Hot new spot reducing exercise for women only
Because I have been on a diet for almost a year I have decided I am an expert. Here is a new exercise as we all loose weight and it seems to leave our breasts and form a tire around our centers and everyone knows fat is just pee waiting to leave the body. If you stand on your head for 5 minutes a day for 30 days all the pee fat should leave the spare tire and either slosh into our breasts or out our ears. Like I said I am a self proclaimed expert so everyone should try it!
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I prefer to just scoop my spare tire up into my bra. Keep all that pee, you might need it for something!0
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OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:
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See it helps doesn't it!0
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See it helps doesn't it!
It does! My boobs are nearly up in my throat!0 -
Careful, someone's going to take you seriously and break their neck.
Then you'll be the recipient of a law suit lol.0 -
Great point insert all exercise activity disclaimer here_____________________________________ if you are unfit to exercise or have uncomfortable feelings stop. As with all new diet and exercise routines first speak to a DR not an MFP forum joke post0
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Great point insert all exercise activity disclaimer here_____________________________________ if you are unfit to exercise or have uncomfortable feelings stop. As with all new diet and exercise routines first speak to a DR not an MFP forum joke post
Lol...well done =D.0 -
*crack*
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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:noway: :laugh:0
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*crack*
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Too late! She got her disclaimer up.
Poor thing...0 -
funny :laugh:0
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"Spot reduction"
are the people here this stupid?0 -
My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?0
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Too funny!! :happy: :laugh: :happy:0
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I'd try this but I'm afraid I'd suffocate as my breasts would cover my mouth and nose...0
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I'd try this but I'm afraid I'd suffocate as my breasts would cover my mouth and nose...
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My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?
I live in Glendale...if you find out that the solution requires another pair of hands...I'm more than happy to assist.
For science, of course.0 -
Wahahahaha! I think Martina McBride says it all. :laugh: "THIS ONES FOR THE GIRLS" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaJijY0ZF0I0
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Too flippin funny.....thanks for the laugh!! :laugh:0
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*crack*
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:ohwell:
Too late! She got her disclaimer up.
Poor thing...
I'd frown, but I'd look happy from a regular angle0 -
My biggest problem in my butt seems to be confused as to where it's supposed to grow. Oh guru of exercise knowledge, how do I squish my love handles into my bum cheeks?
This is too easy of course jump rope while wearing a corset or call the guy who was willing to squeeze for you....again if you are unfit to exercise do not try this at home.0 -
Lmao. Just what a needed to start my day!!!!0
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Glad I made a few people laugh!0
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OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:
I am in love.0 -
OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:
I am in love.
It's the shorts, isn't it :P0 -
OMG I'm doing it right now and it seems to be working:
I am in love.
It's the shorts, isn't it :P
Umm, I'm thinking they might be part of it...but it's a lot more than that I'm sure lol.0
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