Reasons bacon is better than love

Karalopolous
Karalopolous Posts: 574
in Chit-Chat
Bacon doesn't bring up past mistakes
«13

Replies

  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,993 Member
    HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
    That is NOT bacon. There is NO substitute.

    Because it can be a food group on it's own.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Bacon doesn't judge you, just want's to be devoured, loved by all, and enjoyed..... sounds like a *kitten*.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
    That is NOT bacon. There is NO substitute.

    Because it can be a food group on it's own.


    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 28+ years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    I too enjoy the salty mouth watering deliciousness that is REAL bacon... but this chick is on the turkey bacon diet.. it's not the same :sad:
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
    Ugh WHY would we do that?
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
    Ugh WHY would we do that?

    I KNOW.. i think i committed a sin by even saying " turkey bacon"
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    you can buy bacon.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    you can buy bacon.
    Legally.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

    The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    Bacon doesn't complain all the F'ing time about the dumbest **** in the world. ;-)
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
    Ugh WHY would we do that?

    I KNOW.. i think i committed a sin by even saying " turkey bacon"

    Bacon still loves you after posting this
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    HAHAHA! I officially adore you! But... lets go with turkey bacon for now! :D
    Ugh WHY would we do that?

    I KNOW.. i think i committed a sin by even saying " turkey bacon"

    Bacon still loves you after posting this

    I still adore bacon. with all of my being, heart,and soul. * sigh *
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    Bacon doesn't care what you look like the morning after
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Bacon tastes better than people.
  • WickedGarden
    WickedGarden Posts: 944 Member
    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Bacon is always hot and sizzling and then you get to eat it. :smokin:
  • WhitneyAnnabelle
    WhitneyAnnabelle Posts: 724 Member
    Bacon tastes better than people.

    Good to know
  • cjpg
    cjpg Posts: 433 Member
    forever-alone-bacon.png
  • pinkhu13
    pinkhu13 Posts: 133
    I prefer sausage over bacon. That is all lol.
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually
  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

    The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
    These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    forever-alone-bacon.png

    That is me on bacon.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    It can please you for less than £5.
  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    Bacon won't ask you to cuddle after you're finished.
  • FitnessDynasty
    FitnessDynasty Posts: 62
    You don't have to listen to bacon nag-nag-nag, *****, *****, *****! ;)
  • monty619
    monty619 Posts: 1,308 Member
    i might have to marry bacon like that guy in the jack n the box commercial
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

    The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
    These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.

    Well, it's a big deal to me.. I'm changing my whole lifestyle.. not everyone has to eat turkey bacon. For me every calorie counts, i'm trying to lose major weight. It's only a sunday breakfast thing for me, but even so.. i'm counting every calorie.

Categories