Things we secretly enjoy

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  • SirBen81
    SirBen81 Posts: 396 Member
    the Twilight movies
  • astroub
    astroub Posts: 289 Member
    peeing in the shower


    That is awesome!
  • auroranflash
    auroranflash Posts: 3,569 Member
    I LOVE pooping. Like, I get so excited when I think I have to. It's amazing.


    That is so funny!

    LMAO!! Does this have to do with the potential "weight loss" shown on the scale afterwards?? ahaha

    Not necessarily...observe...

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    *dies*
  • Nerdy_Rose
    Nerdy_Rose Posts: 1,277 Member
    Sex & the City
    Anime
    Dubstep
    Terrible pop music

    Also, the smell of certain laundry detergents turns me on.
  • tnorth82
    tnorth82 Posts: 186
    zit popping videos!
    popping zits!
    Being made to jump like scared hahahaha
    bubblewrap
    the smell of a glossy magazine
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    Say yes to the dress marathons in bed with a bottle of pinot noir
  • Begood03
    Begood03 Posts: 1,259 Member
    80's alternative music

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    ^^ When is this hair coming back in style?? ^^ :tongue:
    It went out of style? No one told me, now I have to get a new Doo.
  • phillieschic
    phillieschic Posts: 615
    DQ's Peanut Buster Parfaits
    A&E's Intervention
    Masterbating
    The smell of Wite-Out and Sharpie markers
    Loading my kids up on sugar and caffeine right before it's time to drop them off at their dad's on his weekends with them.
    Sleeping alone on nights when my husband is out of town for business...partly because I get complete control of the remote, too!
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    oooo...I should probably keep that a secret! I would hate for my friends to think I'm a freak or something.
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Pinky & The Brain and Animaniacs reruns...must find the DVD's...

    YESSSSSS!!!

    I totally have Animaniacs toys sitting on my desk at work.

    _______

    -I also really enjoy the kids show Arthur...that show always cracks me up. My sister and I are getting DW tattoos because we're such dorks.

    -My biggest guilty pleasure of all though is hearing about all the jerks I went to school with....and how badly they're failing at life now. KARMA IS A BlTCH! :laugh:
  • ZombieChaser
    ZombieChaser Posts: 1,555 Member
    Q-tips.

    The amount of pleasure I get from cleaning my ears borderline fetish material.

    OMG this! I love it so much!
  • poshcouture
    poshcouture Posts: 610
    I secretly enjoy:

    * Eating peanut butter directly from the jar
    * Playing with Play-doh and colouring with crayons
    * Speaking in Spanish at taquerias
    * Listening to Electronica
    * Having big curly hair
    * The fact that I have full lips
  • love22step
    love22step Posts: 1,103 Member
    I enjoy a lot of things that I think I'll continue keeping secret for now....

    Otherwise, they're no longer secrets. I'll keep mine, too.
  • BonMetz
    BonMetz Posts: 102
    The smell of cow and horse poop in the air ( I am a country girl)
    Gilmore Girls
  • nomorewishing
    nomorewishing Posts: 250 Member
    Oh a lot of things. :devil: I can't tell though, I know too many of my friends in real life. Bad things would happen if my secrets got out. :embarassed:
  • sammi402
    sammi402 Posts: 232 Member
    Say yes to the dress
    having my hair pulled
    HGTV
    porn
    being submissive
    dancing
    forums
    boobs


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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Pee Wee Herman, old reruns of Barney Miller, Tranny Hookers and Blow

    I just found my long lost half brother!!!!!
  • MystiqueASAP
    MystiqueASAP Posts: 747
    Dragon Ball GT and Dragon Ball Z
    Reading Erotica
    Eating Doritos and pickles together
  • zaithyr
    zaithyr Posts: 482 Member
    80s pop music (hall and oates, the police, Phil Collins )

    I love 80's pop music!
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 396 Member
    BJ's
    Doing it in her pooper
    Any position that is difficult, like standing up, holding her up against a wall
    Boobs
    Calling her bad names while we are doing it
    Being submissive
    Being aggressive
    Role Playing

    ...Oh wait, that's not secret.


    I could have made most of this post.
    Sounds like we'd be pretty compatible... ;)
  • sofitheteacup
    sofitheteacup Posts: 396 Member
    When I was a "pescatarian" and working at a camp where the boys made me special food sometimes bc I didn't eat meat I would sometimes drive into town on a bad day and eat a whopper while crouching in the back of my Blazer looking (and sounding, I'm sure) like a feral dog.

    Now I'm allergic to wheat so I don't do that.

    Sure you don't...
    This gives me a hilarious mental image, though! :)

    Greys

    (hungs head in shame, closes door quietly after himself and begins to weep)
    Aw! :)
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
    The smell of clean laundry. I love it. Seriously, LOVE it. I just want to bury my head in it and sleep. Is it weird that clean laundry turns me on? And why is my husband so obsessive about washing clothes?
  • Flemstica
    Flemstica Posts: 65 Member
    Picking my nose
    Getting drunk at noon
    Cheesy gift catalogs that always come in the mail
  • TubbsMcGee
    TubbsMcGee Posts: 1,058 Member
    Doing it in her pooper


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    I seriously just had to step outside because I was laughing so hard, tears were rolling down my cheeks.
  • colofitguyfm
    colofitguyfm Posts: 63 Member
    I enjoy a lot of things that I think I'll continue keeping secret for now....

    Otherwise, they're no longer secrets. I'll keep mine, too.

    Nothing I'll reveal here - lol
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    Prostate massages with large devices....


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  • joe7880
    joe7880 Posts: 92 Member
    Trolling the boards while I should be working :smile:
  • mikeyboy
    mikeyboy Posts: 1,057 Member
    Nudist camps
    porn
    boobs
    women in short skirts
    women with pony tails wearing a ball cap
    boobs
    women with tats & bling
    wet tee-shirts
    gymnists
    boobs

    I may have a problem! :ohwell:
  • shannoninBC
    shannoninBC Posts: 345 Member
    Facebook creeping
    MFP creeping
    Adding abs to my FL
    Intervention & Hoarders
    Country Music
  • ButterScuttles
    ButterScuttles Posts: 5
    Drinking malt liquor.... specifically 40oz bottles of Steel Reserve
    Talking in a fake English accent to strangers
    Eating all the chocolate off the outside of a Butterfinger candy bar and THEN eating the inside part
    Garlic and cheese croutons mixed into strawberry ice cream
    The smell of gasoline.... and plastic
    Laughing so hard that I fart and might possibly pee my pants
    Dancing in my living room alone and pretending there are people watching me, talking amongst themselves about how amazingly good at dancing I am thinking I can't hear them... but I can...

    And yes, pooping. And weighing myself before and after said poopening.
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