Pranks on the SO that goes horribly wrong!

Since I've been reported to be a wife basher from another post of mine (Stress at the gym), I thought I'd share a story of what my wife has to put up with. (God Bless her tender soul!) Now if you don't like to read semi long blocks of words you might just want to hit the back button now. If you really don't want to hear a rambling yet hopefully semi funny story you might want to stop here as well. Now all warnings have been made please take your seats!


Prank #1.

The story is back about 6 years ago when my wife and I were both still in college and working part time to make ends meet. We were newly weds and we were living in a cheap apartment that I loving called "the cave" it was the ultimate man pad. Basement windows CHECK, concrete floors with thin carpet on top CHECK, hallway smells like vomit from all the college kids throwing up CHECK, randomly find strangers passed out in the hallway, usually just drunk CHECK. The place was a dive, but it was close to campus and it was affordable for us.

Well there was a rash of Brown Recluse spider bites in the apartment complex. That is important to note because A. as a child I was bitten by a B.R. on my foot, and B. SPIDERS FREAK ME THE HE**Z OUT. I literally scream like a mixture of a air horn, Mariah Carey, and a teenage girl combined when I see one now. This news was not good news to me. I was telling my wife and she looked at me and told me to "suck it up wussy". Now being a man that hurted the little bit of pride that I had built up over the years. Thus I got an idea that I thought was ingenious. I was pretty sure I was a freaking genius with this idea.

So that day I went to wal-mart and bought a bag of those fake plastic spiders. I decided I would teach my wife a lesson. Anyways so we go to bed that night, once she is asleep and I shined a flashlight on the ceiling to make sure there was no real spiders, I pulled out the bag of fake spiders I had bought. My wife has VERY curly hair and I started to one by one put the spiders in her hair as she slept. I kept thinking to myself how this is the ultimate prank. I will totally rule with this one, It will be so incredibly hilarious.

I then went to bed. After a few hours of me being asleep I hear... AAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY F*ing G** AAHAHAHAHA SCREAM, you know the type that you hear from the lady in horror flicks. Let me tell you what I never hoped out of bed so fast in my life. I look over at my wife and I see the spiders I FREAK out in my sleep daze and what do I do.. I scream like a little girl and I run into the front room and shut the door. About the same time my wife figures out they are fake my sleepy daze wears off and I remember what I did. I open up the bed room door and on the bed sits my wife. She was lacking the smile and laugh I had expected the night before when I went to bed. Needless to say I slept on the couch that next night.. but only after my wife told me how she killed two spiders on it. I got no sleep that night.

That was the start of a wonderful pranking relationship. While this writing isn't as creative and colorful as some of my others, I hope you enjoy the sheer awesomeness of the prank. To date that is still in my head one of the best pranks I've pulled off.