Preparing for the zombie apocalypse....need allies.

TheOfficialEpic
TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
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There is strength in numbers. Add me up, and together we'll survive. ;D


I've been doing a lot of plyometrics, powerlifting, gymnastics, and mixed martial arts. I know it's coming and I want to be as prepared as possible. Anybody have any tips on training, weaponry, fashionable outfits and or swagger that could help me survive?....A few good recipes to help me survive on as little as possible would also be grately appreciated. So far I've just been mixing gorilla blood and protein powder together.
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  • Andrea681
    Andrea681 Posts: 178 Member
    I'm in. I've got the weapons and I'm ready to go.
  • TheOfficialEpic
    TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
    Now we need to hire a medic.
  • anoroc751
    anoroc751 Posts: 57 Member
    Gorrila Blood. Where did you get it? I have only been able to find small doses of orangutans blood online.

    Ive been running alot too. They may not be fast but they never seem to tire out.
  • str8bowbabe
    str8bowbabe Posts: 712 Member
    Im in and have good survival skills...
  • MystiqueASAP
    MystiqueASAP Posts: 747
    Ooh, can I be bad @ss like Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil 2?
  • sometimes_blondie
    sometimes_blondie Posts: 241
    I'm not a medic, but I'm a good shot! : )
  • AnneGenevieveS
    AnneGenevieveS Posts: 441 Member
    I've already been recruited as the medic for another zombie apocalypse team. We can meet up and join forces!
  • jaxdiablo
    jaxdiablo Posts: 580
    Ex-airborne infantry and I was a combat lifesaver. So yeah, I'm down.
  • TheOfficialEpic
    TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
    Looks like we're getting a pretty good crew together. Plenty of gunners so far, but still need a medic and somebody on lols. Also tomorrow I will be adding running to my preparations....running while not looking back to be more precise.
  • AnneGenevieveS
    AnneGenevieveS Posts: 441 Member
    oh yeah, and they've got a lot of weapons and ammo. I've never shot any sort of weapon at anything before. haha, but I figure they can protect me. and I can run like no body's business
  • TheNewCrystal
    TheNewCrystal Posts: 100
    Im in!

    Rule number 1. Cardio!

    Where is our rendevouz location once the Zombie Apocalypse commences?
  • epshinee
    epshinee Posts: 7
    This really intrigued me. Count me in!
  • HarleyQuinn_12
    HarleyQuinn_12 Posts: 363 Member
    Totally count me in for this one! :-)
  • OccupyFitness
    OccupyFitness Posts: 145 Member
    I am good at screaming and putting band-aids on tight.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    I'm in! We may need to add some sword/crossbow/battle axe training. Once the ZA happens, ammo could runout!
  • AnneGenevieveS
    AnneGenevieveS Posts: 441 Member
    Oh, and there was this whole series of shows on the history channel about surviving the zombie apocalypse. You should watch those. I did. pretty awesome.
  • TheOfficialEpic
    TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
    I'm wondering should I go sniper or heavy artillery.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Im in I'm a nurse, a good shot and I cook lol
  • TheOfficialEpic
    TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
    You had me at nurse and cook. Love a good multi-tasker yeh. Cheers ;)
  • shellyburger
    shellyburger Posts: 90 Member
    Ohhh man.

    Count me on this one. I've got some survival skills (plus I've read the Zombie Survival Guide haha).
  • TheOfficialEpic
    TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
    We should all settle on a training location soon. Till then I'm gonna be documenting my behind-the-scenes tomfoolery. Here, on my website, and my bodyspace account. Let the hijinks begin!!!
  • WoofBarkDonkey
    WoofBarkDonkey Posts: 4 Member
    I'm a nurse!
  • sshook990
    sshook990 Posts: 284
    dont know about medic however i am proficient in different medications and how they interact (i work in pharmacy at hospital)
  • bfvmg1
    bfvmg1 Posts: 10
    I got Weapons, Food and Water storage, and enough Ammo for a small country. I also have a RN and NPA in the house...so I got the medic covered! :bigsmile:

    I also have lots of hand-hand training, but I am old and fat now so I have to rely on the weapons!
  • TheOfficialEpic
    TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
    Holy schneikies!!
  • fawgeita
    fawgeita Posts: 3
    So in, I have no survivor skills, so I'm OK being the first to die, once it happens.
  • TheOfficialEpic
    TheOfficialEpic Posts: 406
    Excellent. You can be our decoy or bait. We'll make sure to mourn you for at LEAST five minutes, and one of us will go on to name our adopted child after you out of your sacrifice. Your legend will not die here.
  • 2befit2
    2befit2 Posts: 58 Member
    I'm a pharmacy tech I guess I can be an asset to the medic team :happy:
  • HowieTwoPointZero
    HowieTwoPointZero Posts: 494 Member
    Have enough engineering skills to make stuff work when it's broken. Know a bit about satellite internet so we can still get porn after the apocalypse.
  • mccarol1956
    mccarol1956 Posts: 422 Member
    I am a nurse, I can do CPR, wipe your injured butts, sedate you when your DT'ing from lack of gorilla blood. I hear their is a shortage coming.

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