dad said get a job

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    pan handling in Harrisburg, PA? By the way, I'm sorry you are experiencing this. As we all know, it's so easy to become a millionaire I really have to hold myself back from trying to hard . . . and this is why I'm on here all day.

    Ya know, we think that pan handling would be awful, but there are seriously people who make a pretty decent living that way...hell, in college I used to walk around bars telling people I needed money for a cab ride home...my best night I made $30...ah...to be young and drunk again...
  • Init_to_winit
    Init_to_winit Posts: 258 Member
    octomom

    Oh no you could star in a porno and make a million dollars, trust me she got offers.

    You can have my job, I'm never going to be in a position to make that kind of money. Though I do enter lottery pools at work so there goes that.

    Starbuck's barista? No so many hot liquids that's a lawsuit waiting to happen.

    McDonald's? No no once again then you could win an obesity lawsuit.

    Wow there has got to be something...
  • BrettWithPKU
    BrettWithPKU Posts: 575 Member
    I wouldn't worry about become a millionaire. Get a job. If you start to make too much you can always quit or look elsewhere!
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Pool boy?

    How much does this pay?
  • SirBen81
    SirBen81 Posts: 396 Member
    My dad said I should get a job, but I don't want to become a millionaire. Does anyone know any good jobs I could do that won't make me rich? I just don't like that rich person look, it's not for me.

    Become a mountain man.
  • 130annie
    130annie Posts: 339 Member
    Work hard, give it to the government......You won't know where it went, annnnnnd shore as heck will never become a millionaire...
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    1.) Find the nearest Martin Luther King Blvd. in your city.
    2.) Sell drugs on that strip.
  • donyellemoniquex3
    donyellemoniquex3 Posts: 2,384 Member
    You can join the military
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    My dad said I should get a job, but I don't want to become a millionaire. Does anyone know any good jobs I could do that won't make me rich? I just don't like that rich person look, it's not for me.
    You're 36 years old. If your parents have to tell you to get a job I wouldn't worry too much about ever getting rich.
  • tig_ol_bitties
    tig_ol_bitties Posts: 561 Member
    1.) Find the nearest Martin Luther King Blvd. in your city.
    2.) Sell drugs on that strip.

    LMAO!!! I have lived in 4 cities with an MLK Blvd (that I'm aware of) and they are ALWAYS the place to get a hook up!
  • bzmom
    bzmom Posts: 1,332 Member
    You can be an egg massage therapist (translate as you wish....)
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
    pan handling in Harrisburg, PA? By the way, I'm sorry you are experiencing this. As we all know, it's so easy to become a millionaire I really have to hold myself back from trying to hard . . . and this is why I'm on here all day.

    Ya know, we think that pan handling would be awful, but there are seriously people who make a pretty decent living that way...hell, in college I used to walk around bars telling people I needed money for a cab ride home...my best night I made $30...ah...to be young and drunk again...
    That's why I was very careful what location I picked because some in some cities pan handlers can make around $100,000 a year or so if they do it right.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    My dad said I should get a job, but I don't want to become a millionaire. Does anyone know any good jobs I could do that won't make me rich? I just don't like that rich person look, it's not for me.
    You're 36 years old. If your parents have to tell you to get a job I wouldn't worry too much about ever getting rich.

    I saw a 26 year old driving a Mercedes Benz the other day. Believe me, it happens.
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    I am sure Obama will give you all the hand outs you need
  • onedayillbeamilf
    onedayillbeamilf Posts: 966 Member
    Don't get a job! Your dad's an idiot! Just take out a loan to survive and ask the tax payers to pay it off for you. That's the proper way to do things.
  • MrsORourke
    MrsORourke Posts: 315 Member
    You could be the guy that drains the port-a-shltters...I bet you'd look good covered in crap.


    HA!
  • MyTime1985
    MyTime1985 Posts: 456 Member
    I am sure Obama will give you all the hand outs you need

    EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!
  • I will accept donations!
  • femmi1120
    femmi1120 Posts: 473 Member
    My dad said I should get a job, but I don't want to become a millionaire. Does anyone know any good jobs I could do that won't make me rich? I just don't like that rich person look, it's not for me.

    Well, it's really not so different from healthy eating. Don't limit yourself to what you can or cannot do, just do what you want and make sure you're not doing too much of it. Like everything else in life, moderation is key!

    It's different for everyone though, so if you find you're earning too much, just cut back on the hours. Play around with it and see what works for you.

    Hope that helps!
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,810 Member
    1.) Find the nearest Martin Luther King Blvd. in your city.
    2.) Sell drugs on that strip.

    LMAO!!! I have lived in 4 cities with an MLK Blvd (that I'm aware of) and they are ALWAYS the place to get a hook up!

    Haha seriously, East MLK around here is def not what I'd call the nice part of town!
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    What does this have to do with health and fitness? This is not facebook!
  • Emancipated_Tai
    Emancipated_Tai Posts: 751 Member
    What does this have to do with health and fitness? This is not facebook!

    You must not read many post :huh:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    This is impossible.
  • femmi1120
    femmi1120 Posts: 473 Member
    What does this have to do with health and fitness? This is not facebook!

    Of course it's not fb, MFP is a dating site. Everyone knows that. TY captain obvious.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    What does this have to do with health and fitness? This is not facebook!

    You must not read many post :huh:

    Of course not, reading is for facebook.
  • Bahet
    Bahet Posts: 1,254 Member
    My dad said I should get a job, but I don't want to become a millionaire. Does anyone know any good jobs I could do that won't make me rich? I just don't like that rich person look, it's not for me.
    You're 36 years old. If your parents have to tell you to get a job I wouldn't worry too much about ever getting rich.

    I saw a 26 year old driving a Mercedes Benz the other day. Believe me, it happens.
    Maybe he was a lawyer or doctor or in debt up to his eyeballs or driving mom's car.

    If you are a self supporting adult your parents aren't going to tell you to get a job when you are 36. If you are 36 and still living in their home, they will.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    Missionary?

    Or reverse cowgirl.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    What does this have to do with health and fitness? This is not facebook!

    Of course it's not fb, MFP is a dating site. Everyone knows that. TY captain obvious.

    That's Captain.....with a capital C. Captain Obvious. I really need to invest in a cape, don't I?
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    This is impossible.

    I think you mean unpossible. Gawd.
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