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Ladies MFP names to keep creepers away

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  • ladybg81
    ladybg81 Posts: 1,553 Member
    Mine works great. Maybe it's my big *kitten* dogs but I've never had a creeper...
  • DieVixen
    DieVixen Posts: 790 Member
    like_throwing_a_hotdog_down_a_hallway


    XxXLike_an_open_window_on_a_rainydayXxX
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    So many of these names make me LOL!!! :laugh:


    "NRA_girl" is more my style :smokin:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: This thread is cracking me up!
  • Charliesuccess
    Charliesuccess Posts: 181 Member
    ineedzaboo

    igotnitch

    burnindownunder
  • korsicash
    korsicash Posts: 770 Member
    not sure if it is here

    miseryschild
    Transylvaniatransvestite
  • jennifox63
    jennifox63 Posts: 44 Member
    bump
  • Maude_Lewbowski
    Maude_Lewbowski Posts: 395 Member
    Castrator

    OK this takes the cake!
  • MissAnjy
    MissAnjy Posts: 2,480 Member
    BWHAHAHAHAHA @ bluewaffle

    i'm quite literally crying.
  • Kell_Smurthwaite
    Kell_Smurthwaite Posts: 384 Member
    Ballbuster
    Emasculator
  • PottyMrs
    PottyMrs Posts: 55 Member
    I think my usernames pretty good at keeping em away :)
  • cgrigz
    cgrigz Posts: 86 Member
    myadamsappleisbiggerthanmyballs!!
  • Troy67
    Troy67 Posts: 556 Member
    Vaginal Guillotine Inventer.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Krustyvaj
    c_cksniper
    H8mypearshape
    400HCG
    booleemiah

    LMFAO...I am getting strange looks because I'm laughing so hard...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • _Bob_
    _Bob_ Posts: 1,487 Member
    livingwithAIDS

    formerbrojill

    Coryida

    well actually that last one attracts creepers :blushing:
  • CoryIda
    CoryIda Posts: 7,870 Member
    livingwithAIDS

    formerbrojill

    Coryida

    well actually that last one attracts creepers :blushing:
    OMG, I love you _bob_

    lol
  • Luella70
    Luella70 Posts: 31 Member
    LMAO!!!!
  • TadaGanIarracht
    TadaGanIarracht Posts: 2,615 Member
    Prude
    WillStapleYourSacToYourThigh
    YOUsed2bAman
    CantWait2bMarried
    Pusher
    MMAfighterGF
    Godistheonly14me
    RacistLady
    ISupportTheWestBoroChurch
    SmellsLikeFish
    InfestedWithSTDs

    Uhmm.. I could go on and on. Lol.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    ID0URBUTT2!
  • p0pr0cksnc0ke
    p0pr0cksnc0ke Posts: 1,283 Member
    I could change my username to something like what has been suggested... but then they see my picture and they come flocking anyways. What can I say? I am quite awesome. :bigsmile:
  • hollyk57
    hollyk57 Posts: 520 Member
    DesperateandPregnant

    Herpesisfun_noreally

    ipeewhenilaugh

    notamilf

    itssupposedtosmelllikethat

    saggyboobs55

    driedupandb*tchy

    stretchmarksthespot
  • SexyCook
    SexyCook Posts: 2,249 Member
    LMAO..This thread is too funny!! Thanks for the Friday humor...
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • RobynDCrossman
    RobynDCrossman Posts: 252
    LorenaBobbitt or LorenaBobbittFan

    YES! LBFOREVER!!! ;p
  • kaitimae
    kaitimae Posts: 727 Member

    Amber


    DING DING DING WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • LillysGranny
    LillysGranny Posts: 431
    LillysGranny is working well for me :)
  • galegetsthin
    galegetsthin Posts: 1,340 Member
    OnlyBangsHobos
    SurpriseItsSyphillis
    LookingForAHusband
    MomOf4Bastards
    YouShouldBeMyNextBabyDaddy

    Sorry....... not as witty as I usually feel.
  • bestbassist
    bestbassist Posts: 177 Member
    @ the Lorena Bobbit fanclub - Since you can clearly empathize so well with a violent psychopath I'm assuming you must find it equally funny when a woman's genitalia gets mutilated? I mean...isn't it HILARIOUS to hear about 3rd world vaginal mutilation...especially when it's carried out by the woman's (PFFFFFT) HUSBAND! I mean...if you can laugh at psychotic expressions of misandry then you must get a chuckle out of its cultural counterpart, right? It's all part of being open-minded, after all.

    And as far as the names...I think you can dig deeper and be more honest with them:

    imworthless
    wristcutter
    2fat2fitinapicture
    onlygoodforonething
    empowered_through_affirmative_action
    ispeakbeforeithink

    And my personal favorite...

    I_ASKED_FOR_IT

    Those are FUNNY, aren't they?

    As a side note, it's interesting that a lot of the female commentors on this thread say they haven't been "creeped" by men. However, the only friend requests/messages I've received have been from females. Statistically that makes women more "creepy" in my book. Double standards abound as usual.
  • SofaKingRad
    SofaKingRad Posts: 1,592 Member
    SANDPAPERHANDYS!
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
    Nutcracker.

    SingleFemalewith4kids

    Singlefemalewithherpes

    Singlecrazycatlady

    I'llfindyou

    and now I know why I'm single, 4 kids and a crazy cat lady...:laugh:

    SingleMumof4CrazyCatLady will be my next username!
  • Ms_NewNew
    Ms_NewNew Posts: 88 Member
    RuPaul
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