Reasons bacon is better than love

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  • pinkhu13
    pinkhu13 Posts: 133
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    I prefer sausage over bacon. That is all lol.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
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    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

    The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
    These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    forever-alone-bacon.png

    That is me on bacon.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    It can please you for less than £5.
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    Bacon won't ask you to cuddle after you're finished.
  • FitnessDynasty
    FitnessDynasty Posts: 62
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    You don't have to listen to bacon nag-nag-nag, *****, *****, *****! ;)
  • monty619
    monty619 Posts: 1,308 Member
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    i might have to marry bacon like that guy in the jack n the box commercial
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

    The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
    These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.

    Well, it's a big deal to me.. I'm changing my whole lifestyle.. not everyone has to eat turkey bacon. For me every calorie counts, i'm trying to lose major weight. It's only a sunday breakfast thing for me, but even so.. i'm counting every calorie.
  • WickedGarden
    WickedGarden Posts: 944 Member
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    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    It already comes stripped.
  • Shayztar
    Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
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    Bacon has no demands of me. But I demand to the bacon, and the bacon ALWAYS delivers.


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  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,071 Member
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    you can actually SMELL bacon coming.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
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    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:

    Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:
  • editnonnalynn
    editnonnalynn Posts: 495 Member
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    Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
    These are true of real love, not of bacon! Bacon can be a real pig!!!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
    These are true of real love, not of bacon! Bacon can be a real pig!!!

    Knee slappah!!
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
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    No but it is a twisted lover that kill kill you in the end
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
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    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
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    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

    The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
    These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.

    Well, it's a big deal to me.. I'm changing my whole lifestyle.. not everyone has to eat turkey bacon. For me every calorie counts, i'm trying to lose major weight. It's only a sunday breakfast thing for me, but even so.. i'm counting every calorie.

    stop saying such things. it isn't right for me to feel sad in a thread about the greatest food item in the world.

    also, to get back on track, bacon smells amazing in the morning.

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