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What crazy thing did the person above you get arrested for?
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Drunken outbursts of song in a department store0
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Removing Parking Tickets from cars and laughing while the parking police tried to chase you down...0
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Hijacking a food cart and taking it for a joy ride.0
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Hitting on mannequins in Macy's0
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going to Staples, picking up every piece of merchandise, exclaiming, "Wow! That's a low price!"0
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Wearing sunglasses at night.0
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Repeatedly dialing 867-53090
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Yelling "Stella! Stellllaaaaa!" under random windows.0
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being unable to look the officer in the eye when asked a direct question0
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Repeatedly dialing 867-5309
AHAHAHAHAA LOL!!!0 -
Stealing horses from the mounted patrolbeing unable to look the officer in the eye when asked a direct question0 -
AmandaAcosta: for jumping naked out of a birthday cake for a man's 100th birthday..... he didn't survive.
The whole ordeal resulted in 53 fatal heart attacks.0 -
suffocating small children with her boobies0
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causing car crashes b/c you turn heads walking down the street.0
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Unlicensed manbaiting...0
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Goat roping the president0
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Unlicensed ninjitsu demonstration within 500 feet of a school or place of worship0
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Re-Arrested for lying down during mug shots!0
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Stole a beach cruzer0
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Trapping someone in the bathroom until they'd smell your hair.0
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Selling bootleg copies of P90x and 30 DS0
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Impersonating a Federal Agent.0
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Being ooshie-smooshie-cute-as-a-bag-of-kittens without a license.0
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Crying in the chapel0
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Throwing Justin Bieber over a cliff. *the world cheers for you*0
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Secretly replacing Starbuck's regular coffee with Decaffeinated Folgers Crystals.0
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masturbating a horse.0
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Shoplifting 247 tubes of cherry chap stick.0
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pushing a kid down in Wal-mart on black-Friday, ahah0
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stealing sex toys haha0
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