Time for some Friday THAT DUDE TRUTH

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iam_thatdude
iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
Fire away...as always, the truth hurts and my answers are completely and 100% accurate, except when they arent.

Its like sex panther cologne, 90% of the time, im right 60% of the time!
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  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Wow, 9 minutes and no questions. Either everyone is off work or no one wants ans answer that ends with the term "Giant Vagina"
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Wow, 9 minutes and no questions. Either everyone is off work or no one wants ans answer that ends with the term "Giant Vagina"

    No one wants a giant vagina...the cooter cleavage from such a beast would be horrifying...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Wow, 9 minutes and no questions. Either everyone is off work or no one wants ans answer that ends with the term "Giant Vagina"

    No one wants a giant vagina...the cooter cleavage from such a beast would be horrifying...

    Absolutely, I do think GIANT VAGINAS are the untold plague of the world though. WOmen who complain abotu their man's small instrument always fail to look...uh...in the mirror.
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
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    Fire away...

    Why do they taint a nearly perfect movie like Groundhog Day with an actress like Andie MacDowell?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Wow, 9 minutes and no questions. Either everyone is off work or no one wants ans answer that ends with the term "Giant Vagina"

    No one wants a giant vagina...the cooter cleavage from such a beast would be horrifying...

    Absolutely, I do think GIANT VAGINAS are the untold plague of the world though. WOmen who complain abotu their man's small instrument always fail to look...uh...in the mirror.

    "Hot dog thrown down a hallway" syndrome does run rampant...that's why God invented Kegels.
  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 627 Member
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    Mr. If a man has testosterone replacement (the crap you put under your arms), how long for it to "kick in"?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Fire away...

    Why do they taint a nearly perfect movie like Groundhog Day with an actress like Andie MacDowell?

    Her talents being limited as they are (see Tarzan) the better question is how did a minor talent like Chris Elliot continue to land roles in landmark films.

    Also, he was the S&M dominatrix for writer Harold Ramis. Little known fact.
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Mr. If a man has testosterone replacement (the crap you put under your arms), how long for it to "kick in"?

    The crap I put under my arms seems to work right away, but then again Secret wasnt made for a man.

    Also, are you ready for the explosion of body hair that occures with TRT? Yes his DING may start DONGING, but he also may look like an ape.
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
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    how did a minor talent like Chris Elliot continue to land roles in landmark films.

    Landmark films such as Cabin Boy?
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Wow, 9 minutes and no questions. Either everyone is off work or no one wants ans answer that ends with the term "Giant Vagina"

    No one wants a giant vagina...the cooter cleavage from such a beast would be horrifying...

    Absolutely, I do think GIANT VAGINAS are the untold plague of the world though. WOmen who complain abotu their man's small instrument always fail to look...uh...in the mirror.

    "Hot dog thrown down a hallway" syndrome does run rampant...that's why God invented Kegels.

    Yes, I agree and as the Official Spokesman and Crash Test Dummy of the 2012 Kegel Test Institute I think this can truly solve the GIANT VAGINA problem.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    how did a minor talent like Chris Elliot continue to land roles in landmark films.

    Landmark films such as Cabin Boy?

    I think he meant Scary Movie 2...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    how did a minor talent like Chris Elliot continue to land roles in landmark films.

    Landmark films such as Cabin Boy?

    There's Something ABout Mary.
    Kingpin
    New York Stories
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
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    how did a minor talent like Chris Elliot continue to land roles in landmark films.

    Landmark films such as Cabin Boy?

    There's Something ABout Mary.
    Kingpin
    New York Stories

    So, you claim you were NOT referring to either Cabin Boy or Scary Movie 2. Interesting.
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    did you write this?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Yes, I agree and as the Official Spokesman and Crash Test Dummy of the 2012 Kegel Test Institute I think this can truly solve the GIANT VAGINA problem.

    I didn't know spelunking was one of your hobbies...
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    how did a minor talent like Chris Elliot continue to land roles in landmark films.

    Landmark films such as Cabin Boy?

    There's Something ABout Mary.
    Kingpin
    New York Stories

    So, you claim you were NOT referring to either Cabin Boy or Scary Movie 2. Interesting.

    Considering both of those movies SUCKED, yes I was not referring to them
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    did you write this?

    No, but it has been written about me, many times. #humblebrag
  • iam_thatdude
    iam_thatdude Posts: 1,279 Member
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    Yes, I agree and as the Official Spokesman and Crash Test Dummy of the 2012 Kegel Test Institute I think this can truly solve the GIANT VAGINA problem.

    I didn't know spelunking was one of your hobbies...

    Honestly, its for the science.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    Yes, I agree and as the Official Spokesman and Crash Test Dummy of the 2012 Kegel Test Institute I think this can truly solve the GIANT VAGINA problem.

    I didn't know spelunking was one of your hobbies...

    Honestly, its for the science.

    Make sure you're properly equipped...after all, have you seen the movie "Teeth"?
  • quixoteQ
    quixoteQ Posts: 484
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    If you had to trust one of the following two hypothetical people to fix all of the world's problems, would you choose:

    A) Someone who ordered extra cheese on a pizza; or
    B) Someone who ordered extra sauce on a pizza?