How do Gorillas get so strong only eating bananas?

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SirBen81
SirBen81 Posts: 396 Member
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  • jodi4861
    jodi4861 Posts: 9 Member
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    P90X?
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    They eat back their exercise calories.
  • skywa
    skywa Posts: 901 Member
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    they dont only eat bananas. O-O
  • Eleisabelle
    Eleisabelle Posts: 365
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    Dey eatz buggz!
  • braign
    braign Posts: 89
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    Lol they eat like 40lbs of plant material a day!
  • Kristy_Elizabeth
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    This made me laugh!! =D
  • victoria4321
    victoria4321 Posts: 1,719 Member
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    Lol they eat like 40lbs of plant material a day!

    So vegans are right afterall
  • VenomousDuck
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    At the gym they use steroids
  • foxbat2828
    foxbat2828 Posts: 391 Member
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    It's all of the arm exercise ... flinging feces. :laugh:
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
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    all the flies they pick & eat off eachother?
  • PinUpGirlAtHeart
    PinUpGirlAtHeart Posts: 135 Member
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    To Gorillas, bananas are like what spinach is to Popeye?
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    When you eat that many bananas, if you swallow...you get loads of protein.
  • jamie1888
    jamie1888 Posts: 1,704 Member
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    P90X?
    :laugh:
  • jamie1888
    jamie1888 Posts: 1,704 Member
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    They eat back their exercise calories.

    Another good one! :laugh:
  • ImJDLookatME
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    *beat chest* They beat the **** outta each other for some lady gorilla ***.
  • Francesca3162
    Francesca3162 Posts: 520 Member
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    IN CASE YOU REALLY WANTED TO KNOW!!!!

    COPIED FROM
    http://wheredogorillasgettheirprotein.blogspot.com/2011/06/no-its-low-fat-high-fiber-diet-that.html


    A recent article in the New York Times argued that gorillas stay slim because they eat a high-protein diet. While I'm glad to see someone else point out that a plant-based diet provides adequate amounts of protein, I'm annoyed to see scientists and journalists misunderstand and misrepresent the real significance of this fact. It's as if they haven't read the basic literature on nutrition and can't understand arithmetic.

    Yes, the gorilla's natural diet is high in protein, as a percentage of calories. However, the gorillas' natural food tends to be low in calories, because the calories are diluted by water and fiber. Gorillas have to eat an enormous amount of food every day to get enough calories. When human volunteers tried to eat a gorilla-style diet for a short period of time to see how it would affect their cholesterol levels, they had to spend more than 8 hours a day eating, just to get enough calories to keep from losing weight during the trial. Gorillas stay slim because of the high fiber content and low fat content of their food, not because of the balance of protein to carbohydrate in their food!


    The biggest dietary challenge for a gorilla, as for any leaf-eater, is to get enough calories. When they eat a relatively high-protein diet, they just end up converting the excess protein to sugar and burning it for energy. Unfortunately, protein is "dirty sugar." Burning protein for energy produces waste products such as urea and sulfuric acid.

    People can stay very slim on a high-carbohydrate diet, if it is also high in fiber and low in fat. For example, when Chris Voigt of the Washington State Potato Commission decided to go on a potato-only diet as a publicity stunt, he figured that he had to eat 20 potatoes a day. In practice, he found it really hard to eat his entire potato ration, because potatoes are so filling. As a result, he lost a lot of weight. Even when he made an effort to eat his entire potato ration every day, he continued to lose weight. That's because a starchy diet improves insulin sensitivity and thus revs up your metabolism. People who eat starchy diets burn more calories than people on fatty diets. Voigt lost 21 pounds during his 60-day potato diet. His cholesterol levels, triglyceride levels, and even his blood sugar levels decreased!


    According to the New York Times, Dr. Raubenheimer claimed that modern societies “are diluting the concentration of protein in the modern diet. But we eat to get the same amount of proteins we needed before, and in so doing, we’re overeating.” What nonsense!


    Nutrition scientists have known for more than 100 years that human protein needs are modest and are easily met by any reasonable plant-based diet. Also, the societies with the biggest problem with obesity are also the ones with the highest protein intake! Modern societies are consuming too much fat and too little fiber. Animal foods are a big offender, because they contain fat but no fiber and usually no digestible carbohydrate. Refined foods are also a big offender, because they represent the concentrated calories from plants--with the fiber and other wholesome things stripped out.

    The take-home lesson from the gorilla story shouldn't have been that people need to eat more protein. It's that people need to eat plants. If people don't want to spend 8 hours a day eating leafy vegetables, they can eat some nice, filling potatoes or other starchy staples along with plenty of vegetables and fruit.
  • neanderthin
    neanderthin Posts: 9,970 Member
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    Lol they eat like 40lbs of plant material a day!

    So vegans are right afterall
    Only if you leave whales out of the equation.
  • Jules2Be
    Jules2Be Posts: 2,267 Member
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    When you eat that many bananas, if you swallow...you get loads of protein.

    youre the man!
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    They don't drink water.
  • Bronx_Montgomery
    Bronx_Montgomery Posts: 2,287 Member
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    They go to their local Walmart and pick up some Protein shakes. DUH