Beer Cleanse

_Timmeh_
_Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
Has anyone tried this? I've got a lot of crap built up from years of over eating and I want to cleanse it out.
My friends brother told me about this.

Apparently their are two types of this cleanse.
Toilet Cleansing vs. Reverse Cleansing

The Great Beer Cleanse provides two ways to "cleanse." The "Toilet Cleanse" typically comes the morning after a night of Pre-Cleansing (beer enjoyment). The "Reverse Cleanse" is a more aggressive approach, where one opts to Pre-Cleanse until one's stomach decides to rid itself of its contents. Many Beer Cleansers choose to eat something delicious yet fattening, like buffalo wings, on Reverse Cleanse nights.

So which is better? Well, I can't recommend frequent reverse cleansing. Sure, you get to eat wings, but frankly, it's a waste of money, especially if you've been drinking good beer. Plus, I'm pretty sure drinking to the point of regurgitation is good for neither your throat nor your soul. And yes, drinking beer affects your soul. The better the beer, the better your soul will feel.

It is for those reasons that I am support the Toilet Cleanse, also called the Morning After Cleanse. Just enjoy a night or twelve of ingesting the delicious beers of your choice, and reap the intestinal-clearing benefits the next morning.
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  • GasMasterFlash
    GasMasterFlash Posts: 2,206 Member
    I remember reading that Budweiser and eggs does the trick. Best wishes on your cleansing journey. Namaste.
  • siobhancmorrow
    siobhancmorrow Posts: 6
    I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?
  • Sp1nGoddess
    Sp1nGoddess Posts: 1,134 Member
    I personally prefer a margarita cleanse, the lime juice helps to alkalinize the body.
  • mom2gar
    mom2gar Posts: 100 Member
    If beer and wings cleansed me, I wouldn't be fat. Good luck Sir.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    I started mixing my protein shakes with beer. I stumbled upon this cleanse myself. Thinking of writing a book on it.
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    SO...MUCH...WIN
  • HelloSweetie4
    HelloSweetie4 Posts: 1,214 Member
    I enjoy a good jack and coke cleanse myself :drinker:
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?

    it would help me cleanse. My friends brother is an expert.
  • pamelad77
    pamelad77 Posts: 292 Member
    Im sure a curry with the beer would help the cleanse better than wings
  • JennW130
    JennW130 Posts: 460 Member
    can i replace the wings with a BLT?
  • _Timmeh_
    _Timmeh_ Posts: 2,096 Member
    can i replace the wings with a BLT?

    Yes! Low sodium bacon though.
  • littlemoonsandy
    littlemoonsandy Posts: 1,930
    MMMmmMMmm BEER :laugh: :tongue:
  • Sierra_419
    Sierra_419 Posts: 201 Member
    this is funny .. lol
  • kristen6022
    kristen6022 Posts: 1,923 Member
    If beer and wings cleansed me, I wouldn't be fat. Good luck Sir.

    This...
  • indiedoll
    indiedoll Posts: 29 Member
    Personally I prefer a wine cleanse so I get all those antioxidants in there.
  • budhandy
    budhandy Posts: 305 Member
    I found out vodka cleanses me out pretty well the next day plus taco bell gives it that extra push! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • ArroganceInStep
    ArroganceInStep Posts: 6,239 Member
    this is funny .. lol

    If by this you mean the folks for whom this went straight over their heads? Why yes! Yes, it is.


    If by this you mean the actual OP? Well that's true too.
  • amruden
    amruden Posts: 228 Member
    my 2 cups of coffee help me *cleanse* everyday... about mid morning.
  • hdsqrl
    hdsqrl Posts: 420 Member
    This post wins 400 internets. Well done, and happy cleansing! :drinker:
  • brendansmom1
    brendansmom1 Posts: 526 Member
    I think the proper way to do this would to be to add a piece of pizza along with the wings and beer...
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    I've heard Natural Light and White Castle works really well.
  • xlolitabandita
    xlolitabandita Posts: 242
    I drank nothing but straight vodka for 2 weeks, and now my insides are extra clean and sanitized.
  • meg7399
    meg7399 Posts: 672 Member
    I have learned that wine followed by liquor is the best way to cleanse immediately. But for morning after cleansing I do prefer beer.
  • meg7399
    meg7399 Posts: 672 Member
    I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?
    Must be sad to know the interwebz are laughing at you right about now...huh
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    I don't understand what the health benefit of this would be ?
    Must be sad to know the interwebz are laughing at you right about now...huh
    That only applies if she actually realizes it.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    If beer and wings cleansed me, I wouldn't be fat. Good luck Sir.
    Actually you would, because cleansing does not have anything to do with fat loss.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Pretty sure the reason I didn't gain weight while single (and living on bar food and beer) was because of the cleansing effects.



    Let's just say a last-call shot of Crown Royal will pretty much seal the deal on both cleanses for me.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    I prefer the Habanero Tequila cleanse.
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  • jfan175
    jfan175 Posts: 812 Member
    You mean you're supposed to drink it? Damn, I put it in the other end. Don't tell my wife, I used her good kitchen funnel.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    You mean you're supposed to drink it? Damn, I put it in the other end. Don't tell my wife, I used her good kitchen funnel.


    What a horrible waste of beer.

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