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    Reasons bacon is better than love

    Posts: 574
    edited December 2024 in Chit-Chat
    Bacon doesn't bring up past mistakes

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    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
    • Posts: 49,169 Member
      HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
      That is NOT bacon. There is NO substitute.

      Because it can be a food group on it's own.


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      Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      Bacon doesn't judge you, just want's to be devoured, loved by all, and enjoyed..... sounds like a *kitten*.
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
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      That is NOT bacon. There is NO substitute.

      Because it can be a food group on it's own.


      A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
      IDEA Fitness member
      Kickboxing Certified Instructor
      Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

      I too enjoy the salty mouth watering deliciousness that is REAL bacon... but this chick is on the turkey bacon diet.. it's not the same :sad:
    • Posts: 5,138 Member
      HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
      Ugh WHY would we do that?
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
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      Ugh WHY would we do that?

      I KNOW.. i think i committed a sin by even saying " turkey bacon"
    • Posts: 5,138 Member
      I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      you can buy bacon.
    • Posts: 5,138 Member
      you can buy bacon.
      Legally.
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

      The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
    • Posts: 2,985 Member
      Bacon doesn't complain all the F'ing time about the dumbest **** in the world. ;-)
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      I KNOW.. i think i committed a sin by even saying " turkey bacon"

      Bacon still loves you after posting this
    • Posts: 2,365 Member
      Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
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      Bacon still loves you after posting this

      I still adore bacon. with all of my being, heart,and soul. * sigh *
    • Posts: 574
      Bacon doesn't care what you look like the morning after
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      Bacon tastes better than people.
    • Posts: 944 Member
      you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    • Posts: 9,307 Member
      Bacon is always hot and sizzling and then you get to eat it. :smokin:
    • Posts: 724 Member
      Bacon tastes better than people.

      Good to know
    • Posts: 433 Member
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    • Posts: 133
      I prefer sausage over bacon. That is all lol.
    • Posts: 6,171 Member
      you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
      super thick, actually
    • Posts: 5,138 Member
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      The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
      These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.
    • Posts: 2,985 Member
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      super thick, actually

      o.O
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
      forever-alone-bacon.png

      That is me on bacon.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
      It can please you for less than £5.
    • Posts: 2,066 Member
      Bacon won't ask you to cuddle after you're finished.
    • Posts: 1,308 Member
      i might have to marry bacon like that guy in the jack n the box commercial
    • Posts: 62
      You don't have to listen to bacon nag-nag-nag, *****, *****, *****! ;)
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
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      These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.

      Well, it's a big deal to me.. I'm changing my whole lifestyle.. not everyone has to eat turkey bacon. For me every calorie counts, i'm trying to lose major weight. It's only a sunday breakfast thing for me, but even so.. i'm counting every calorie.
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