Hot new spot reducing exercise for women only

korsicash
korsicash Posts: 770 Member
edited December 18 in Chit-Chat
Because I have been on a diet for almost a year I have decided I am an expert. Here is a new exercise as we all loose weight and it seems to leave our breasts and form a tire around our centers and everyone knows fat is just pee waiting to leave the body. If you stand on your head for 5 minutes a day for 30 days all the pee fat should leave the spare tire and either slosh into our breasts or out our ears. Like I said I am a self proclaimed expert so everyone should try it! :wink:

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  • coliema
    coliema Posts: 7,646 Member
    :laugh:
  • charlesb22
    charlesb22 Posts: 110 Member
    I prefer to just scoop my spare tire up into my bra. Keep all that pee, you might need it for something!
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

    16432_323687815606_620185606_9532448_7295352_n.jpg
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    See it helps doesn't it!
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    See it helps doesn't it!

    It does! My boobs are nearly up in my throat!
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Careful, someone's going to take you seriously and break their neck.

    Then you'll be the recipient of a law suit lol.
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    Great point insert all exercise activity disclaimer here_____________________________________ if you are unfit to exercise or have uncomfortable feelings stop. As with all new diet and exercise routines first speak to a DR not an MFP forum joke post :)
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    Great point insert all exercise activity disclaimer here_____________________________________ if you are unfit to exercise or have uncomfortable feelings stop. As with all new diet and exercise routines first speak to a DR not an MFP forum joke post :)

    Lol...well done =D.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    *crack*

    .......

    :ohwell:
  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • jenniejengin
    jenniejengin Posts: 784 Member
    :noway: :laugh:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    *crack*

    .......

    :ohwell:

    Too late! She got her disclaimer up.

    Poor thing...
  • NurseCarolyn2014
    NurseCarolyn2014 Posts: 142
    funny :laugh:
  • KiraxRo
    KiraxRo Posts: 3
    "Spot reduction"

    are the people here this stupid?
  • ambivalence11
    ambivalence11 Posts: 93 Member
    My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?
  • smileybooliz
    smileybooliz Posts: 193 Member
    Too funny!! :happy: :laugh: :happy:
  • tialeanne
    tialeanne Posts: 186 Member
    I'd try this but I'm afraid I'd suffocate as my breasts would cover my mouth and nose...
  • kaykay0612
    kaykay0612 Posts: 1
    I'd try this but I'm afraid I'd suffocate as my breasts would cover my mouth and nose...

    hehehehe :laugh: :laugh:
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?

    I live in Glendale...if you find out that the solution requires another pair of hands...I'm more than happy to assist.

    For science, of course.
  • Avandel
    Avandel Posts: 283 Member
    Wahahahaha! I think Martina McBride says it all. :laugh: "THIS ONES FOR THE GIRLS" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaJijY0ZF0I
  • beachdiva2010
    beachdiva2010 Posts: 180 Member
    Too flippin funny.....thanks for the laugh!! :laugh:
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    *crack*

    .......

    :ohwell:

    Too late! She got her disclaimer up.

    Poor thing...

    I'd frown, but I'd look happy from a regular angle :|
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?

    This is too easy of course jump rope while wearing a corset or call the guy who was willing to squeeze for you....again if you are unfit to exercise do not try this at home.
  • Deltafliers
    Deltafliers Posts: 201 Member
    Lmao. Just what a needed to start my day!!!!
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    Glad I made a few people laugh!
  • kymillion
    kymillion Posts: 791 Member
    OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

    16432_323687815606_620185606_9532448_7295352_n.jpg

    I am in love.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

    16432_323687815606_620185606_9532448_7295352_n.jpg

    I am in love.

    It's the shorts, isn't it :P
  • crisanderson27
    crisanderson27 Posts: 5,343 Member
    OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:

    16432_323687815606_620185606_9532448_7295352_n.jpg

    I am in love.

    It's the shorts, isn't it :P

    Umm, I'm thinking they might be part of it...but it's a lot more than that I'm sure lol.
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