What's the most expensive thing your toddler has destroyed?

Smart phone
laptop
hard wood floor
my wife's uterus

Haha! That reminds me, my oldest also tore my wife's cervix during child birth. He got started 1st thing.

http://mikebabcock.ca/forward/display/boys_will_be_boys.html

I wish I could post the pics here!!! FUNNY! It ends with this:

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
1.A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
2.If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
3.A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
4.If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
7.When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
8.Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
9.A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
10.Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
11.Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
12.Super glue is forever.
13.No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
14.Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
15.VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
17.Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
18.You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
19.Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
20.The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
21.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
22.It will, however, make cats dizzy.
23.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
24.80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
25.80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

This thread is excellent birth control! Just in case the pills and condom's don't do their job! :bigsmile:

EXACTLY!

My son used my laptop as a trampoline once. Cracked the screen.

Thankfully, my husband is just tech-y enough that he ordered a new screen and replaced it. This poor laptop is still going strong, but I am considering an upgrade....

-A mirrored closer door, he pulled apart the frame, but luckily the mirror did not break and hurt him.
-a DVD/VCR player
-my bladder and dignity

My dog has destroyed much. My son accidentally broke a vase recently... and that's it. But I have the best child ever, it should be noted.

i DONT HAVE KIDS BUT i HAVE PETS.....2 VERY UNFORGIVEN DOGS WHO HAVE EATEN PISSED **** THREW UP CHEWED UP AND SCRATCHED UP AND TORN A TON OF MY THINGS OR OTHER PEOPLES PROPERTY OR THE PEOPLE THEMSELVES THEY HAVE COSTED ME SOOOOOOOO SOOO SOOO MUCH MONEY! Especially with my previous apartment complexes

1. He tackled my 10 yo daughter so hard he knocked one of her teeth out.

2. He pulled a bar stool apart and broke the legs.

3. There's scratches/gouges all over our 42" TV

4. Our couch is an entire different color from juice/milk spills. So's our carpet. So are part of the walls.

5. My sanity.

6. What was left of my marriage.

A very large glass top coffee table....shattered. Ooops, the look on her face was priceless!

My laptop... They removed all of the keys off of the keyboard and it was not very usable afterwards