will help

    Also drink loads
    Do c25km
    Eat back none/some/all work out cals
  • Il_DaniD_lI
    Il_DaniD_lI Posts: 1,593 Member
    hmmm that's a tough one.
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
    Eat back your exercise calories, tell him how you feel, you go girl, and never trust a woman with a dagger tattoo. Oh, and never pick up a lone sock next to a mans recliner.

    YAYY for the bow tie...bring that *kitten* back! and LMFAO to the sock...hee hee hee
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member
    Colon cleanse. For all involved parties.
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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    just pull your caque out
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    WHATEVER YOU DO: eat back your exercise calories. For the love of all that is holy, eat back your exercise calories.
  • Psychoanalytic
    Psychoanalytic Posts: 261
    Tie downs and feathers...


    Oh and whip cream!

    Whips and floggers are better
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
    Also, don't gift him scat and/or tentacle porn. It's far too soon.
  • NocturnalGirl
    NocturnalGirl Posts: 1,762
    Oh no! You're not allowed to know people of the opposite sex... clearly the best thing to do is give him a sex change...
  • tinksmommy2006
    tinksmommy2006 Posts: 575
    anal. everyday.
    She was asking about her...not for your own personal escapades...lol sorry jk jk
  • Fitfaery
    Fitfaery Posts: 68 Member
    Oh, I forgot to include this...

    I also know this girl. See where my conundrum lies?!?!?!

    3some...
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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  • Amberetta82
    Amberetta82 Posts: 153 Member
    WTF?!?!

    killersheep.jpg
  • jsapninz
    jsapninz Posts: 909 Member
    watch out....it sounds like you are in STARVATION MODE and your body is shutting down!!!!

    FOR GOODNESS SAKES,

    EAT
    MORE

    OR YOU WILL CERTAINLY DIE!!!!!
  • katscoots
    katscoots Posts: 255 Member
    Well, you should leave him, he is obviously a lying *kitten*, based on what you typed here.

    LOL
  • bella_babe_86
    bella_babe_86 Posts: 503 Member
    I wouldn't tell the girl unless you tell the guy because if you tell the girl she might tell the guy that might tell the girl that you told the guy and it would just be a big mess.

    This for sure!
  • still_crafty
    still_crafty Posts: 682 Member
    THIS entire thread just made my Friday! Happy Weekend and I'll be checking the progress on this later :)
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Tie downs and feathers...


    Oh and whip cream!

    Whips and floggers are better

    *Slides next to you*I like your style.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    well you definitely should never get involved in a land war in Asia or try to draw to an inside straight.
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    What if the guy is gay, and the girl is a lesbian?
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    Obviously you all don't understand!

    I really think he cares...about the sheep.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Baaaaaa

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