Funny pick up lines

PRod31
PRod31 Posts: 29 Member
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Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

Do you have funny pick up lines?

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  • mrmanmeat
    mrmanmeat Posts: 1,968 Member
    Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

    Hopefully she's not a grammar nazi.
  • awadm
    awadm Posts: 252
    Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems

    Hopefully she's not a grammar nazi.

    Hahaha was thinking the same exact thing. But it's corny line, nonetheless.
  • PRod31
    PRod31 Posts: 29 Member
    A few more:

    Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

    I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true

    Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you

    Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

    Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

    Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    Did it hurt?

    When you fell from heaven?
  • PRod31
    PRod31 Posts: 29 Member
    Did it hurt?

    When you fell from heaven?


    Nice! :laugh:
  • guamSUPERgirl90
    guamSUPERgirl90 Posts: 255
    you got a quarter? so i can call my mom and tell her ive found the one.

    are u tired? cuz you have been running through my mind all day.
  • PRod31
    PRod31 Posts: 29 Member
    you got a quarter? so i can call my mom and tell her ive found the one.

    are u tired? cuz you have been running through my mind all day.

    Great! :laugh:
  • Goofy076
    Goofy076 Posts: 287 Member
    I had this guy ask when at the gym while i was sweating like a pig on the treadmill, so here for a good work out? mind you its 530 am so I am not social to begin with LOL I looked at him with a straight face and said nope, here to do some grocery shopping do you know where the milk is? He left me alone after that lol
  • lickmybaconcakes
    lickmybaconcakes Posts: 1,063 Member
    Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
    I promise to give it back
  • DarwinChick95
    DarwinChick95 Posts: 144 Member
    Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
    I promise to give it back

    Omg love it!!
  • PRod31
    PRod31 Posts: 29 Member
    I had this guy ask when at the gym while i was sweating like a pig on the treadmill, so here for a good work out? mind you its 530 am so I am not social to begin with LOL I looked at him with a straight face and said nope, here to do some grocery shopping do you know where the milk is? He left me alone after that lol

    lol! :laugh:
  • jmelyan23
    jmelyan23 Posts: 1,648 Member
    I don't have a library card, but I'd like to check you out.

    Did it hurt? [Did what hurt?] When you fell from heaven.
  • ArtGeek22
    ArtGeek22 Posts: 1,429 Member
    I don't have a library card, but I'd like to check you out.

    I have actually heard that one and thought it was hilarious :laugh:
  • AuddAlise
    AuddAlise Posts: 723 Member
    Wanna go out for pizza and a ****?(rhymes with duck)

    What you don't like pizza?
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
    I promise to give it back

    That one's cute. :smile:
  • april1lowe
    april1lowe Posts: 202 Member
    LMAO!!!!!!!!!!
  • PRod31
    PRod31 Posts: 29 Member
    :happy: Here are few more my sent to me:

    You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.

    It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you’d be too hot to handle.

    Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

    You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

    Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

    People call me John, but you can call me Tonight!

    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
  • AsaraFuriosa
    AsaraFuriosa Posts: 293 Member

    You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

    See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I'm cute.

    Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

    Love these!!:laugh:
  • AsaraFuriosa
    AsaraFuriosa Posts: 293 Member
    Now I have to add the best / cheeseist lines I've ever heard :wink: :smokin: :bigsmile:

    If I fell for you, would you catch me?

    I wish I was your tear so I could begin at your eyes, live my life on your cheek, and die at your lips.
  • Alma_Sana
    Alma_Sana Posts: 453 Member
    Hey can I borrow a kiss ?
    I promise to give it back

    I really like this one!
  • slkehl
    slkehl Posts: 3,801 Member
    Do you need prayer? Cuz I'd like to lay hands on you.

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