Ladies, do you approve of me?

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  • Pollywog39
    Pollywog39 Posts: 1,730 Member
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlwVvuduWgE&feature=related

    DEAR LORD, as long as it's not on your face........melanoma head..............
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    This issue may be better addressed with a qualified counselor or other mental health professional. There are also many fine anti-anxiety medications available that may help ease your pain.

    I speak from experience as I have a few freckles on my face and arms.

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  • lglg11
    lglg11 Posts: 344 Member
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    I'd have to see a picture to be sure. It would help if you were naked in said picture, and showing way more than just your knee. TIA.

    I find it difficult to get a wide enough camera angle

    The most obvious, yet still perfect answer .. now I'm intrigued
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    I have a big freckle on my right elbow. I'll arrove of yours if you'll approve mine... :wink:

    You first
  • Articeluvsmemphis
    Articeluvsmemphis Posts: 1,987 Member
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    *begin the stoning now*
  • mazzyw65
    mazzyw65 Posts: 47
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    I have a removed mole scar on my left hip, poor mole - R.I.P:sad:
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my bad who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."
  • WillWorkout4Food
    WillWorkout4Food Posts: 94 Member
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    I read this while I was eating, so much for my appetite. ha! You already know that would be the lamest reason to not approve of someone. Now, a more than three freckles below the waistline should be illegal. =)
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,887 Member
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    I'd have to see a picture to be sure. It would help if you were naked in said picture, and showing way more than just your knee. TIA.
    This.

    Actually, I also may need to touch the mole... and other parts of you... just to make a thorough assessment.

    It's smooth and veiny
    Is it soft, though, or hard? And how big is it?

    These are important questions. I still think I'd need to touch it just to be sure.

    The mole, of course. :wink:

    It tends to get bigger. That's bad, right?
    What causes it to get bigger? Exposure to the sun, or something more along the lines of this?:
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  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
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    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my back who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."

    Haha awesome...great minds think alike...I think fred has been with me since I was 7!!!!
  • WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr
    WarriorCupcakeBlydnsr Posts: 2,150 Member
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    As a laboratory professional, especially one having worked in pathology and seen what happens when moles go wrong, I highly recommend getting it checked, especially if it's changed size, shape, and/or color. ... If it has started talking to you, there are professionals for that
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
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    "Mole. Bloody mole. We aren't supposed to talk about the bloody mole, but there's a bloody mole winking me in the face. I want to c-u-u-t it off, ch-o-o-p it off, and make guacamole."
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    I'd have to see a picture to be sure. It would help if you were naked in said picture, and showing way more than just your knee. TIA.
    This.

    Actually, I also may need to touch the mole... and other parts of you... just to make a thorough assessment.

    It's smooth and veiny
    Is it soft, though, or hard? And how big is it?

    These are important questions. I still think I'd need to touch it just to be sure.

    The mole, of course. :wink:

    It tends to get bigger. That's bad, right?
    What causes it to get bigger? Exposure to the sun, or something more along the lines of this?:
    2193703_2989.jpg

    both, actually
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,138 Member
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    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?

    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I do not approve of you. in any way. Ever.

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    Send me some progress pics and maybe I'll reconsider....

    Just admit that progress pics aren't the ones you want to see. :laugh:
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my bad who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."

    OMG! Your kid is so cute!!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    Depends, do you approve of me and the mole on my bad who I have named fred?

    If so, I approve of your knee mole.

    True story: My 7 year old named his butt "Fred." And he'll say something, then fart and say, "Fred agrees."

    OMG! Your kid is so cute!!

    He cracks me up. I had exactly the same sense of humor at that age.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with

    Sounds like a blast!! :bigsmile:
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,138 Member
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    I have a scalpel, I can take care of that for you.

    Sure, you look trustworthy.

    How was it that you came to own a scalpel again?


    I like to play doctor, it came with the kit.

    The last time someone played doctor I left with more injuries than I started with

    And that's a bad thing?