Beer Cleanse

Toilet Cleansing vs. Reverse Cleansing

The Great Beer Cleanse provides two ways to "cleanse." The "Toilet Cleanse" typically comes the morning after a night of Pre-Cleansing (beer enjoyment). The "Reverse Cleanse" is a more aggressive approach, where one opts to Pre-Cleanse until one's stomach decides to rid itself of its contents. Many Beer Cleansers choose to eat something delicious yet fattening, like buffalo wings, on Reverse Cleanse nights.

So which is better? Well, I can't recommend frequent reverse cleansing. Sure, you get to eat wings, but frankly, it's a waste of money, especially if you've been drinking good beer. Plus, I'm pretty sure drinking to the point of regurgitation is good for neither your throat nor your soul. And yes, drinking beer affects your soul. The better the beer, the better your soul will feel.

It is for those reasons that I am support the Toilet Cleanse, also called the Morning After Cleanse. Just enjoy a night or twelve of ingesting the delicious beers of your choice, and reap the intestinal-clearing benefits the next morning.