Poop on my lawn

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  • Amaywil
    Amaywil Posts: 44
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    This is WAAAAAYYYYY TTTOOOOOO NIIICCEEEE!!!

    It needs to be a lot more straight forward in case they are complete idiots.

    I think I am going to make some bags like this LoL I won`t be as nice but I think it is a great idea ! ! ! ! ! !
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    this is good.


    i was thinking more "if you don't scoop it, the next time you see it, it will be on fire on your doorstep. *smiley face*"
  • Lampy00512
    Lampy00512 Posts: 117
    "Pick your *kitten* up!"
  • litelight
    litelight Posts: 53
    the guy is a perp, and dastardly so! Poops right at the 2 mile mark? Boy, he's more accurate than most time keeping devices -- the atomic clock even has to be adjusted sometime!
  • stacygayle
    stacygayle Posts: 349 Member
    Unclaimed dog poop will be cheerfully returned to owner.

    This!!!
  • veganbaum
    veganbaum Posts: 1,865 Member
    Its good for the grass

    It's horrible for the grass. The main ingredient in dog food SHOULD be meat (unless you buy a cheap brand like Iams or Purina etc, then its ground corn) and that is not good fertilizer. Plus it gets into the water supply, AND GETS ON PEOPLES SHOES!!!

    I'd be a little more concerned about all the chemical lawn fertilizers, weed killers, etc, that are used that can contaminate the water supply than dog poop.
  • rprussell2004
    rprussell2004 Posts: 870 Member
    Unclaimed dog poop will be cheerfully returned to owner.

    This!!!

    I also liked the idea of putting a nonfunctional camera pointing at the scene of the crime.

    Reminds me of a guy who would sit in his car outside of his house and point a hairdryer out the window at passing speeding cars.

    They would always slow WAY the heck down because he looked like an undercover cop with a radar gun.
  • grimm1974
    grimm1974 Posts: 337 Member
    Okay, can anyone read Japanese? I really need to know what this sign says.


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  • lorac321
    lorac321 Posts: 614 Member
    Please leave your address so MY dog can poop in YOUR yard.

    If your dogs poop; Please scoop.

    RIP Sign that reads: Here lies the last dog who Pooped in my yard
  • WonderKP
    WonderKP Posts: 146 Member
    I would advise against the kicking the dog part!! Some people might take it as a threat and report you for that. Our neighbor's dog poops on our lawn too and we have to clean it up. I'm pretty sure they trained her to do that too, but there isn't much we can do about it. We can say something to the neighbors, but a dog gets used to pooping in a particular spot, so I think we are just SOL.

    what about putting up a fence or something?
  • LorryGuthrie
    LorryGuthrie Posts: 113 Member
    "If your dog craps on my lawn, I'll crap on yours"

    I vote for this one! Hahaha!!
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    Unclaimed dog poop will be cheerfully returned to owner.

    I vote for this one. LOL
  • jfl613
    jfl613 Posts: 71
    "If your dog craps on my lawn, I'll crap on yours"

    Like Jim Carrey in "Me, Myself, & Irene"!! lol lol
  • WilliamsJJ86
    WilliamsJJ86 Posts: 34
    I don't mind a dog taking a **** on my lawn as long as the owner picks it up. I'd put on the sign "security camera's in place for proper dog identification for returning dog poop".
  • SteffieMark
    SteffieMark Posts: 1,719 Member
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  • Laurej
    Laurej Posts: 227
    how bout instead of a sign, you leave the poop on the lawn, pour a little bacon grease on it and you tube the owners disgusted face when their dog comes by the next day and eats his own poop :happy:
  • HeealthyMee
    HeealthyMee Posts: 62 Member
    I once had someone let their dog crap on my lawn as I was sitting in the kitchen, seeing this. I called out the window to the girl who looked up then got her dog to leave, in a hurry. I went outside, picked up the crap and followed her to her house and threw the bag at her (tied and closed, I'm not that mean lol) and said next time I'd call the cops. Hasn't happened since.


    OMG you're my hero. lol
  • WonderKP
    WonderKP Posts: 146 Member
    "Va-POO-rise!" Anyone?
  • va_va_voom
    va_va_voom Posts: 467 Member
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    My favorite lol
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  • JessieArt
    JessieArt Posts: 275 Member
    how bout instead of a sign, you leave the poop on the lawn, pour a little bacon grease on it and you tube the owners disgusted face when their dog comes by the next day and eats his own poop :happy:

    Oh my. I almost peed myself. Awesomeness! :love:
  • kjhladky
    kjhladky Posts: 1
    Kicking a dog is bad. But throwing poop on a person is not!!! You are a sicko. I like that in a person!!! :-)
  • jfl613
    jfl613 Posts: 71
    Okay, can anyone read Japanese? I really need to know what this sign says.


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    The sign is asking dog owners to take home their dogs poo. But they use the word "Tsureru" [連れる[つれる]] which is usually used when you bring a living person or thing somewhere.
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    I once had someone let their dog crap on my lawn as I was sitting in the kitchen, seeing this. I called out the window to the girl who looked up then got her dog to leave, in a hurry. I went outside, picked up the crap and followed her to her house and threw the bag at her (tied and closed, I'm not that mean lol) and said next time I'd call the cops. Hasn't happened since.

    I heart you! Seriously, I ask them if they need a bag when I see it and will go get one for them. When I walk my dogs I always have poop bags attached to the leash. There is just NO EXCUSE for it!
  • eprissel
    eprissel Posts: 92 Member
    I would go pick all of it up and set a nice mine field in front of every door of their house.
  • grapeeyes1
    grapeeyes1 Posts: 229 Member
    How about "Smile for the camera. All poop will be returned to owner. All videos will be posted on Youtube."
  • jlc1243
    jlc1243 Posts: 272 Member
    My dog has tummy problems. When I walk him, he squats, but nothing comes out. I carry baggies and pretend to pick up poop when he's finished because I want to avoid any problems or accusations from neighbors. I feel stupid doing it, but it has worked so far.

    I've done this too! ha ha!
  • TourThePast
    TourThePast Posts: 1,753 Member
    I haven't read all the replies, but when I bought my first house, and had a problem with my next door neighbour's dogs crapping all over my front lawn, my Grandmother scooped it all up and placed it right in front of their door, so they'd tread on it when they stepped out.

    She also said, knowing they were home, and could hear - "Well my dear, if that doesn't work, it can only be considered fair to return any further excrement to them through their letter box".

    Strangely enough, their dogs never strayed or crapped on my front garden after that day. I miss my Gran, she was amazing. :flowerforyou:
  • tnrown87
    tnrown87 Posts: 134 Member
    I haven't read all the replies, but when I bought my first house, and had a problem with my next door neighbour's dogs crapping all over my front lawn, my Grandmother scooped it all up and placed it right in front of their door, so they'd tread on it when they stepped out.

    She also said, knowing they were home, and could hear - "Well my dear, if that doesn't work, it can only be considered fair to return any further excrement to them through their letter box".

    Strangely enough, their dogs never strayed or crapped on my front garden after that day. I miss my Gran, she was amazing. :flowerforyou:


    ^^^^^^ This^^^^^^
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  • Kat51313
    Kat51313 Posts: 18
    pick it up and leave it in their mail box with a little note tied to a stick hanging out the top like a flag - "you left this behind, thought you'd like it back!"
  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    You could always get your own dog, and she could eat the other dog's poop. Mine loves to do that.

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