Out of the mouths of babes...

I don't have a kid but my sister is a primary school teacher and a Sunday school teacher and she has some great ones!

She was teaching her Sunday school class about parables and at the end of the lesson she asked, "so who remembers what a parable is?" and one wee boy said, "Its somebody who eats other people.". Lol......confusing cannibals with parables. Lol.

Then, this is one that non-British people might not get without a bit of prior explanation but here we have Councils that are in charge of a particular area and make sure housing is provided for people, rubbish gets collected etc. etc. and usually do their job rather badly! So my sis was teaching her primary school class and was doing a pop quiz with them and asked, "Who built the pyramids?" One little girl was getting really excited and bouncing around in her seat so Pamela asked her and she replied, "the Council!"

Also, I was taking my Sunday school class one day when they were still really young (maybe about 6) and I don't even know how we got onto it but they started asking about University and so I was telling them about what I was studying and then they asked if my sister had went to University and I said she had. So then, of course, they wanted to know what she'd studied and as it so happened she'd studied philosophy which isn't the most easy thing to explain to 6 year old. So I said, "Well, Pamela studied something called Philosophy. Does anyone know what a Philosopher is?" To try to gauge whether any of them had an inkling what it was before I tried to explain it to them and one wee boy screamed out in excitement, "It's a type of dinosaur!" I cracked up and immediately ran to the other side of the room to tell Pamela that she was a type of dinosaur. Lol.

My younger son was the one with the most cute sayings. Our favorites were "You hurt my ceilings" and "I want spinach without the leaves." He also called his flip-flops "wait a minutes" because he couldn't keep them on his feet.

My grandaughter you see to the left is 2 1/2 when I ask her what her name is the replies.
" Emma Jane Comeer" that is not her last name, but is what she hears alot :happy:

I love it!

When my daughter was first old enough to eat pistachios, she would always call them "spit-ach-eos"... Her dad & I thought it was so cute & we'd laugh like crazy every time she said that we waited until she was about eight years old before telling her how you really say it.. she will be 13 in 22 days and harasses us all the time for never telling her the real way to say it.

We were visiting relatives, and helping clean-up after a meal. My 3-year old nephew was helping too, so I complimented him by saying "you're a good boy." And my husband said "such a good boy." He looked up at us with a half-confused, half-annoyed expression and said, "I'm not a dog."

Turns out -- that's what they say to the dog when it poops in the right place.

Thanksgiving 2011 -- My 8-year-old nephew asked if I was adopted. :huh:

My daughter walked up to my father inlaw the other day and said "grandpa pull my finger" Guess my hubby needs to stop asking her to do this for him LOL


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When in church after our youngest was born my daughter says in a really loud voice to grandma "grandma guess what?! Mommy feeds Lily out of her boob there is milk in there" needless to say the older ladies sitting behind us tapped me on the shoulder and said how great it was that we were giving our daughter the best milk out there... I thought I was going to die

My sister and I are 8 years apart. One day we were at the mall and I had to go to the washroom so I had to take her into the stall with me. Well, when i pulled down my pants my sister pointed and said loudly:

WHY DO YOU HAVE HAIR DOWN THERE???

All I could hear was snickering from all the other stalls from the other ladies.... I was 13 and mortified!

My 4 year old great-niece and my sister were changing clothes in the same room one day and the sweet little tot asked my sister, "Nanny, when I get big like you, will my boobies be as long as yours?" Not as big, but as LONG. LOL!!! I thought she would die.

My son at the age of 3 would walk next door to his cousins' house. He would knock on the door, and whenever they said "Who is it?" he would always say "Come in!" He is now 20 and does not remember that at all!

I love the kids..

one day the now oldest * about 5 and 6 at the time were trying to get into the snack cupboards , Drew the boy said to Dresden " here get on my back and I will give you a caboost..

my daughter at 6 one day told me to stop playing a round' was I being serious... or sofish 'eatsus.

* fictitious bahahaha. gotta love them..

OHHH the best*

we took my daughter to a casting directors office because they were looking for some new actresses.. she was no more than 3 and she was picked to go in another room and do an audition where she could watch herself on the TV well.. she was just starting to sing Twinkle little star .and Andrew her baby brother was by her and was just like hanging out and noticed himself on the screen..
so he kept like dodging in front of her ..

out of nowhere she gets to the end and instead of saying twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are she shoves him super hard he goes flying doesn't miss a beat in the song and says " I KNOW WHAT I AM".. ahhh after my own heart she is..

My 11 year old was trying to be complimentary and told me that "If that line wasn't there, you'd only have ONE chin now" :-)

My kids were watching Happy Feet earlier today and my almost 5 yr old daughter was singing "Jump and Groove" only problem was that she was singing it as "Jump on Boobies, Jump on Boobies". LOL don't ask she makes up some really crazy songs.

My daughter isn't old enough to say anything funny, but... when my sister was about 3 or 4 my parents were going to the rodeo. While driving down a two lane highway, where there is a canal on one side & sugar cane on the other, my sister blurts out OMG LOOK THAT THE GORILLA BY THE CANAL!!! (This was an african american person. Now, we have never been racist, and never have said derogitory things about people from different backgrounds) And my mom's mouth dropped when she said that.