the female shoe theory

iam_thatdude
iam_thatdude Posts: 1,266 Member
edited December 18 in Chit-Chat
My theory says if a woman feels comfotable enough to take off her shoes at a
dudes place she wants to get
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  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    you think?
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    No, it's when she takes a **** in your bathroom.
  • Jaidee1979
    Jaidee1979 Posts: 61 Member
    Really? I should stop taking my shoes off at my guy friend's house then.

    :embarassed:
  • JenAiMarres
    JenAiMarres Posts: 743 Member
    Comfortable...maybe her feet hurt????
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    No, it's when she takes a **** in your bathroom.

    Most women I know (actually...all women I know to be honest), would not only take their shoes off, but would have sex, tape sex, as well as allow you to use the exit only...


    Before they'd take a dump in your bathroom.

    Blowing up the bathroom is reserved for after she moves in.
  • MellowGa
    MellowGa Posts: 1,258 Member
    but what if her feet stink?
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    No, it's when she takes a **** in your bathroom.

    Most women I know (actually...all women I know to be honest), would not only take their shoes off, but would have sex, tape sex, as well as allow you to use the exit only...


    Before they'd take a dump in your bathroom.

    Blowing up the bathroom is reserved for after she moves in.

    i'd do all of that plus take the dump. ever heard of the book "Everybody Poops"? yeah.
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    My theory says if a woman feels comfotable enough to take off her pants at a
    dudes place she wants to get

    Fixed it for ya
  • nikki91950
    nikki91950 Posts: 647
    i love, love, LOVE this thread

    <3
  • nikki91950
    nikki91950 Posts: 647
    but what if her feet stink?

    i agree. i would take my pants off before i took my shoes off. my feet smell really bad sometimes =/
  • Hickyvikki69
    Hickyvikki69 Posts: 371 Member
    everyone takes there shoes off at my house its a rule so you think that means they want.....
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    No, it's when she takes a **** in your bathroom.

    Most women I know (actually...all women I know to be honest), would not only take their shoes off, but would have sex, tape sex, as well as allow you to use the exit only...


    Before they'd take a dump in your bathroom.

    Blowing up the bathroom is reserved for after she moves in.

    i'd do all of that plus take the dump. ever heard of the book "Everybody Poops"? yeah.

    I'm scratching my head trying to figure out why we're not friends here yet lol.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    No, it's when she takes a **** in your bathroom.

    Most women I know (actually...all women I know to be honest), would not only take their shoes off, but would have sex, tape sex, as well as allow you to use the exit only...


    Before they'd take a dump in your bathroom.

    Blowing up the bathroom is reserved for after she moves in.

    i'd do all of that plus take the dump. ever heard of the book "Everybody Poops"? yeah.

    I'm scratching my head trying to figure out why we're not friends here yet lol.

    cause i've been harboring a forum crush on you for a while and admiring from afar.
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    No, it's when she takes a **** in your bathroom.

    Most women I know (actually...all women I know to be honest), would not only take their shoes off, but would have sex, tape sex, as well as allow you to use the exit only...


    Before they'd take a dump in your bathroom.

    Blowing up the bathroom is reserved for after she moves in.

    i'd do all of that plus take the dump. ever heard of the book "Everybody Poops"? yeah.

    I'm scratching my head trying to figure out why we're not friends here yet lol.

    cause i've been harboring a forum crush on you for a while and admiring from afar.

    Me??

    :blushing:
  • MellowGa
    MellowGa Posts: 1,258 Member
    careful she used the same line on me....lol
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    careful she used the same line on me....lol

    I'm assuming you've no regrets lol?
  • CeeRawr89
    CeeRawr89 Posts: 328 Member
    LOL
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    ... if she wants to get sum and she is wearing sexy 5inch heels, she will not take them off... wouldn't you think that would be sexy to do the "getting" with em on... ?
  • swisspea
    swisspea Posts: 327 Member
    What? That's pretty closed-minded. I see taking your shoes off as respect for the person and the person's home. In many cultures, wearing your shoes indoors is absolutely unthinkable.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    careful she used the same line on me....lol

    pretty sure it was nipple friday that reeled you in...
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 559 Member
    My theory says if a woman feels comfotable enough to take off her shoes at a
    dudes place she wants to get

    "She wants to get..."

    ... in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?
    ... in her car and drive away very quickly?
    ... a 15% discount by switching to Geico?

    Which one is it?
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    My theory says if a woman feels comfotable enough to take off her shoes at a
    dudes place she wants to get

    "She wants to get..."

    ... in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?
    ... in her car and drive away very quickly?
    ... a 15% discount by switching to Geico?

    Which one is it?

    NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE... with an apology...
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    My theory says if a woman feels comfotable enough to take off her shoes at a
    dudes place she wants to get

    "She wants to get..."

    ... in the kitchen and make you a sandwich?
    ... in her car and drive away very quickly?
    ... a 15% discount by switching to Geico?

    Which one is it?

    NATIONWIDE IS ON YOUR SIDE... with an apology...

    ok i killed it, wrong insurance company...
  • hypallage
    hypallage Posts: 624 Member
    I nearly always take my shoes off when I go anywhere.....

    Does this mean I always want some.......?

    (I often do - just didn't realise this was my way of expressing it!)
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    My theory is that making cryptic threads has little to do with finding answers or opinions to any question or issue.
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    Oh boy; what does it mean when I take mine off at work??? lol
  • Nekhet
    Nekhet Posts: 380
    Oh boy; what does it mean when I take mine off at work??? lol

    LOL Ummmmm...that you are comfortable where you work? ha ha
  • rml_16
    rml_16 Posts: 16,414 Member
    I take my shoes off anywhere and everywhere I can. Guess I'm a hoor.
  • fimary
    fimary Posts: 274 Member
    I take my shoes off anywhere and everywhere I can. Guess I'm a hoor.

    was just about to ask the same thing???
    i always take my shoes off????
  • MelissR75
    MelissR75 Posts: 735 Member
    Oh boy; what does it mean when I take mine off at work??? lol

    LOL Ummmmm...that you are comfortable where you work? ha ha

    Well, since my office is 99% female I think I will leave them on! :blushing:
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