Are you funny?
JessieArt
Posts: 275 Member
Hi, I'm Jessie. I haven't been here long but I love it. I'm looking for some nice, funny friends so we can help each other through this.
I have two teenage girls, one special needs son who is 13, and a five year old Princess. I also work full time. We have a pretty busy house. I lived with chronic pain for years and finally had a hysterectomy two days before Christmas. I'm trying to go from barely being able to walk the stairs to my bedroom to being more active and getting in shape again.
I have two teenage girls, one special needs son who is 13, and a five year old Princess. I also work full time. We have a pretty busy house. I lived with chronic pain for years and finally had a hysterectomy two days before Christmas. I'm trying to go from barely being able to walk the stairs to my bedroom to being more active and getting in shape again.
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I'm a frickin riot. or so I've been told. I don't laugh at myself though. Well, yes I do but not because I'm funny, but because I think I'm a moron. Add me! Lets have fun and be fat losers together!!0
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I have been told more than once I'm hilarous - - and very modest. :flowerforyou:
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So . . . there are only 2 funny people on MFP? That's just not funny at all.0
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My humor is in the form of sarcasm...0
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funny looking...0
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funny looking...
noooooooooooooooooooo0 -
im not funnie, im a clutz, but i laugh at myself alot.:laugh:0
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My humor is in the form of sarcasm...
I happen to be fluent in sarcasm as well.0 -
You like the potty humor? Farts, poop and everything in between -- I'm your guy.0
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I wish I was funny but I don't think I am at all Feel free to add me anyways though if you'd like! I'm always open for more friends and giving others support.0
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I love sarcasm!
Lisa, you are gorgeous, not funny looking.0 -
I've been told I'm funny, but mostly I think I'm just crazy and random. I'm always up for new friends though. MFP keep telling me I need more or I won't be as likely to lose weight. So strange.0
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Nope, not funny one bit...I tell the worst jokes & laugh at them.
I have a habit of falling off my shoes...sandals usually and love playing in the wadding pool with our puppy. I enjoy the mud puddles just a little too much....so I am told.
I recently got a shiner/black eye by way of a spatula because I was trying to avoid a spanking from my hubby after telling him the puppy ate all of the cookie dough he left on the counter.
Note to all: Just take the spanking...unless you like seeing lighting & bright flashes of light as a spatula hits you in the eye follwed by your own fist..
Jessie I think it is wonderful you are getting back to being you. I had a partial hystorectomy in 1992, I was in my late 20's.
There are some great floor excercises you can do & kegel, kegel, kegel! Build a strong core and you will have a speedy snap back into life experience!
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My mom says I'm funny.....mfp moderaters not so much.0
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Some would say I'm funny? Entertaining at the least... Also, I love puns and word play, so if you find that humorous, or even if you don't, feel free to add me. I'm just starting out on my journey here and I'd love some buds along with me for the ride!0
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You guys are hilarious. Love it!0
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Hi...I am Bev and I love to laugh. I am one of these people that...if there is a weirdo in a 9 mi radius...I am going to get em. I managed this motel for quite a few yrs. and I assure you there was never a dull moment. I was busy one morning helping the clerk chec people out. This older couple barreled through the front door. "Call the police immediately!" There are people next door and they are beating a small baby. I assured tthem that it was impossible for they do not have a baby. The old lady yelled and screamed at me. Finally, I told them look there is a man and woman, no child. He dresses up like a baby and sucks on a bottle... they are playing sex games I suppose." OMG", she said. "Well I never in my life!", she proclaimed. I leaned over the counter, looking them both straight into their eyes and I said, You know..."Whips, chains, candle wax on the nipples...that sort of thing!" ", " Lets go Helen," he said ,as he pulled his wife out the door laughing all the way to their car.0
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I am funny peculiar :ohwell:
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I must be funny as my boyfriend laughs at what I say a lot - especially when I'm not telling jokes or trying to be quick witted.0
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This was fun to read some of you are very funny and have great personalities0
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Nutty as a fruitcake here .... but never boring according to my daughter!!! :huh: .. Like you I have been robbed of my internal girlie bits :ohwell: ... but the sense of humour was left intact!! :laugh: Feel free to add me if you would like :bigsmile:0
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funny ha ha or funny odd?!! I am both!!!
People add me and lets laugh ourselves thin!0
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