i hope this isn't considered inappropriate....

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  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    lmbo....you guys just cracked me up!!! :laugh:
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Ok, I guess I will volunteer to test this...taking applications for a scientific partner....in the interest of the community I of course...:happy:


    Ok....that was inappropriate, many apologies...:bigsmile:

    In the interest of community, if I wasn't married and lived closer . . . you never know!!

    Such self sacrifice for the good of the community!

    Sounds like we are turning into a socialist weight loss group...our motto could be 'In American MFP, you lose the weight, In Soviet Russia MFP, the weight loses you!'

    (Haha, I love In Soviet Russia jokes...oh well...:huh: )
  • MontanaGirl
    MontanaGirl Posts: 1,251 Member
    Ok, I guess I will volunteer to test this...taking applications for a scientific partner....in the interest of the community I of course...:happy:


    Ok....that was inappropriate, many apologies...:bigsmile:

    In the interest of community, if I wasn't married and lived closer . . . you never know!!

    Such self sacrifice for the good of the community!

    Sounds like we are turning into a socialist weight loss group...our motto could be 'In American MFP, you lose the weight, In Soviet Russia MFP, the weight loses you!'

    (Haha, I love In Soviet Russia jokes...oh well...:huh: )

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • may_marie
    may_marie Posts: 667 Member
    ok that's it, I'm switching my daily workouts to 1 hour of vigorous sex daily. lol :laugh: I'd burn just as many calories that way

    i was thinking the same !!!!!! bet my bf would rather that then hear me babble about mfp and calories in this and that and work outs and heart rate,,,,,,,,,, ok im boring myself out.lol... where's my bf when you need him ...:laugh:
  • debik2007
    debik2007 Posts: 1
    :smooched: Carol sweety....I found you!!! LOL
  • Lisabeth
    Lisabeth Posts: 268
    THAT WAS SO FUNNY! I BUSTED OUT LAUGHING......I HAVE GOT TO DO THIS TO MY HUSBAND.....HE IS SO ON ME ABOUT HOW I KEEP STOPPING AND RUNNING TO THE COMPUTER TO ADD MY CALORIES, ETC.......TOO FUNNY!!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    I never count sex, cleaning, walking at the mall, etc.

    If I count sex and all the other things that I do on a day to day basis, I'll become a calorie counting junkie. Before I hop in bed with my man I don't want to say, "hold on one second, I need to get my heart rate monitor." :blushing:
  • Lisabeth
    Lisabeth Posts: 268
    OMG! Too funny!!!!!
    If you are counting your sex calories, remember different positions burn more...so if you're stuck on the bottom not doing much don't count it....
  • Lisabeth
    Lisabeth Posts: 268
    Ok, not to keep this discussion "ongoing", but my husband is a member here too an we had a debate on this topic. He said that burning cals vs. sex depends entirely on the partner. He says his is mostly.................................:laugh: ............. strengthening of the muscles in his stomach and hip area for the most part................. because of...............:blushing: ................and that I really am not burning or doing much cardio.....therefore he feels that things should change a bit. :mad: Well...............:sad:
  • Phatmomma
    Phatmomma Posts: 204 Member
    Dang then that was probably why I was so darn skinny when I was married! :devil:
  • butterfly2008
    butterfly2008 Posts: 60
    This Is hilarious :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • chriss1tt
    chriss1tt Posts: 365 Member
    :sad: SEX???????????????????????????????????????????????
  • mablesyrup
    mablesyrup Posts: 286 Member
    Dang then that was probably why I was so darn skinny when I was married! :devil:

    LoL-- while I havent been married-- i was thinking the same thing! If that's the case I should be MUCH skinnier! :heart:
  • moonshadow
    moonshadow Posts: 41
    I found this link to have calorie burning for sex, house work and mowing yard
    http://www.fatburn.com/free_tool_activity_burn.asp and it is free. I dont know how to put the link on so all you have to do is click on it . Does some one know Thanks Moonshadow
  • Violet1980
    Violet1980 Posts: 54
    lol amen :)
  • Violet1980
    Violet1980 Posts: 54
    lol yeah, that and a screaming baby with a loaded diaper might be the biggest mood kilers.
  • boxergirl2008
    boxergirl2008 Posts: 15
    haha........funny story....

    my friend gets the bodybugg and decides she is going to wear it ALL the time, even during sex.....:love:

    So she wears this thing during several different "merry go rounds" and without getting to her graffic details...........

    Basically ladies, you need to be on top! :) Its a much better workout..........:blushing:
  • 5KNohno
    5KNohno Posts: 503

    Basically ladies, you need to be on top! :) Its a much better workout..........:blushing:

    :blushing: That's my favorite anyway!:blushing:
  • lockedcj7
    lockedcj7 Posts: 257 Member
    It's been so long I forgot who gets tied up.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    It's been so long I forgot who gets tied up.

    It's been so long for me, I've forgotten which arm it's under. :huh:
  • tiretread
    tiretread Posts: 17
    It's been so long I'm still trying to figure out what the heck everyone is talking about.:grumble:
  • Phatmomma
    Phatmomma Posts: 204 Member
    Lol it's been so long...my sexy undies have cob webs and I've gotten used to wearing the bloomers that are so long you don't need a t-shirt, you just pull them up to your neck.
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