I BURNED MY MEAT

GasMasterFlash
GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
...on the grill because I was distracted by the forums. I will be submitting an invoice to the owners of this site in the amount of the meat ruined, carbon offsets from the smoke produced, and the cost of washing my clothing to get the smell out.

:angry:

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  • Toddrific
    Toddrific Posts: 1,114 Member
    keep it in your pants next time!
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
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  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    Would you like me to rub some salve on it?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    ...on the grill because I was distracted by the forums. I will be submitting an invoice to the owners of this site in the amount of the meat ruined, carbon offsets from the smoke produced, and the cost of washing my clothing to get the smell out.

    :angry:
    Well get some burn cream from the doctor and stop complaining
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    I would need years of counseling before I felt strong enough to talk about it.
  • HelloSweetie4
    HelloSweetie4 Posts: 1,214 Member
    sounds like a personal problem! :embarassed:
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    Stay strong and next time wear an apron or something...
  • Farfourah
    Farfourah Posts: 896 Member
    It always burns when I marinate.....
  • ickybella
    ickybella Posts: 1,438 Member
    Were you using Veet for Men?
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    I burned the roof of my mouth!
    wonders if there is such a thing...
    forums are bad! :angry:
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    Quit putting your penis on the grill while you're MFP'ing. Dur.
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    OMG. You guys are talking about tallywhackers. Where are the mods around here?!

    My meat...

    2w1rqz9.jpg

    Chicken breasts marinated in powder adobo
    Thinly sliced pork in adobo (puerco adobado)
    Jalapenos (toreados)
  • myak623
    myak623 Posts: 615 Member
    I was expecting a story about a tanning bed injury.
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
    OMG. You guys are talking about tallywhackers. Where are the mods around here?!

    My meat...

    2w1rqz9.jpg

    Chicken breasts marinated in powder adobo
    Thinly sliced pork in adobo (puerco adobado)
    Jalapenos (toreados)

    That is some fine looking meat....
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    That's a lot of meat! :love:
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    OMG. You guys are talking about tallywhackers. Where are the mods around here?!

    My meat...

    Chicken breasts marinated in powder adobo
    Thinly sliced pork in adobo (puerco adobado)
    Jalapenos (toreados)

    I thought it was your sausage that you had burned.



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  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    OMG. You guys are talking about tallywhackers. Where are the mods around here?!

    My meat...

    2w1rqz9.jpg

    Chicken breasts marinated in powder adobo
    Thinly sliced pork in adobo (puerco adobado)
    Jalapenos (toreados)

    I was feeling let down until I saw this pic. Mmmmmm looks tasty!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,262 Member
    Reminded me of an incident concerning Nick Knowles, a B-class Brit celebrity who presents home makeover shows in the UK.

    He was baking nude one day (as you do), and burnt his c*ck on the oven door when he went to put his dish in. He then tried to alleviate the injury by rubbing Butter into his member - one of the worst things to do with burns as it just aids the cooking process. Finally he plunged his organ into a jug of ice cold Pimms.

    How do we know all this?, because the noob told his followers on Twitter and the tabloids ripped the piss out of him. Not the sharpest tool in the kitchen Mr Knowles.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    Reminded me of an incident concerning Nick Knowles, a B-class Brit celebrity who presents home makeover shows in the UK.

    He was baking nude one day (as you do), and burnt his c*ck on the oven door when he went to put his dish in. He then tried to alleviate the injury by rubbing Butter into his member - one of the worst things to do with burns as it just aids the cooking process. Finally he plunged his organ into a jug of ice cold Pimms.

    How do we know all this?, because the noob told his followers on Twitter and the tabloids ripped the piss out of him. Not the sharpest tool in the kitchen Mr Knowles.

    LOL! Butter basted baked penis and Pimms. It's the latest in haute cuisine. We should take up a collection to buy him an apron.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    Are you sure it's not because you lit a fart off your a**?
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    OMG. You guys are talking about tallywhackers. Where are the mods around here?!

    My meat...

    2w1rqz9.jpg

    Chicken breasts marinated in powder adobo
    Thinly sliced pork in adobo (puerco adobado)
    Jalapenos (toreados)

    I just got done eating, but THIS me dio hambre!! I LOVE your meat!
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