Ladies MFP names to keep creepers away

SANDPAPERHANDYS!

Just when the folks behind the Saw movies thought that they'd run out of ideas...

FartsAlot

AlsoHasAPenis

This has to be the most hilarious thread that I've read since joining MFP!!!

Thanks EVERYONE!!!

As a side note, it's interesting that a lot of the female commentors on this thread say they haven't been "creeped" by men. However, the only friend requests/messages I've received have been from females. Statistically that makes women more "creepy" in my book. Double standards abound as usual.

I havent been creeped by men.. but Ive been creeped by women......... I like it.

illkillyou
illcheatonyou
thisbabycouldbeyours
pregnantandlookingforfather
areyouthefather
hagitha
biteandbleed

@ the Lorena Bobbit fanclub - Since you can clearly empathize so well with a violent psychopath I'm assuming you must find it equally funny when a woman's genitalia gets mutilated? I mean...isn't it HILARIOUS to hear about 3rd world vaginal mutilation...especially when it's carried out by the woman's (PFFFFFT) HUSBAND! I mean...if you can laugh at psychotic expressions of misandry then you must get a chuckle out of its cultural counterpart, right? It's all part of being open-minded, after all.

And as far as the names...I think you can dig deeper and be more honest with them:

imworthless
wristcutter
2fat2fitinapicture
onlygoodforonething
empowered_through_affirmative_action
ispeakbeforeithink

And my personal favorite...

I_ASKED_FOR_IT

Those are FUNNY, aren't they?

As a side note, it's interesting that a lot of the female commentors on this thread say they haven't been "creeped" by men. However, the only friend requests/messages I've received have been from females. Statistically that makes women more "creepy" in my book. Double standards abound as usual.

Wow...... You know, they make pills for this type of thought processes. "statistically" there are FAR more females here than there are males, so that tells me that you would naturally get more female communication. And John Bobbitt is now a porn star....... Yeah, real tragic there....... One of the higher paid ones too.

And The mutilation in Kenya and Somalia (I assume is what you are speaking of) IS a tragedy. It is done to very young girls for cultural beliefs. It is done generally before age 10 to ensure virginity until they are traded off for their goats to some man 30 years her senior.

The John and Lorena case was one psycho woman who was JUST being a nutcase. You're argument is basing apples against oranges.

Lighten up and enjoy the humor in the thread overall. There are some creepy dudes here. There are plenty of creepy chicks too, but the creepy chicks don't see the creepy dudes as being creepy, and Men don't generally mind if a woman is being a bit creepy. Women have a higher liklihood of being "prudes" and therefore, will complain more loudly. It is not a double standard. The women who don't mind it, don't complain. I have a few male friends who have had to delete girls because they were just being waaaaay too creepy.

KrustyCouger

Shriveledwr!nkledTw@t

CobWebz4myVag

Strap.on.4.U

OnlyBangsHobos
SurpriseItsSyphillis
LookingForAHusband
MomOf4Bastards
YouShouldBeMyNextBabyDaddy

Sorry....... not as witty as I usually feel.

you really let us... I mean me, down this time :grumble:

Octomom.

Winner!

omg that is the winner lol

ICANHAZHERPES

:gonorrheaforyou:

CaLl0uSh0lez

IstalkU

Amber

You clever, clever man. That last one also works on girls

Ihidemyballs

AHahahahaha.... That is funny! ^

C*ckBlock
CreepReporter
IsaidNO
ReadMyWednesdayFinger

OnlyBangsHobos
SurpriseItsSyphillis
LookingForAHusband
MomOf4Bastards
YouShouldBeMyNextBabyDaddy

Sorry....... not as witty as I usually feel.

you really let us... I mean me, down this time :grumble:

I know!!!!!!!! I should change my name to "NotAsFunnyAsIThinkIAM".

Ushould_GetTested
DoesthismakemelookFAT
MyTacoSmellsLikeFish

Dawn O’Keefe