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    Reasons bacon is better than love

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    • Posts: 944 Member
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      o.O

      :wink:
    • Posts: 3,966 Member
      It already comes stripped.
    • Posts: 415 Member
      Bacon has no demands of me. But I demand to the bacon, and the bacon ALWAYS delivers.


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    • Posts: 2,066 Member
      you can actually SMELL bacon coming.
    • Posts: 1,063 Member
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      :wink:

      Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:
    • Posts: 495 Member
      Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
      These are true of real love, not of bacon! Bacon can be a real pig!!!
    • Posts: 1,314 Member
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      These are true of real love, not of bacon! Bacon can be a real pig!!!

      Knee slappah!!
    • Posts: 503 Member
      No but it is a twisted lover that kill kill you in the end
    • Posts: 574
      It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends
    • Posts: 1,970 Member
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      Well, it's a big deal to me.. I'm changing my whole lifestyle.. not everyone has to eat turkey bacon. For me every calorie counts, i'm trying to lose major weight. It's only a sunday breakfast thing for me, but even so.. i'm counting every calorie.

      stop saying such things. it isn't right for me to feel sad in a thread about the greatest food item in the world.

      also, to get back on track, bacon smells amazing in the morning.
    • Posts: 1,970 Member
      It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

      this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.
    • Posts: 2,351 Member
      Bacon doesn't need batteries and smells better than latex.
    • Posts: 1,040 Member
      you can actually SMELL bacon coming.

      I don't quite think "love" is something you would want to smell coming? :huh:
    • Posts: 964 Member
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      Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:

      Yick, good English pig please, dry cured and smoked. Only once in a while, so sod the health risks. And I don't recall love ever coming between two slices of multi seed (although I may have missed a trick there, LOL)) wiith some thinly sliced ripe tomato and avocado.
    • Posts: 359
      You can have a Canadian (bacon) without upsetting your partner.
    • Posts: 328 Member
      you can actually SMELL bacon coming.




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      Bacon is better than love because you can have more than one kind. Applewod smoked, peppered, maple cured.......... yup, Im going to the grocery store now.
    • Posts: 3,450 Member
      You can eat bacon as many times a day as you wish.
    • Posts: 531 Member
      Bacon doesn't demand from you...it just gives.. it never gets jealous and never says your butt looks fat in those jeans.
    • Posts: 4,151 Member
      You don't have to work to have bacon's juices in your mouth
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      this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


      I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type
    • Posts: 2,209 Member
      Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.
    • Posts: 1,040 Member
      Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.

      :heart: End of discussion. :laugh:
    • Posts: 14,304 Member
      Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.

      Truth.
    • Posts: 1,970 Member
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      I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type

      yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
      ;)
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      yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
      ;)

      Umm, I'm prettys sure I mentioned bacon before you, therefore you are trying to steal my bacon. In that case I will have to let you know that I don't go down without a fight when it comes to bacon. IT'S ON!!!
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      Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:

      I'm a Danish Bacon virgin...care to teach me the ropes? :tongue:
    • Posts: 2,238 Member
      BACON! how do i love thee? let me count the ways...
    • Posts: 186 Member
      Bacon means never having to say you're sorry.:flowerforyou:
    • Posts: 1,970 Member
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      Umm, I'm prettys sure I mentioned bacon before you, therefore you are trying to steal my bacon. In that case I will have to let you know that I don't go down without a fight when it comes to bacon. IT'S ON!!!

      bacon fight!
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