I didn't know getting peed on was so expensive

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  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    If I had a back like that I would never have to worry about ruining a shirt, because I would never wear one.

    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse

    Cougars never need an excuse. It's in the handbook.

    These aren't the good kind of cougars
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,383 Member
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    The joking nature of this thread aside, JHC I never want kids.

    You can always adopt an older kiddo and skip the diaper stage. You'd save tons of money in diapers and ruined shirts.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,864 Member
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    So wait, you paid $50 for a shirt? I've got to wrap my head around this before I can get to the peeing thing.

    It was made by a topless Cambodian virgin...or so I was told.

    I have many friends who have spent time in Svay Pak. There is no such thing as a Cambodian virgin.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    So wait, you paid $50 for a shirt? I've got to wrap my head around this before I can get to the peeing thing.

    It was made by a topless Cambodian virgin...or so I was told.

    I have many friends who have spent time in Svay Pak. There is no such thing as a Cambodian virgin.

    Well then, I want some of my money back.
  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
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    and people wonder why mom's don't get all dressed up...:wink:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,070 Member
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    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse
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    Cougars never need an excuse. It's in the handbook.
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    These aren't the good kind of cougars
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    Uh oh :embarassed:
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,138 Member
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    If you have to do it again toss a wash cloth over him when you take the diaper off... = )
  • roshart
    roshart Posts: 18
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    How did pee ruin the shirt????? Throw it in the wash....... it will be fine.

    That's what I was gonna say!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
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    Only 50$ I never ask below 200$ for that
  • chelljo12
    chelljo12 Posts: 187 Member
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    As I'm sitting here reading this a R. Kelly song is playing on the radio and I BOL..:laugh:
  • rikkeeroos
    rikkeeroos Posts: 28
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    If I had a back like that I would never have to worry about ruining a shirt, because I would never wear one.

    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse

    Unfortunately, I have not had to deal with that problem. Hopefully, one day I will. *dejectedly puts shirt back on*
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    I thought this was going to be about HCG. :laugh:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,512 Member
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    The joking nature of this thread aside, JHC I never want kids.

    What if they are already potty trained? :wink:
  • Marper8521
    Marper8521 Posts: 160
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    This thread is R. Kelly approved.

    Is R Kelly gonna speak up soon ?
  • EmmaR84
    EmmaR84 Posts: 103 Member
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    When my children were younger we had a naming ceremony for them (liek a Christening ceremony but non-religious). A friend had made my daughter, who was about 8 months at the time, a beautiful ivory gown.
    Her uncle was in charge of putting her nappy on and dressing her whilst we were running around getting everything ready, unfortunately he wasn't the most experienced in fastening the nappy (can you see where this is going?)

    At the start of the ceremony my Dad was holding my daughter whilst wearing a new suit, my daughter did what all babies do but without the nappy being on securely things began to leak.
    The first we knew of it was when my dad felt a damp patch on his shirt,he looked down and saw a brown stain spreading across his shirt and the back of my daughters gown.

    Bloody kids!
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
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    I dunno if I have a $50 shirt. probably $35 at the most.

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