Reasons bacon is better than love

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  • WickedGarden
    WickedGarden Posts: 944 Member
    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:
  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
    It already comes stripped.
  • Shayztar
    Shayztar Posts: 415 Member
    Bacon has no demands of me. But I demand to the bacon, and the bacon ALWAYS delivers.


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  • wbgolden
    wbgolden Posts: 2,066 Member
    you can actually SMELL bacon coming.
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:

    Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:
  • editnonnalynn
    editnonnalynn Posts: 495 Member
    Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
    These are true of real love, not of bacon! Bacon can be a real pig!!!
  • Bumdrahp
    Bumdrahp Posts: 1,314 Member
    Bacon is patient, bacon is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not dishonor others, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
    These are true of real love, not of bacon! Bacon can be a real pig!!!

    Knee slappah!!
  • 1Timothy4v8
    1Timothy4v8 Posts: 503 Member
    No but it is a twisted lover that kill kill you in the end
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    I really don't understand why people eat turkey bacon. How is it any better for you? Seriously.

    The fat AND sodium is HUGELY different... big time.Go check it out the next time you are at the market!
    These things are not significant unless you're eating a buttload of it. A few pieces of real bacon instead of turkey is going to cost you a couple of grams of fat. Big freaking deal.

    Well, it's a big deal to me.. I'm changing my whole lifestyle.. not everyone has to eat turkey bacon. For me every calorie counts, i'm trying to lose major weight. It's only a sunday breakfast thing for me, but even so.. i'm counting every calorie.

    stop saying such things. it isn't right for me to feel sad in a thread about the greatest food item in the world.

    also, to get back on track, bacon smells amazing in the morning.
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
    Bacon doesn't need batteries and smells better than latex.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    you can actually SMELL bacon coming.

    I don't quite think "love" is something you would want to smell coming? :huh:
  • SuffolkSally
    SuffolkSally Posts: 964 Member
    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:

    Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:

    Yick, good English pig please, dry cured and smoked. Only once in a while, so sod the health risks. And I don't recall love ever coming between two slices of multi seed (although I may have missed a trick there, LOL)) wiith some thinly sliced ripe tomato and avocado.
  • mfp_junkie
    mfp_junkie Posts: 359
    You can have a Canadian (bacon) without upsetting your partner.
  • samb330
    samb330 Posts: 328 Member
    you can actually SMELL bacon coming.




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  • babydraco269
    babydraco269 Posts: 99
    Bacon is better than love because you can have more than one kind. Applewod smoked, peppered, maple cured.......... yup, Im going to the grocery store now.
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    You can eat bacon as many times a day as you wish.
  • rm830
    rm830 Posts: 531 Member
    Bacon doesn't demand from you...it just gives.. it never gets jealous and never says your butt looks fat in those jeans.
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    You don't have to work to have bacon's juices in your mouth
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.

    :heart: End of discussion. :laugh:
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    Bacon IS love. This discussion is invalid.

    Truth.
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type

    yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
    ;)
  • Karalopolous
    Karalopolous Posts: 574
    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type

    yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
    ;)

    Umm, I'm prettys sure I mentioned bacon before you, therefore you are trying to steal my bacon. In that case I will have to let you know that I don't go down without a fight when it comes to bacon. IT'S ON!!!
  • WickedGarden
    WickedGarden Posts: 944 Member
    you can choose the size of your bacon...I like mine thick.
    super thick, actually

    o.O

    :wink:

    Any particular type of bacon? May I suggest some Danish Bacon :wink:

    I'm a Danish Bacon virgin...care to teach me the ropes? :tongue:
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,238 Member
    BACON! how do i love thee? let me count the ways...
  • TheMerryPup
    TheMerryPup Posts: 186 Member
    Bacon means never having to say you're sorry.:flowerforyou:
  • tsh0ck
    tsh0ck Posts: 1,970 Member
    It's perfectly acceptable to share your bacon with your friends

    this is incorrect. do not assume I will ever share my bacon. with anyone. if you make a move toward my bacon, in fact, I will stab you with my fork.


    I was more talking about Bacon not getting upset about being shared......bacon isn't the jealous type

    yes, it is. I want bacon and it wants me. why are you trying to steal my bacon?!
    ;)

    Umm, I'm prettys sure I mentioned bacon before you, therefore you are trying to steal my bacon. In that case I will have to let you know that I don't go down without a fight when it comes to bacon. IT'S ON!!!

    bacon fight!
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