I didn't know getting peed on was so expensive

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  • ket_the_jet
    ket_the_jet Posts: 1,257 Member
    $50 is not very much for a shirt.

    Throw it out and find your nearest Turnbull & Asser tailors to make you a new shirt.
    -wtk
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    Flight back from Cuba.

    2yr old daughter has got the s*it's from satan....ran out of everything on the flight back, nappies(dipers ?) wipes, clothes etc by 3/4 of the way back.....


    Me walking off flight....shirt has s*it, puke, pee and milk on it....loads of it..... had to walk into shop at terminal to buy T shirt....

    Oh that was fun, bless her.

    Oh and thanks for the bill for cleaning the aircraft......
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    If I had a back like that I would never have to worry about ruining a shirt, because I would never wear one.

    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse
  • avafrisbee
    avafrisbee Posts: 234 Member
    Lol. Boys, when you have them you just learn to keep the diaper covering the business bits.

    Now you need to experience projectile poo and vomit! The midwife was changing my sons diaper when he was about a week old and he projectile poo'd over the diaper (like a little yellowish-brown fountain) and it landed squarely in her lap. I was so embarrassed. I bought her a bottle of wine the next time she visited.

    So the next time you babysit what will you wear? I hope you answer t-shirt and jeans ;-) Enjoy your time with your nephew :-)
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    So wait, you paid $50 for a shirt? I've got to wrap my head around this before I can get to the peeing thing.

    It was made by a topless Cambodian virgin...or so I was told.
  • stevewynjones
    stevewynjones Posts: 1,052 Member
    $50 is not very much for a shirt.

    Throw it out and find your nearest Turnbull & Asser tailors to make you a new shirt.
    -wtk

    You Sir, have style and taste. Remind me to invite you to mine to see my colection.
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member
    If I had a back like that I would never have to worry about ruining a shirt, because I would never wear one.

    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse

    Cougars never need an excuse. It's in the handbook.
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,716 Member
    So wait, you paid $50 for a shirt?
    $50 is not very much for a shirt.

    It's fun having both of you as friends.
  • sktllmdrhmz
    sktllmdrhmz Posts: 1,799 Member
    The joking nature of this thread aside, JHC I never want kids.
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    This thread is R. Kelly approved.

    LOVE THIS!!! got peed on by a lil guy in Costa Rica while I was volunteering .. luckily I was wearing my scrubs! what kind of material is it? it may be able to be cleaned!

    At first, I thought the "lil guy" was a dwarf. There is something seriously wrong with me. I'll get my coat.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    If I had a back like that I would never have to worry about ruining a shirt, because I would never wear one.

    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse

    Cougars never need an excuse. It's in the handbook.

    These aren't the good kind of cougars
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,380 Member
    The joking nature of this thread aside, JHC I never want kids.

    You can always adopt an older kiddo and skip the diaper stage. You'd save tons of money in diapers and ruined shirts.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    So wait, you paid $50 for a shirt? I've got to wrap my head around this before I can get to the peeing thing.

    It was made by a topless Cambodian virgin...or so I was told.

    I have many friends who have spent time in Svay Pak. There is no such thing as a Cambodian virgin.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,519 Member
    So wait, you paid $50 for a shirt? I've got to wrap my head around this before I can get to the peeing thing.

    It was made by a topless Cambodian virgin...or so I was told.

    I have many friends who have spent time in Svay Pak. There is no such thing as a Cambodian virgin.

    Well then, I want some of my money back.
  • ckmama
    ckmama Posts: 1,668 Member
    and people wonder why mom's don't get all dressed up...:wink:
  • parys1
    parys1 Posts: 2,072 Member

    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse
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    Cougars never need an excuse. It's in the handbook.
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    These aren't the good kind of cougars
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    Uh oh :embarassed:
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    If you have to do it again toss a wash cloth over him when you take the diaper off... = )
  • roshart
    roshart Posts: 18
    How did pee ruin the shirt????? Throw it in the wash....... it will be fine.

    That's what I was gonna say!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    Only 50$ I never ask below 200$ for that
  • chelljo12
    chelljo12 Posts: 187 Member
    As I'm sitting here reading this a R. Kelly song is playing on the radio and I BOL..:laugh:
  • rikkeeroos
    rikkeeroos Posts: 28
    If I had a back like that I would never have to worry about ruining a shirt, because I would never wear one.

    Yeah, because the cougars at the office need another excuse

    Unfortunately, I have not had to deal with that problem. Hopefully, one day I will. *dejectedly puts shirt back on*
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I thought this was going to be about HCG. :laugh:
  • CarolinaGirlinVA
    CarolinaGirlinVA Posts: 1,508 Member
    The joking nature of this thread aside, JHC I never want kids.

    What if they are already potty trained? :wink:
  • Marper8521
    Marper8521 Posts: 158 Member
    This thread is R. Kelly approved.

    Is R Kelly gonna speak up soon ?
  • EmmaR84
    EmmaR84 Posts: 103 Member
    When my children were younger we had a naming ceremony for them (liek a Christening ceremony but non-religious). A friend had made my daughter, who was about 8 months at the time, a beautiful ivory gown.
    Her uncle was in charge of putting her nappy on and dressing her whilst we were running around getting everything ready, unfortunately he wasn't the most experienced in fastening the nappy (can you see where this is going?)

    At the start of the ceremony my Dad was holding my daughter whilst wearing a new suit, my daughter did what all babies do but without the nappy being on securely things began to leak.
    The first we knew of it was when my dad felt a damp patch on his shirt,he looked down and saw a brown stain spreading across his shirt and the back of my daughters gown.

    Bloody kids!
  • jaydubbayu
    jaydubbayu Posts: 456
    I dunno if I have a $50 shirt. probably $35 at the most.
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