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Things we secretly enjoy

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  • That is so funny!
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    Q-tips.

    The amount of pleasure I get from cleaning my ears borderline fetish material.
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    trading sexy pictures and text messages
    taro buns
    catcalls from cars when Im running along the shore (used to hate this)
    fairy lights/christmas lights
    drawing on the walls
    scaring the sht out of myself and handling it
  • I LOVE pooping. Like, I get so excited when I think I have to. It's amazing.


    That is so funny!
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    Q-tips.

    The amount of pleasure I get from cleaning my ears borderline fetish material.

    ^^^^^This! I thought I was the only one!!!
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    -Cleaning out my ears... like digging deep. It's awful fun and feels amazing.. and if you do it right with a bobby pin...

    -Smelling brand new shoes...and new car smell

    -squeezing a sore finger just to feel the slight pain.. or picking at a wound.
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    Watching zit popping videos on YouTube.
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    boy bands
    Phineas & Ferb
    new panties
    lots of other stuff that would get me strikes and/or kicked off here.
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    So I pretty much love Saved By the Bell... I have a couple of the Seasons and want to get the rest! ;)
  • Those damn Housewives reality shows!
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    If they were secretly enjoyed, then I can't tell you them :D
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    If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret and then there would be an investigation and news crews would show up at my house and my family would sell their story and books would be written. :noway:

    I just can't handle all that right now. Maybe after my race next month. :smokin:
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    Watching zit popping videos on YouTube.

    hahahahahahaha - lov'n it!
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    50 Shades of Grey. The whole Trilogy. Hawt.
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    jersey shore
    beer
    staying in my bed all day (especially with clean sheets)
    people watching :blushing: (not watching people....get it?)
    secrets
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    - Max & Ruby
    - When my boyfriend is away (just enjoy missing him is all)
    - My period

    ETA: any type of needle and IV's
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    ^^^^^This! I thought I was the only one!!!
    No you're not alone there, I get a lot of flack from the wife about this \m/
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    That is so funny!

    LMAO!! Does this have to do with the potential "weight loss" shown on the scale afterwards?? ahaha
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    Cleaning the bathroom! And just any time I use the magic eraser!
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    When I was a "pescatarian" and working at a camp where the boys made me special food sometimes bc I didn't eat meat I would sometimes drive into town on a bad day and eat a whopper while crouching in the back of my Blazer looking (and sounding, I'm sure) like a feral dog.

    Now I'm allergic to wheat so I don't do that.
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    any trainwreck reality tv...
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    I secretly enjoy watching shows that show cute chubby girls who work out and become fit hot woman.
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    Greys

    (hungs head in shame, closes door quietly after himself and begins to weep)
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    The world may never know. :laugh:
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    Too perverted and taboo to tell. Then they wouldn't be secrets. ;) Only my lovely wife knows! :D
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    Latin true story!
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    80's alternative music

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    ^^ When is this hair coming back in style?? ^^ :tongue:
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    LMAO!! Does this have to do with the potential "weight loss" shown on the scale afterwards?? ahaha

    Not necessarily...observe...

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  • Greys

    (hungs head in shame, closes door quietly after himself and begins to weep)

    <3
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