In a perfect world:

Wine would make you skinny.

so agreed

Weekends would be 5 days long and the work week would only be 2.

our pets would live as long as we do.

Oh, and this.

Ohh this is wayyyyy better than wine maing you skinny, sorry Awwww makes me miss my kids (pups)

Yeah I now miss my rotwieler >.<

(btw, MALE rotweiler was named daisy by my sister.... animal abuse in my book)

Loaded pizza would be the ultimate nutrition
dough=grain
sauce=fruit (tomato)
cheese=dairy
mushrooms/peppers/olives= veggies
pepperoni/sausage=protein

orgasms would be on-demand.


oh wait. they already are. win.

Doughnuts would have the same amount of calories as broccoli

and be as good for you, mmmmm I love doughnuts!!!

You could target where you lost fat first.

oh oh oh I like this one.

or maybe fat could just migrate, like to my boobs.

after workout progress would look just like it does in Sims 2

Love this! love that game!:laugh:

Sallie Mae (student loans) would send me money or just go away!

our pets would live as long as we do.

^^^^this

Red Velvet cake would be completely calorie free and fat free, without sacrificing the taste.

As you got older, it got EASIER to maintain your and/or lose weight. Ya know, because of all that experience. hehe

1234567 would be a perfect winning lottery number. And the healthiest thing in the world would be a McDonald's Quarter Pounder with Cheese Value Meal.

There would be no cancer, no fatal diseases, no premature deaths. I could sit on my lazy *kitten* and lose weight while shoving cookies and candy in my mouth with no risk of cavities. I could eat all the fried cheese I want with no artery clogging side effects or weight gain. My boobs would always be perky. I could snap my fingers and I would be showered and teeth brushed... I would be able to snap my fingers :laugh: We wouldn't have to work for a living unless we wanted to. There would be equal pay for all jobs so single moms don't struggle while rich *kitten* sit back and bathe in their money (therefore prices on everything would be lower and wouldn't rise). And it would be easier for everybody to get a job. There would be no more hunger, no more homelessness, no more animal shelters because all animals would be well cared for and wanted and loved, and vets would be more affordable, as well as doctors visits for humans. our pets would live much longer than they do. There would be no more hate, no more greed, no more of any of the 7 deadly sins, we would all be in perfect balance in our lives. It would be easier to pursue our dreams. There would be no more bullying. We would all do well in school, or just not have to go to school without risking jail time and fines and without dropping out (I hated school with a passion). There would be no more human trafficking, no more pedophilia, no more poaching of animals (which goes back to no more greed), And huge companies like McDonald's wouldn't be allowed to market so heavily to little kids (have you watched nickelodeon lately????) and we would be able to control the weather where our house was (so it could be hot and tropical at my house all the time, and only rain when it needs to, and no thunder storms, and my grandpa 2 houses over can have snow all the time like he loves). And every child would be wanted and loved, with a wonderful home and loving family. There would be no more violence or sex crimes.

Doughnuts would have the same amount of calories as broccoli

Oh yes that would be a perfect world!