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    Preparing for the zombie apocalypse....need allies.

    Posts: 406
    edited December 2024 in Introduce Yourself
    There is strength in numbers. Add me up, and together we'll survive. ;D


    I've been doing a lot of plyometrics, powerlifting, gymnastics, and mixed martial arts. I know it's coming and I want to be as prepared as possible. Anybody have any tips on training, weaponry, fashionable outfits and or swagger that could help me survive?....A few good recipes to help me survive on as little as possible would also be grately appreciated. So far I've just been mixing gorilla blood and protein powder together.

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    • Posts: 178 Member
      I'm in. I've got the weapons and I'm ready to go.
    • Posts: 406
      Now we need to hire a medic.
    • Posts: 57 Member
      Gorrila Blood. Where did you get it? I have only been able to find small doses of orangutans blood online.

      Ive been running alot too. They may not be fast but they never seem to tire out.
    • Posts: 712 Member
      Im in and have good survival skills...
    • Posts: 747
      Ooh, can I be bad @ss like Milla Jovovich in Resident Evil 2?
    • Posts: 241
      I'm not a medic, but I'm a good shot! : )
    • Posts: 441 Member
      I've already been recruited as the medic for another zombie apocalypse team. We can meet up and join forces!
    • Posts: 580
      Ex-airborne infantry and I was a combat lifesaver. So yeah, I'm down.
    • Posts: 406
      Looks like we're getting a pretty good crew together. Plenty of gunners so far, but still need a medic and somebody on lols. Also tomorrow I will be adding running to my preparations....running while not looking back to be more precise.
    • Posts: 441 Member
      oh yeah, and they've got a lot of weapons and ammo. I've never shot any sort of weapon at anything before. haha, but I figure they can protect me. and I can run like no body's business
    • Posts: 100
      Im in!

      Rule number 1. Cardio!

      Where is our rendevouz location once the Zombie Apocalypse commences?
    • Posts: 7
      This really intrigued me. Count me in!
    • Posts: 363 Member
      Totally count me in for this one! :-)
    • Posts: 145 Member
      I am good at screaming and putting band-aids on tight.
    • Posts: 10,347 Member
      I'm in! We may need to add some sword/crossbow/battle axe training. Once the ZA happens, ammo could runout!
    • Posts: 441 Member
      Oh, and there was this whole series of shows on the history channel about surviving the zombie apocalypse. You should watch those. I did. pretty awesome.
    • Posts: 406
      I'm wondering should I go sniper or heavy artillery.
    • Posts: 4,252 Member
      Im in I'm a nurse, a good shot and I cook lol
    • Posts: 406
      You had me at nurse and cook. Love a good multi-tasker yeh. Cheers ;)
    • Posts: 90 Member
      Ohhh man.

      Count me on this one. I've got some survival skills (plus I've read the Zombie Survival Guide haha).
    • Posts: 406
      We should all settle on a training location soon. Till then I'm gonna be documenting my behind-the-scenes tomfoolery. Here, on my website, and my bodyspace account. Let the hijinks begin!!!
    • Posts: 4 Member
      I'm a nurse!
    • Posts: 284
      dont know about medic however i am proficient in different medications and how they interact (i work in pharmacy at hospital)
    • Posts: 10
      I got Weapons, Food and Water storage, and enough Ammo for a small country. I also have a RN and NPA in the house...so I got the medic covered! :bigsmile:

      I also have lots of hand-hand training, but I am old and fat now so I have to rely on the weapons!
    • Posts: 406
      Holy schneikies!!
    • Posts: 3
      So in, I have no survivor skills, so I'm OK being the first to die, once it happens.
    • Posts: 406
      Excellent. You can be our decoy or bait. We'll make sure to mourn you for at LEAST five minutes, and one of us will go on to name our adopted child after you out of your sacrifice. Your legend will not die here.
    • Posts: 58 Member
      I'm a pharmacy tech I guess I can be an asset to the medic team :happy:
    • Posts: 494 Member
      Have enough engineering skills to make stuff work when it's broken. Know a bit about satellite internet so we can still get porn after the apocalypse.
    • Posts: 422 Member
      I am a nurse, I can do CPR, wipe your injured butts, sedate you when your DT'ing from lack of gorilla blood. I hear their is a shortage coming.
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